Where is Theo. Is he lost at the mall? Is he camping out in a cardboard refrigerator box? Is he curled up with a fat girl from the Bronx named Lacey? Or is he just sleeping in that plastic hut he built under the over pass bridge in Edmonton. Wherever Theo is he has to report in soon to the Station Chief, or he'll be put in quarantine and have his Security Clearance revoked.
Harruummpphh! I am too busy creating GREAT ART to respond to the incessant nattering of certain residents of Concubines, Georgia (or is it Cucumbers, Georgia? I get those two mixed up!). Regardless, It is GREAT ART that is being created even as I type. Lesser beings resident in Concubinous-Cucumbria, Georgia will just have to develop a higher degree of patience before they will attain the wisdom necessary to truly understand what GREAT ART means. Harruummphh!
This is real art. Everybody else is trash. This is real artisan in its creation. Theo is real. He is not a swap meet artist.
ReplyDeleteyep
ReplyDeleteTheo is the brother of Major Nelson from the TV show I DREAM OF GENIE.
ReplyDeleteThis painting is made of velour.
ReplyDeleteTheo is the brother of "the MR. NELSON" in the PIPPI LONGSTOCKING movies.
ReplyDeleteTheo is in the winery. Too busy to comment.
ReplyDeleteWhere is Theo. Is he lost at the mall? Is he camping out in a cardboard refrigerator box? Is he curled up with a fat girl from the Bronx named Lacey? Or is he just sleeping in that plastic hut he built under the over pass bridge in Edmonton. Wherever Theo is he has to report in soon to the Station Chief, or he'll be put in quarantine and have his Security Clearance revoked.
ReplyDeleteHarruummpphh! I am too busy creating GREAT ART to respond to the incessant nattering of certain residents of Concubines, Georgia (or is it Cucumbers, Georgia? I get those two mixed up!). Regardless, It is GREAT ART that is being created even as I type. Lesser beings resident in Concubinous-Cucumbria, Georgia will just have to develop a higher degree of patience before they will attain the wisdom necessary to truly understand what GREAT ART means. Harruummphh!
ReplyDeletetheo
a lower case ART GOD
Theo bought some strange boots yesterday.
ReplyDeleteNo way, man! I found in the dumpster behind the Denny’s on Heartbreak Alley.
ReplyDeleteInstead of THE KINGS OF LEON, listen to THE KINGS OF THEON.
ReplyDeleteTheo should wear George Castanza velvet leisure suits.
ReplyDeleteVELOUR NOW! THEO VELLLLLLOUR! FIND VELOURRRRRR!
ReplyDeleteTheo is too lazy to comment. Therefore he is not a real
ReplyDeleteART POWER CHIEF.