Also engineer the black licorice colored pork to squeak like the sound of tying balloons to make birthday party animals. Then when cutting or biting pork the restaurant shall be noisy with squeaks. Also serve the pork in wrapped present boxes so the restaurant shall sound like Christmas day present opening. Inside the packages the pork would be on a plate with utensils ready to eat. Have special nights. Under five feet tall night. Redhead night. Over 200 pound ladies night. Etc. This is the new direction for art and food.
Convert you know who to consuming pork. Brunswick stew, ham, pork jerky, chitterlings, etc. You know who must convert to pork. Make pork a political party. Those who do not consume pork shall be called NON PIGGLY WIGGLYS.
The christian god loves nothing. The toilet paper stuck to my asshole loves me more than any god. If you vomit in a bucket and look at it, that vomit loves you more than any god. FACE IT! It is reality. The only problem in the universe is human beings. They are of less value than their excrement and vomit.
Arrogant Chris Chin and Skuzz Dumb dirt bags, how dare you foist your god filth, your smug arrogant god lie on people. It is sick, absolutely sick peddling that false hope. Take your gods, all gods and go to hell! All of you. The god generating concept of the human brain is the highest form of mental illness. There is a god, the sickest of all gods. His name if mankind. LISTEN you filth god adorers. TAKE YOUR GOD AND SHOVE IT!
Ross. Take all the mail art you collected over the years. All of it. Tear it up and fill a trash can up neatly so it shall easily be hauled away on trash day. Then devote every moment to rebuilding FUNNY CAR and HOT ROD motors. Or repairing snow mobiles. Shut down mail art. Shut it down. That shall be HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHILARIOUS!
Right now I'm evoking SATAN LUCIFER to telepathically do my bidding. Satan hears and dances, dances, dances to my wild Satan frolic and he brings can-suh to all my detractors! SHEMHAMFORASCH! HAIL LUCIFER! AVE SATANAS! REGE SATANAS! GLORY! GLORY! GLORY! TO LORD OF ALL LORDS! THE MOST HIGH OF ALL SATAN LLLLLLLUCIFER!
If Bill O'Reilly wasn't such a pussy he would run for president. But Bill O'Reilly is a cock sucking pussy mother fucker just like Shaun Hannity! FUCK BILL O'REILLY!
TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. says HUGH ASHBY BENTLEY is sucking shit in hell with his cock sucking father CALVIN WILLIS BENTLEY who was a syphillis withered crippled gimp in a wheel chair. THEY SUCK DICKS IN HELL!
TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. hates his mother and father. His dad especially who is a retared mother fucker! However he views his mother as a gold digging two cent Jezebellian whore from HOBBS VIEW!
TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. SAYS, "MY MOTHER IS A WRETCHED WHORE OF THE LOWEST CALIBER!" 100% true! Truman Bentley Jr.'s mother is a gut bucket Jezebellian whore!
TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. SAYS GET DRUNK AND FUCK JESUS! JESUS THE MOST HIGH QUEER! HE HAS PRETTY HOLY LIPS! JUST LIKE HIS FILTHY FATHER JEHOVAH LORD GOD! GOD IS A SEX FREAK HE CREATED THE DICK BECAUSE HIS MOUTH LOVES TO SUCK!
GOD DAMN! I'M DRUNK ROSS PRIDDLES ON THIS MANESCHEWITZ! IF I ONLY HAD UH PISTOL I'D BLOW MY FUCKING BBRAINS OUT RIGHT NNNNOW! BUT I DON'T SO I'M GONNA CRY MYSELF TO FUCKING SLEEP!
MY NAME IS "TRACY" TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. and I have a god damn girl's nickname I caught hell for all through school, but my heart is broken and I'll never recover! But better to have a broken heart and a bottle of Maneschewitz than a bottle of Maneschewitz and no broken heart to go with it.
I like Ross Priddle. If it had to be anyone better it be Ross Priddle. Though my heart is forever broken I am proud it is you my friend Ross Priddle. You are okay. I am proud for you Ross Priddle. Though my heart is eternally broken I am happy for you Ross Priddle cause you are a cool dude even when I'm not drunk. If only this liquor would cloud my mind to this mannish bitch I am trapped with here. Ggggggod damn!
My only son is going to prison for a long time. I'm drunk. Miserably and tomorrow no Thanksgiving. If I am not too drunk to drive tomorrow I'll go out and haul in Chinese take out. If this is life death can't be no worse but since I ain't got no guts and no pistol I'm just gonna drink til I fucking pass out. Maybe I'll have a good night mare to go with my every day wake mares of reality.
I have now almost twelve hours of filmed food preparations and TV watching commentary. Hours of ccccrazy asemic arteries. This is the new direction. ASEMIC FILM shall keep all of my trash relatives and scum family members in their kennels.
After Truman gets his sex change operation to look just like actress Tori Spelling, he then is going to fund research on Uterus implantation. Using his own stem cells a uterus shall be created so he can be the first of many men to give birth. Men need to start competing by having babies. Perhaps a kangaroo pouch type apparatus can be installed to perform out patient surgery as the fetus develops. Using plastic surgery technology men shall have child birth. But first the operation to look just like actress Tori Spelling.
TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. is NOT an artist.
ReplyDeleteRoss Priddle has a Cousin "IT" room in his closet.
ReplyDeleteScientists need to find a dye to turn pork LICORICE BLACK in colour. It would be more fun to eat this way.
ReplyDeleteScientists need to find a dye to turn pork LICORICE BLACK in colour. It would be more fun to eat this way.
ReplyDeleteAlso engineer the black licorice colored pork to squeak like the sound of tying balloons to make birthday party animals. Then when cutting or biting pork the restaurant shall be noisy with squeaks. Also serve the pork in wrapped present boxes so the restaurant shall sound like Christmas day present opening. Inside the packages the pork would be on a plate with utensils ready to eat. Have special nights. Under five feet tall night. Redhead night. Over 200 pound ladies night. Etc. This is the new direction for art and food.
ReplyDeleteConvert you know who to consuming pork. Brunswick stew, ham, pork jerky, chitterlings, etc. You know who must convert to pork. Make pork a political party. Those who do not consume pork shall be called NON PIGGLY WIGGLYS.
ReplyDeleteFORCE all these mmmmmail artists to eat black licorice hhhhham!
ReplyDeleteDO IT!
DEREK ZOOLANDER says, ROSS get all these mail art fah-rrrreeeks in control! NAY-UH! RRrrrit nay-uh!
ReplyDeleteHEY CHRISTIANS AND MUDSLUMS!
ReplyDeleteTHE JIZZUM OF FRANK ZAPPA, ALL THAT HE THUMPED DURING HIS LIFE TIME IS ETERNALLY OF MORE VALUE THAN YOUR GOD!
WHO IS CHRIS CHIN? Is he Charlie Chan's number two son?
ReplyDeleteROYAL JELLY available for your momma to use as hair glue for her weave. Everyone read the ROYAL JELLY posting on the other artist post to understand.
ReplyDeleteThe christian god loves nothing. The toilet paper stuck to my asshole loves me more than any god. If you vomit in a bucket and look at it, that vomit loves you more than any god. FACE IT! It is reality. The only problem in the universe is human beings. They are of less value than their excrement and vomit.
ReplyDeleteArrogant Chris Chin and Skuzz Dumb dirt bags, how dare you foist your god filth, your smug arrogant god lie on people. It is sick, absolutely sick peddling that false hope. Take your gods, all gods and go to hell! All of you. The god generating concept of the human brain is the highest form of mental illness. There is a god, the sickest of all gods. His name if mankind. LISTEN you filth god adorers.
ReplyDeleteTAKE YOUR GOD AND SHOVE IT!
BURN GOD NOT WITCHES!
God is a punk ass piece of filth!
ReplyDeleteRoss. Take all the mail art you collected over the years. All of it. Tear it up and fill a trash can up neatly so it shall easily be hauled away on trash day. Then devote every moment to rebuilding FUNNY CAR and HOT ROD motors. Or repairing snow mobiles. Shut down mail art. Shut it down. That shall be HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHILARIOUS!
ReplyDeleteRight now I'm evoking SATAN LUCIFER to telepathically do my bidding. Satan hears and dances, dances, dances to my wild Satan frolic and he brings can-suh to all my detractors! SHEMHAMFORASCH! HAIL LUCIFER! AVE SATANAS! REGE SATANAS! GLORY! GLORY! GLORY! TO LORD OF ALL LORDS! THE MOST HIGH OF ALL SATAN LLLLLLLUCIFER!
ReplyDeletePRICK YOUR FINGER IT IS DONE THE MOON HAS NOW ECLIPSED THE SON!
ReplyDeleteMy son went back to prison two days ago with more charges.
ReplyDeleteFUCK THE NAME OF THE LORD!
He might can crucify his son but he can TAKE HIS FUCKING FILTHY HANDS OFF MINE!
MY SON'S SHIT IS BETTER THAN GOD AND JESUS!
SHEMHAMFORASCH! Hail Satan!
FUCK THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! ITS A GOD DAMN WHORE HOUSE RUN BY GOD ADORING COCK SUCKERS!
ReplyDeleteGOD SUCKS!
AMERICA, THE UNITED STATES IS A MAFIA CRIME FAMILY!
ReplyDeleteFAST AND FURIOUS IS THE NAME OF THE SEX GAME THE PIGS DO WHEN THEY ARE FUCKING EACH OTHER IN THE ASS!
RACHEL MADDEN has a moustache. She is just mad because no guys ever wanted to fuck her in high school.
ReplyDeleteSHAUN HANNITY IS A PUSSY MOTHER FUCKER!
ReplyDeleteIf Bill O'Reilly wasn't such a pussy he would run for president. But Bill O'Reilly is a cock sucking pussy mother fucker just like Shaun Hannity!
ReplyDeleteFUCK BILL O'REILLY!
TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. says,
ReplyDelete"I HATE THIS BITCH I'M MARRIED TO!"
TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. HATES ALL WOMEN!
ReplyDeleteTHE ONLY WOMAN HE LOVES IS CHAZ BONO AND THAT IS BECAUSE SHE SAW THE LIGHT AND SEWED A DICK ON HERSELF!
PRAISE CHAZ BONO'S DICK!
BOW AND SUCK IT!
TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. says HUGH ASHBY BENTLEY is sucking shit in hell with his cock sucking father CALVIN WILLIS BENTLEY who was a syphillis withered crippled gimp in a wheel chair. THEY SUCK DICKS IN HELL!
ReplyDeleteTRUMAN BENTLEY JR. hates his mother and father. His dad especially who is a retared mother fucker! However he views his mother as a gold digging two cent Jezebellian whore from HOBBS VIEW!
ReplyDeleteTRUMAN BENTLEY JR. SAYS,
ReplyDelete"MY MOTHER IS A WRETCHED WHORE OF THE LOWEST CALIBER!" 100% true! Truman Bentley Jr.'s mother is a gut bucket Jezebellian whore!
TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. says "THE ONLY MAN I WANT TO FUCK IS JESUS OF NAZARETH! HE HAS A TIGHT ASS BECAUSE HE IS A PURE BITCH!"
ReplyDeleteTHE CATHOLIC CHURCH IS A CHILD MOLESTING ENTERPRSIE. THEY LOVE BOYS!
ReplyDeleteTRUMAN BENTLEY JR. SAYS GET DRUNK AND FUCK JESUS! JESUS THE MOST HIGH QUEER! HE HAS PRETTY HOLY LIPS! JUST LIKE HIS FILTHY FATHER JEHOVAH LORD GOD! GOD IS A SEX FREAK HE CREATED THE DICK BECAUSE HIS MOUTH LOVES TO SUCK!
ReplyDeleteTRUMAN BENTLEY JR. SAYS HE WANTS TO FUCK THE HELL OUT OF JESUS OF NAZARETH'S TIGHT ASS!
ReplyDeleteTRUMAN BENTLEY JR. SAYS HE WANTS TO FUCK THE HELL OUT OF JESUS OF NAZARETH'S TIGHT ASS!
ReplyDeleteTRUMAN BENTLEY JR. HATES ALL PEOPLE AND GOD! BOTH ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL WRONGS AND PAINS!
ReplyDeleteTRUMAN BENTLEY JR. JACKS HIS DICK TO THE IMAGE OF JESUS AND MARY AND GOD!
ReplyDeleteGOD DAMN! I'M DRUNK ROSS PRIDDLES ON THIS MANESCHEWITZ! IF I ONLY HAD UH PISTOL I'D BLOW MY FUCKING BBRAINS OUT RIGHT NNNNOW! BUT I DON'T SO I'M GONNA CRY MYSELF TO FUCKING SLEEP!
ReplyDeleteMY NAME IS "TRACY" TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. and I have a god damn girl's nickname I caught hell for all through school, but my heart is broken and I'll never recover! But better to have a broken heart and a bottle of Maneschewitz than a bottle of Maneschewitz and no broken heart to go with it.
ReplyDeleteI like Ross Priddle. If it had to be anyone better it be Ross Priddle. Though my heart is forever broken I am proud it is you my friend Ross Priddle. You are okay. I am proud for you Ross Priddle. Though my heart is eternally broken I am happy for you Ross Priddle cause you are a cool dude even when I'm not drunk. If only this liquor would cloud my mind to this mannish bitch I am trapped with here. Ggggggod damn!
ReplyDeleteMy only son is going to prison for a long time. I'm drunk. Miserably and tomorrow no Thanksgiving. If I am not too drunk to drive tomorrow I'll go out and haul in Chinese take out. If this is life death can't be no worse but since I ain't got no guts and no pistol I'm just gonna drink til I fucking pass out. Maybe I'll have a good night mare to go with my every day wake mares of reality.
ReplyDeleteGreat comment section.
ReplyDeleteI have now almost twelve hours of filmed food preparations and TV watching commentary. Hours of ccccrazy asemic arteries. This is the new direction. ASEMIC FILM shall keep all of my trash relatives and scum family members in their kennels.
ReplyDeleteWhy aren't all the pig's feet labeled?
ReplyDeleteYou have a pig foot fetish.
ReplyDeleteWhy isn't that pig wearing socks?
ReplyDeleteWhy isn't that pig wearing a JOCK.
ReplyDeleteAfter Truman gets his sex change operation to look just like actress Tori Spelling, he then is going to fund research on Uterus implantation. Using his own stem cells a uterus shall be created so he can be the first of many men to give birth. Men need to start competing by having babies. Perhaps a kangaroo pouch type apparatus can be installed to perform out patient surgery as the fetus develops. Using plastic surgery technology men shall have child birth. But first the operation to look just like actress Tori Spelling.
ReplyDeleteBecome a graffiti artist. Write the word HOMOSEXUAL everywhere!
ReplyDeleteIs this a pig or a hog?
ReplyDelete