Ross. A goon or Goonette in IOWA sent an envelope full of stuff with WE LOVE TRUMAN and a heart written on the front. On the back it said in bold handwritten letters, OCCUPY ALL THE THINGS!. I guess they dig the mass Bentspoon postings. Inside the envelope was materials requesting I draw a picture of a zombie for their upcoming HALLOWEEN show. I got someone drawing it now. Their address is I'M A SUPERHERO 1234 SANDUSKY DRIVE. IOWA CITY, IA. 52240.
Tell Dr. Sane I bet he has never gotten a VALEN-TIME LOVEY DOVEY CARD from any fans.
For pleasure push a glass rectal thermometer into your urethra until just the very end sticks out. Then lay your appendage on a coffee table and hit it with a rubber hammer.
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ReplyDeleteRoss. A goon or Goonette in IOWA sent an envelope full of stuff with WE LOVE TRUMAN and a heart written on the front. On the back it said in bold handwritten letters, OCCUPY ALL THE THINGS!. I guess they dig the mass Bentspoon postings. Inside the envelope was materials requesting I draw a picture of a zombie for their upcoming HALLOWEEN show. I got someone drawing it now. Their address is
ReplyDeleteI'M A SUPERHERO
1234 SANDUSKY DRIVE.
IOWA CITY, IA. 52240.
Tell Dr. Sane I bet he has never gotten a VALEN-TIME LOVEY DOVEY CARD from any fans.
But did Mr. Superhero send $1.00 or stamps for THE LOSERLETTER? NO!
ReplyDeleteRead THE NEWSLETTER send a dollar or stamps to:
ReplyDeleteRAY JOHNSON JR.
3219 CARDEN DR
COLUMBUS GA 31907-2143
U.S.A.
An I'M A SUPERHERO name check? Groovy!
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For pleasure push a glass rectal thermometer into your urethra until just the very end sticks out. Then lay your appendage on a coffee table and hit it with a rubber hammer.
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