"She done sssssctole duh style. Done read The NOOSE-LETTUH one time too many. Now it is EFFECTED her layout style. Worse than watching BIGFOOT and ALIEN-UFO television shows. Jenny Jo you are supposed to be PRIM & PROPER not cah-ray-zuh layout artisting cray-zuh NOOZE-LETTUHS. You done read TOO MANY NOOZE LETTUHS. You ain't got one GRETCHEN on that entire pppage! Oh, lawdy its like when DEE DEE RAMONE tried to do RAP. Jenny Jo. You are creatin' ZZZZANY ART! that lay out is not FLUXUS OR DADA. Its just in the style of that NUT who eats bacon grease and drinks Coca Cola. Jenny Jo, next you'll be playing guitar and working on SAABS. ROSS PRIDDLE TALK TO HER QUICK!
"Always looking off to the side like she is looking at something important. In every photo she looks off at something. Its sort of like those High School Boys who get dropped off in front of the school and start walking like Clint Eastwood with their hands in their pockets pretending to chew a piece of gum and if someone speaks to them or they see someone they know they do a quick-jerk-nod with their head. Walking slow like they are FONZIE. Remember. Just look off to the side. That's how they do it at Gibbs. And by doing so everyone shall forget the fact you just got dropped off in your momma's station wagon."
"Today I created FOOD ART. I took a saltine cracker and measured it. Then I used cardboard and glue and built a small doll house sized CHEST OF DRAWERS to put the saltine cracker in. The CHEST OF DRAWERS has room to put five crackers in. One cracker per drawer. I painted the CHEST OF DRAWERS to look like real furniture. Each cracker has four rows of four holes made in it. Whenever I get a pimple I POP THE PIMPLE and using a tooth pick dab the white chunk bit of zit in a cracker hole. I hope to fill every hole in each cracker. Then when I prepare snacks for people I can retieve a cracker from the chest of drawers. These crackers are for all my FLUXUS-DADA ARTIST FRIENDS."
"YOU SLEEP ALL DAY AND STAY UP ALL NIGHT RAWST PRIDDUHS! BENTSPOON IS ALL THAT MATTERS. YOU NEED TO WORK ON IT 24-7-365 OR YOU AREN'T A WORTHY YASCHICA CAMERA, AND YOUR FILM ADVANCE LEVER SHALL JAM!"
JAPANESE CAMERA REPAIR TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. 3219 CARDEN DRIVE COSCUMBUS GEORGIA 31907-2143 U.S.A.
Ross, you're not helping TB by posting all his disturbed, delusional comments. Let's negotiate with him: no posting unless he promises to take his meds.
I rode the bus to school. And my parent's did not have a station wagon at that time in my life. I never felt bad about riding the school bus. I got to listen to my tape player with headphones. Sometimes I fell asleep. It was a very peaceful time for me to THINK. I like to be alone at times.
"She done sssssctole duh style. Done read The NOOSE-LETTUH one time too many. Now it is EFFECTED her layout style. Worse than watching BIGFOOT and ALIEN-UFO television shows. Jenny Jo you are supposed to be PRIM & PROPER not cah-ray-zuh layout artisting cray-zuh NOOZE-LETTUHS. You done read TOO MANY NOOZE LETTUHS. You ain't got one GRETCHEN on that entire pppage! Oh, lawdy its like when DEE DEE RAMONE tried to do RAP. Jenny Jo. You are creatin' ZZZZANY ART! that lay out is not FLUXUS OR DADA. Its just in the style of that NUT who eats bacon grease and drinks Coca Cola. Jenny Jo, next you'll be playing guitar and working on SAABS. ROSS PRIDDLE TALK TO HER QUICK!
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P.S. That layout still looks good though.
"Always looking off to the side like she is looking at something important. In every photo she looks off at something. Its sort of like those High School Boys who get dropped off in front of the school and start walking like Clint Eastwood with their hands in their pockets pretending to chew a piece of gum and if someone speaks to them or they see someone they know they do a quick-jerk-nod with their head. Walking slow like they are FONZIE. Remember. Just look off to the side. That's how they do it at Gibbs. And by doing so everyone shall forget the fact you just got dropped off in your momma's station wagon."
ReplyDeleteU. Know That's Funny
"Look for the pronoun "I". It is apparent that is her favorite word."
ReplyDeleteThis is not Truman
"She crazy."
ReplyDeleteTexas
"Ross. Why KEIFFS BUDHOPES don't never send you nothing no more. You need to write Keiffs more often."
ReplyDeleteLaQueiffa Farnsworth
"She PURDY, but she CRAZY."
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St. Pete.
"She IS the purdiest monkey in the box."
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ReplyDelete-georgia peach
Yes you did.
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yes you did.
You DID.
Yoooou.
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ReplyDeleteThe Art News Telegraph
Ross. Tell Amway Carlstein in Mexico she needs to write more often on BENTSPOON.
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to the Priddle Family
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"Ross you gonna raise your new baby CHRISTIAN or MAIL ATHEIST."
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"Today I created FOOD ART. I took a saltine cracker and measured it. Then I used cardboard and glue and built a small doll house sized CHEST OF DRAWERS to put the saltine cracker in. The CHEST OF DRAWERS has room to put five crackers in. One cracker per drawer. I painted the CHEST OF DRAWERS to look like real furniture. Each cracker has four rows of four holes made in it. Whenever I get a pimple I POP THE PIMPLE and using a tooth pick dab the white chunk bit of zit in a cracker hole. I hope to fill every hole in each cracker. Then when I prepare snacks for people I can retieve a cracker from the chest of drawers. These crackers are for all my FLUXUS-DADA ARTIST FRIENDS."
ReplyDeleteJasmine Cravanse
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Optra Blifey, Oh. 98765
"YOU SLEEP ALL DAY AND STAY UP ALL NIGHT RAWST PRIDDUHS! BENTSPOON IS ALL THAT MATTERS. YOU NEED TO WORK ON IT 24-7-365 OR YOU AREN'T A WORTHY YASCHICA CAMERA, AND YOUR FILM ADVANCE LEVER SHALL JAM!"
ReplyDeleteJAPANESE CAMERA REPAIR
TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.
3219 CARDEN DRIVE
COSCUMBUS GEORGIA
31907-2143 U.S.A.
Ross, you're not helping TB by posting all his disturbed, delusional comments. Let's negotiate with him: no posting unless he promises to take his meds.
ReplyDeleteI rode the bus to school. And my parent's did not have a station wagon at that time in my life. I never felt bad about riding the school bus. I got to listen to my tape player with headphones. Sometimes I fell asleep. It was a very peaceful time for me to THINK. I like to be alone at times.
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