Wednesday, December 07, 2011

Nothing new today, Truman, but I was wondering what you think of all the OLD posts on BENTSPOON? 2004? 2005? 2006?

56 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:05 PM

    Depressing.

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  2. Anonymous3:41 PM

    COLUMBUS GEORGIA IS THE FLAMING LEATHER CHAPS WEARING SUGAR IN THE TANK TRANSGENDER CAPITAL OF THE U.S.A. VOTED THE LARGEST TRANSGENDER DUAL UNIT CITY IN AMERICA! OIL OF SHIMMY MAGAZINE RATES COLUMBUS GEORGIA AS PURE SLIPPERY! NO WONDER THEY TRY TO KEEP THE G.I.'S FROM LEAVING FT. BENNING! COLUMBUS GEORGIA IS HOT! FLAMING AND TOTALLY TRANSGENDER!

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  3. Anonymous4:23 PM

    My computer is old and raggedy. How can I dig through all that old funery?

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  4. Anonymous4:24 PM

    MY COMPUTER is old and raggedy. How can I dig through all that old funery?

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  5. Anonymous4:34 PM

    Tracy Gently Junior

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  6. Anonymous4:35 PM

    Ross. Do you want new Newsletters sent almost every day. You once said you had piles you hadn't read yet.

    So that meant.

    1. You don't like or want to read them.

    OR

    2. You have ADHD.

    OR

    3. You pretend to be intellectual, but you really don't read well and your ASEMIC BAG is cover for your reading problem.

    OR

    4. You despise TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.

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  7. Anonymous4:37 PM

    COLUMBUS GEORGIA LEADERS ARE NOT GOOD OL'BOYS, BUT ARE BATH HOUSE BOYS! SAN FRANSISCO STYLE! COLUMBUS GEORGIA HOME OF THE DEEP PURPLE LOUNGE!

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  8. Anonymous4:37 PM

    INVITE SATAN INTO YOUR MIND AND HEART AND BE SAVED!

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  9. Anonymous4:40 PM

    The computer brain locks up if more than one page has colour or imagery. I can't even surf porn on it. Can't download or save nothing. It barely opens e-mail and can't if it has a color image. It is like a 1980 TANDY computer with a big floppy. Almost.

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  10. Anonymous4:50 PM

    !!!!!INDIVIDUAL HATE GENERATOR!!!!

    Everyone has an INDIVIDUAL HATE GENERATOR in their mind. This is how it works. Focus on an individual you hate. Think about them like you just put in a mini disc the size of a coin in your brain. Think of nothing but them. Day dream style imagine you are seeing all sorts of terrible things besetting them. After a while imagine the disc ejected out of your right temple. Pretend to take the coin disc and place it in your change despinser on your belt like those car hops use at fast food drive in restaurants. Like those chrome ones those 1950's roller skating waitresses had. Imagine you have an invisible one on your invisible belt. Here you store all of your invisible HATE DISCS each representing an individual you HATE. On the go, work, or at play, instead of listening to your IPOD pull out an imaginary disc and play it in your head as you imagine all sorts of torments besetting the person you are imagining. Do this often. And if you REALLY WISH IT the actual things shall become a reality.
    Its MAGICK!

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  11. Anonymous6:00 PM

    GOD IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL PAIN. WHY? BECAUSE GOD IN HIS ENTIRETY IS GARBAGE AND ALL HIS FOLLOWERS!

    HEY GOD ADORERS HOW DARE YOU FOIST YOUR GARBAGE ON MAN AND TELL HIM IT IS GOOD. GOD IS GARBAGE GOD IS GARBAGE GOD IS GARBAGE!

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  12. Anonymous6:01 PM

    Ross. I bet I hate god more than you do.

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  13. Anonymous6:02 PM

    PERFECTION is to HATE god more than any human ever has hated god. That is PERFECTION!

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  14. Anonymous6:08 PM

    All the Wall Street Protest crowd should focus on how to live with no money and keep moving refusing to participate in society. Society sucks. Do not participate in it. Freedom is not participating in anything to do with organized society. The monkeywrench is the only good. The only saviour of nature.

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  15. Anonymous6:41 PM

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. denounces his father and the Bentley family. All are trash! I TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. shall spend the rest of my life denouncing my TRASH FAMILY. They are filth. GARBAGE! When I take over the world all of my relatives who are deceased are going to be dug up and their remains ground into powder to be made into a liner for PORTABLE TOILETS to absorb fecal matter and urine and other bodily wastes in public PORTABLE urinals. Their remains shall be soaking permanently in a slurry of public body waste as that is the only place in the universe they are fit to be in. Time and space have but one place for my relatives to be and that is mixed in with urine and excrement. MY nasty filthy diseased relatives are the lowest form of trash. So much so they are an art form. They are called TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.'S TRASH RELATIVES ARE FILTH ART. LOSERS. TRASH. FILTH. My family members should all wear clothes made out of excrement because that is their equivalent. TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. DENOUNCES HIS ENTIRE FAMILY AS THE TRASH THEY ARE! THE BENTLEY FAMILY FROM STEM TO STERN ARE A SHIP LOAD OF EXCREMENT AN ARC OF EXCREMENT. THE BENTLEY FAMILY IS FILTH!

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  16. Anonymous6:42 PM

    TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. SAYS THE BENTLEY FAMILY IS GUTTER TRASH!FILTH FROM COLUMBUS GEORGIA AND PHENIX CITY ALABAMA. THE BENTLEY FAMILY IS HUMAN GARBAGE!

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  17. Anonymous7:18 PM

    COLUMBUS GEORGIA IS A TOILET.

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  18. Anonymous7:25 PM

    TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. has hairneck relatives. Girl cousins with ADAM'S APPLE neck fur growth. Trash from Virginia. Gold diggers. Twitching lead window seal paint chip brains.

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  19. Anonymous7:27 PM

    TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.'S relatives are trash. Especially his cousins from Virginia who were nothings from trash families. All the girls in Truman's family have thick black fore arm hair like a GOON from POPEYE. Truman laughs because John Waters couldn't top it in a film.

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  20. Anonymous7:28 PM

    TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. HATES HIS RETARDED FATHER.

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  21. Anonymous7:29 PM

    SATAN IS THE BEST GOD. jehovah is ass itch.

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  22. Anonymous7:30 PM

    The Lord god of abraham. His name is ass itch.

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  23. Anonymous7:30 PM

    MARY loved those barn yard animals.

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  24. Anonymous7:34 PM

    TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.'S FEMALE COUSINS HAVE MEDICINE TEETH. Their mother made them drink from a rusted HI-C can in the food scarce refrigerator. For a TREAT his cousin brought an old pill bottle filled with ketchup for lunch. This was in Elementary School. NARCOLEPTIC TWITCH PEOPLE ALL!

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  25. Anonymous7:35 PM

    Jehovah god is a dirty murderering liar.

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  26. Anonymous7:36 PM

    TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.'S FAMILY ARE TRASH. WHITE TRASH!

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  27. Anonymous7:38 PM

    TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.'S GRANDMOTHER WAS TRASH FROM VERNON AND ST. AUGUSTINE FLORIDA. HIS FAMILY WAS INFECTED WITH SYPHALLIS! THAT IS WHY THEY ARE ALL CRAZY AND THEIR HEADS ARE SHAPED LIKE PENCILS!

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  28. Anonymous7:39 PM

    TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.'S GRAND PARENTS ARE ROTTING IN HELL WITH THE BABY JESUS!

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  29. Anonymous7:46 PM

    THE WORLD IS WRONG. DEFECTIVE. WHY? Because god is defective and a piece of filth! SUPERMAN ARISE!

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  30. Anonymous7:47 PM

    jesus of nazareth never did anything for anybody. jesus is a bold faced LIE!

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  31. Anonymous7:48 PM

    Did you know. Columbus Georgia residents are filth buckets.

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  32. Anonymous8:05 PM

    TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. HATES HIS ENTIRE FAMILY. THEY ARE TRASH. WHITE TRASH! HUMAN GARBAGE! TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. DENOUNCES HIS FATHER AND HIS ENTIRE TRASH FAMILY!

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  33. Anonymous8:06 PM

    COLUMBUS GEORGIA IS A DIARREAH TOILET.

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  34. Anonymous11:38 PM

    Its almost 3:00AM, THE WITCHING HOUR and his name ain't CHTHULU, IT'S SATAN LUCIFER! SHEMHAMFORASCH! HAIL SSSSSSSATAN!

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  35. Anonymous11:43 PM

    3:00AM THE WITCHING HOUR! RISE! RISE! RISE! CURSES OF THE WORLD! THE DEVIL BREATHES! FOR HIS CURSES ARE THE VOICE OF A CHILD! THE CHILD IS A MAN NOW! HIS NAME IS LUCIFUGE! HIS NAME IS PARQUET! HIS NAME IS SKRIT! HE IS IN YOUR MIND'S EYE! NIBBLE NIBBLE LITTLE MOUSE! HIS NAME IS SACK! HIS NAME IS SAYCURE! HIS NAME IS NIMBLE-ROLEX! TAH! TAH! TASS! TASS! TASS!

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  36. Anonymous11:45 PM

    OH! HOLY LUCIFER! WE SANCTIFY YOUR DIVINE GLORY! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SEITAN! SHEOTAN! SEITAN! WU! MOLOCK! ADREMALECH! ADREMALECH!
    THREE! THREE! THREE!

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  37. Anonymous11:45 PM

    NIBBLE NIBBLE LITTLE MOUSE!

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  38. Anonymous11:48 PM

    ADREMELECH! ADONAIS! BEHOLD THE LIGHT! HIS NAME IS SATAN! LUCIFER! BELIEL! LEVIATHAN! HE WHO WALKS IN THE WIND! HIS NAME IS ABBADDON! SEITAN! OMAORE! OMAORE! ORLOCH! ORLOCH! BOG! BOG! BRIMBLE LECH! BRIMBLE LECH! SURE! SURE! SURE!

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  39. Anonymous11:50 PM

    FERRIT FINE AND FUSSER!
    FERRIT FINE AND FUSSER!
    RAHNBUS SEAM!
    HIGHUS
    SEEN
    IHN!
    E!

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  40. Anonymous6:22 AM

    Ross. Design some post cards for BENTSPOON and pack them with writing. Then send those out to see who is still creating mail art. Save money by using post cards. Looking at your old posts there is a repetitive similarity to the new postings. Several quarterbacks and lots of bench warmers. Get yourself a couple of decent cheap hand saws and start building canvasses. You need to start painting. NIGHT GALLERY type stuff. You can build stuff. You are an outside woods kinda forester type sort of guy. Kinda. You can build stuff. You also gotta start watching weird films. Thompson keeps telling me about all these rare weird 1950's films he gets and he finds bits and pieces of synchronistic dialogue in them. I think they help his writing and collages. These are films he gets from other goons other than me. I haven't asked him to send me any. His stamps and postage dollars are priority one to get the Newsletter printed and sent to him. He tells me about the films so I can source them myself locally. To be looking for them in flea markets etc. Thompson knows he needs stamps every day to get his collages out and to send to get the Newsletter.

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  41. Anonymous6:22 AM

    Ross. Design some post cards for BENTSPOON and pack them with writing. Then send those out to see who is still creating mail art. Save money by using post cards. Looking at your old posts there is a repetitive similarity to the new postings. Several quarterbacks and lots of bench warmers. Get yourself a couple of decent cheap hand saws and start building canvasses. You need to start painting. NIGHT GALLERY type stuff. You can build stuff. You are an outside woods kinda forester type sort of guy. Kinda. You can build stuff. You also gotta start watching weird films. Thompson keeps telling me about all these rare weird 1950's films he gets and he finds bits and pieces of synchronistic dialogue in them. I think they help his writing and collages. These are films he gets from other goons other than me. I haven't asked him to send me any. His stamps and postage dollars are priority one to get the Newsletter printed and sent to him. He tells me about the films so I can source them myself locally. To be looking for them in flea markets etc. Thompson knows he needs stamps every day to get his collages out and to send to get the Newsletter.

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  42. Anonymous6:22 AM

    Ross. Design some post cards for BENTSPOON and pack them with writing. Then send those out to see who is still creating mail art. Save money by using post cards. Looking at your old posts there is a repetitive similarity to the new postings. Several quarterbacks and lots of bench warmers. Get yourself a couple of decent cheap hand saws and start building canvasses. You need to start painting. NIGHT GALLERY type stuff. You can build stuff. You are an outside woods kinda forester type sort of guy. Kinda. You can build stuff. You also gotta start watching weird films. Thompson keeps telling me about all these rare weird 1950's films he gets and he finds bits and pieces of synchronistic dialogue in them. I think they help his writing and collages. These are films he gets from other goons other than me. I haven't asked him to send me any. His stamps and postage dollars are priority one to get the Newsletter printed and sent to him. He tells me about the films so I can source them myself locally. To be looking for them in flea markets etc. Thompson knows he needs stamps every day to get his collages out and to send to get the Newsletter.

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  43. Anonymous6:23 AM

    Ross. Design some post cards for BENTSPOON and pack them with writing. Then send those out to see who is still creating mail art. Save money by using post cards. Looking at your old posts there is a repetitive similarity to the new postings. Several quarterbacks and lots of bench warmers. Get yourself a couple of decent cheap hand saws and start building canvasses. You need to start painting. NIGHT GALLERY type stuff. You can build stuff. You are an outside woods kinda forester type sort of guy. Kinda. You can build stuff. You also gotta start watching weird films. Thompson keeps telling me about all these rare weird 1950's films he gets and he finds bits and pieces of synchronistic dialogue in them. I think they help his writing and collages. These are films he gets from other goons other than me. I haven't asked him to send me any. His stamps and postage dollars are priority one to get the Newsletter printed and sent to him. He tells me about the films so I can source them myself locally. To be looking for them in flea markets etc. Thompson knows he needs stamps every day to get his collages out and to send to get the Newsletter.

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  44. Anonymous9:16 AM

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. wants a time machine invented so his aunts and uncles can be sent to a concentration camp. They are worthless as are their thoughts. They twist and turn drawing leverage for status and they ruined the entire family. All of their lives have been hopeless worthless shambles and they do nothing but scrape the earth leaving a huge carbon foot print. All of them raising hopeless trash children and being remarried and divorced 27 times on average. They are like polishing grit in a machine shop. They change the camber on all they rub up against. So they need their voice boxes surgically corrected so they can only make pig sounds like in the film MOTEL HELL. Each of them needs an OVERSEER of five assigned to watch them 24-7-365. They need to be monitered for blood pressure and heart rate. Dieted and nourished to be kept in peak condition like a car has a pit crew. Then they need to be set at a task. An example. From sun up to sun down seven days a week they could pull a water filled steam roller wheel with ropes perfecting and smoothing cement and asphalt roads. All of them need a task like this. My relatives should become property of the people and set to work tasks 24-7-365. My name is TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. and I approve this message! Only TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. is lovely!

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  45. Anonymous2:02 PM

    Q: TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. is obviously a practicing Christian; what denomination?

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  46. Anonymous2:46 PM

    Baptist?

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  47. Anonymous3:21 PM

    LANDOVER BAPTIST

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  48. Anonymous4:31 PM

    Church of God?

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  49. Anonymous4:49 PM

    That last post was not fair. Even Louis Cypher has standards. Remember how he got onto Johnny Angel when he was being too sacriligious in the church scene. Whoever posted that one is not funny.

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  50. Anonymous4:50 PM

    Westboro Baptist.

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  51. Anonymous4:50 PM

    Westboro Baptist.

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  52. Anonymous9:11 PM

    Truman Bentley Jr. has STANDARDS. You will never find him outside the pale. (You might wanna google the meaning/etymology of that phrase, Truman: "outside the pale" means: "outside the fence" "beyond the boundaries" neh?

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  53. Anonymous9:19 PM

    Standards. Truman Bentley Jr. has the same standards as Mike Myers depicted exemplified by DR. EVIL explaining his ethos to SCOTT. Watch the Mike Myers films. Mike Myers gets it. He understands. Mike Myers is Canadian too.

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  54. Anonymous9:20 PM

    Understand these three words.

    YES MY LEADER!

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  55. Anonymous9:34 PM

    ETYMOLOGY. That is why Anton Szandor Lavey used ENOCHIAN as a means to reach into the depths of the dorment subconscious to EVOKE the need in man for emotional release. The spoken word is always the most powerful if the speaker can evoke the primitive emotional thirsts in man. Linguistically FREMD WORTER or borrowed words always evoke spiritual reactions in man. That is why the Catholic Mass and the Russian Orthodox Church use Latin. However words are like dance moves. NAPOLEON DYNAMITE learned them. You must evoke an expression of the SERPENT the KUNDALINI in your tantric invocation. Religious expression in its earliest form was for survival. The phallus and the chalice. To evoke success in the hunt and to bring forth fertilization. DIE ELECTRONISCHE VORSPIEL. SEX IS MAGICK. MAGICK IS SEX. In every form. Order. Two stags fighting or two prancing peacocks fighting. I could ramble on but I'm listening to my four record LP set of THE CLASH'S SANDINISTA. I always study my diametric opposition. Like how the Vatican Library has the best books hidden.

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  56. Anonymous9:35 PM

    ETYMOLOGY. That is why Anton Szandor Lavey used ENOCHIAN as a means to reach into the depths of the dorment subconscious to EVOKE the need in man for emotional release. The spoken word is always the most powerful if the speaker can evoke the primitive emotional thirsts in man. Linguistically FREMD WORTER or borrowed words always evoke spiritual reactions in man. That is why the Catholic Mass and the Russian Orthodox Church use Latin. However words are like dance moves. NAPOLEON DYNAMITE learned them. You must evoke an expression of the SERPENT the KUNDALINI in your tantric invocation. Religious expression in its earliest form was for survival. The phallus and the chalice. To evoke success in the hunt and to bring forth fertilization. DIE ELECTRONISCHE VORSPIEL. SEX IS MAGICK. MAGICK IS SEX. In every form. Order. Two stags fighting or two prancing peacocks fighting. I could ramble on but I'm listening to my four record LP set of THE CLASH'S SANDINISTA. I always study my diametric opposition. Like how the Vatican Library has the best books hidden.

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