In the 1970's there was a doll called STRETCH ARMSTRONG. It was made out of strectchy pliable rubber. To see how far you could stretch it. It was so tough. They had two versions. A flesh coloured STRETCH ARMSTRONG and a INCREDIBLE HULK version. The girl in this photo has a NUB. Take bolt cutters and cut the nub like people used to do to the STRETCH ARMSTRONG to SEE WHAT IS INSIDE. Imagine the CLIP action as the bolt cutters cut that NUB. Then gnaw on the cut off nub part.
In the 1970's there was a doll called STRETCH ARMSTRONG. It was made out of strectchy pliable rubber. To see how far you could stretch it. It was so tough. They had two versions. A flesh coloured STRETCH ARMSTRONG and a INCREDIBLE HULK version. The girl in this photo has a NUB. Take bolt cutters and cut the nub like people used to do to the STRETCH ARMSTRONG to SEE WHAT IS INSIDE. Imagine the CLIP action as the bolt cutters cut that NUB. Then gnaw on the cut off nub part.
Already purple inflamed and swollen the woman in the picture needs to walk with a stack of hack saws in her arms piled up to her chin. Then she could buy a big cheap pack of baloney. Carefully pulling the red trim off each slice. Then slide them on like bracelets over her wounded mammories. That would be ggggorgeous!
Those purple utters are fine! Her radiant skin looks like it is stained with grape FLAVOR AID. She reminds me of a young Miss Edie from the film PINK FLAMINGOS. WHHHHERE IS THE EGGGGMAN!
RUB THAT NUB!
ReplyDeleteOpen a pancake restaurant called ROSS GRIDDLES!
ReplyDeleteIf you squezze that nub and pop it with a razor blade spiders will run out!
ReplyDeleteIts not a complex form of TOURETTES.
ReplyDeleteIt is a complex form of
APPLIED CONSTANT
ROSCHARCH THINKING.
This should be a Christmas Card.
ReplyDeleteIn the 1970's there was a doll called STRETCH ARMSTRONG. It was made out of strectchy pliable rubber. To see how far you could stretch it. It was so tough. They had two versions. A flesh coloured STRETCH ARMSTRONG and a INCREDIBLE HULK version. The girl in this photo has a NUB. Take bolt cutters and cut the nub like people used to do to the STRETCH ARMSTRONG to SEE WHAT IS INSIDE. Imagine the CLIP action as the bolt cutters cut that NUB. Then gnaw on the cut off nub part.
ReplyDeleteIn the 1970's there was a doll called STRETCH ARMSTRONG. It was made out of strectchy pliable rubber. To see how far you could stretch it. It was so tough. They had two versions. A flesh coloured STRETCH ARMSTRONG and a INCREDIBLE HULK version. The girl in this photo has a NUB. Take bolt cutters and cut the nub like people used to do to the STRETCH ARMSTRONG to SEE WHAT IS INSIDE. Imagine the CLIP action as the bolt cutters cut that NUB. Then gnaw on the cut off nub part.
ReplyDeleteThose splotchy purple udders are sore and throbbing.
ReplyDeleteAlready purple inflamed and swollen the woman in the picture needs to walk with a stack of hack saws in her arms piled up to her chin. Then she could buy a big cheap pack of baloney. Carefully pulling the red trim off each slice. Then slide them on like bracelets over her wounded mammories. That would be ggggorgeous!
ReplyDeleteThat cartoon woman fine! Got her SINEAD O'CONNER edge up looking TIGHT!
ReplyDeleteWomen should shave their heads and have colorful maps of the globe tattooed on their heads like a
ReplyDelete1920's FLAPPER bathing cap.
Those purple utters are fine! Her radiant skin looks like it is stained with grape FLAVOR AID. She reminds me of a young Miss Edie from the film PINK FLAMINGOS. WHHHHERE IS THE EGGGGMAN!
ReplyDeleteThe little photo on there with the woman in the skirt. Her butt is itching because it got some saw dust in it.
ReplyDeleteSubmit that photo to REALDOLL.COM and have them make a full life size silicone love doll exactly like that including the
ReplyDeleteNUB PROTRUSION.