joe strummer's 63 ford thunderbird he drove while living in LA is for sale on ebay. he drove it 800 miles to a film festival in new mexico with his girl friend and her daughter to support a film he was in being shown there. the car is around 23 thousand now. if i had the money i wouldn't want that car after that freak's greezy hands had been on the steering wheel. and he had been pootin all over them seats.
car brakes learn to fix yourself. save hundreds. but the fact remains. no stamps. no dollars. you get no nooooooze lettuhs. take a bike, jog, or use the bus. nooze lettuh always is first honey pie.
I have copies of probably 100? issues of the newsletter so if anyone wants back issues just send me dollars and stamps. Plus, I have a funny feeling that Truman is just about to come out of retirement and blast out some new issues...!
the nooze lettuh exists in truman mind and everybody mind dat read dim. he might start writing dim on paper print uhgihn cause the father of mail art nick johnsom says he wants uh nooze lettuh in his box every day. so in honor of all chris farley women. the nooze lettuh might git print uhgihn. yes. maybe.
ross. canadians should not play hockey against american teams. because americans are coach sanduskys and they might try to buss ya'll doots. americans are doot bussuhs.
ross. go to you tube. check out the berlin radio green tea interview with nikolas schreck about his band kingdom of heaven. and his tantric buddhism. he discusses iggy pop. fassbinder. bowie and lou reed.
i'll start back writing the newsletter. nick was being artisticly funny sending you the five. he most likely has the same newsletters already from the years. been filming weird art films. crazy asemic loon dialogue. the newsletter is tedious. but i'll scratch out some more for yoose guys.
Asemic Film should have understandable dialogue expressing all aspects of emotion. Sentences. Paragraphs. Story telling. But like TOUTETTES in that it makes sense but doesn't. This is the art. Because the viewer-hearer must interpret the reason. The meaning. THE WHY. Which is the THE QUESTION never answered. The meaning of the subconscious is it is AUTONOMOUS. And the question is, IS the subconscious acting independently or is it in concert with something else. So sayeth TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.
npr yesterday interviewed a scientist who is transgender and is the author of a book on artificial beings. computer generated conscious beings. perhaps you can locate the information. it was an hour long interview. he has been surgically altered since 1996. he discussed rights of future robots. it is cutting edge discussion ross. it was on npr yesterday in georgia. you gotta find out about it. find out about the book ross. maybe the interview is on the npr site.
the book mentioned on the show by martine rothblatt is a must read. what of digital clones thinking up asemic thought and writing. asemic digital conscious love and hate. what of psychotic digital clones. is Truman Bentley Jr. a digital clone?
After a week of sweaty exercise and good food have totally fit lickums go have a manicure and pedicure. Then after she watches several randy videos she dresses like that 80's punk rock new wave singer of the song that goes DO YOU HEAR ME, DO YOU CARE. Then she rubs cake icing all over her body GOOGOOGUHLAMAJABUH. At this point the GOD HEAD IS EVOKED. Shout there is but one art god! He is TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. !!!! Truman is my wellness channel! I AM SAVED!
Well someone just brought your lame ad to my attention. Lets see here.... oh yeah why the fuck you writing about me? I didn't write whatever you were responding to... since you felt the need to run the mouth here we go! Talk about me being fat? Bitch your belly is so big most shirts don't fit you! What you pushing 350 about now? Friends.... umm I haven't been real friends with one since middle school and the other one was never a friend of mine. You have a job bahaha what watching my ex's kid? Oh you must be talking about your ssi... the state doesn't think you are able to work. ..good for you! Bravo living off the government and school loans. You are such a good up standing citizen! Although you probably wont graduate since you can barely do math. My ex i didn't know you two were banging but hey im cool with it. I mean fo reals have what I have already had. Have little mexicans babies with blue eyes. Ill be the happiest person for you! I legit hope nothing but happiness for him. Haha designer clothes bahahaha you mean you knock off purses no one wanted or the clothes you had to give me cuz they were all to small for you... I didn't live in your house for free bitch. I watched your son when you weren't there and when you were. Everyone who saw us knows that. Its funny you say im talking shit when I literally dont say shit about you. Haven't put you down in anyway until now. Seems accurate though that so much shit flows out of you, after all you did break all your toilets. Talking about me being a hoe... umm hello you literally harrassed atleast two dudes to come over and "see" you... real friends? Fuck I thought we were but as it turns out your a fake as your "name brand" purses. I have never had a problem saying something to someone and you sure as hell aren't special by any means that I need to hide what I say about you. You know who I am and you know its about you! Go ahead and tell people you are going to "kick my ass" or "beat me up" not much of a fighting since you are built like a dude. You have 8 to 9 inches of height on me and over 100lbs. Yeah you are so tough. Legit i will call the cops on your big ass if you try to touch me. Call me a cop caller idgaf you are giant compared to me. All I had was love and respect for you but you just won't leave me alone. You wrote a bunch of shit about me to someone else's ad .. desperate for attention? You got it. I am so tired of hearing your bullshit I kept my mouth shut but you just keep yours flappin. You must live a sad life if you are trying so hard to get my attention. I miss you too... ok I really don't because you are just drama. You stop being friends with people all the time. It must be you. Not that i think you are trying to be me but since you brought it up. We did trade clothes like skull stuff,cardigan sweaters etc... and if you are infact banging my ex well I think thats enough said. Look idgaf about you now. This is all I am going to say keep flapping those lips and people will either believe your bullshit or not. They don't like me because of you I couldn't care less.. this is all your going to get out of me. Say anything you want its all false bullshit anyways.
In the progressive mind Dick Cheney is the sublimation of the high school coach. He is the liberal masochist's fantasy archetype of the perfect love doll.
Studies show that Dick Cheney is a filthy cock-smoking human sacrificer. He was born in Bohemian Grove in 1666. He smokes filthy beef sticks in no smoking zones and when someone complains they get tased and sacrificed. If you don't believe me, read the bible.
Truman Bentley Jr. is a cult. BEWARE. Do not send him Starbucks cards. He will just call you names and laugh at you. Then he will go golfing with Dick Cheney.
No. It is the traininining to establish loyalty. Like fraternity initiation. It is Dale Carnegie on steroids. Friends poke you in the front. Enemies in the back. Like the Pilsbury. Freshness. Truman is loyal to those who take proper care of the weed eater edger. It is proper. It is proper.
The teeth gums of Joe Strummer symbolize all that is progressive ness. Also the guitar player in the vest with curly hair. yes THAT GUY in the clash who is now old and bald tubby. Sandinista. San dinista. Yes joe strummers band THE CLASS. yes THE CLASS. You like em THE CLASS?
That is a good tip about the bees. I almost forgive you for the RUDE NAMES. Yankee superhero god Abraham Lincoln forbids you to DISS Comrade Johnson. The initiation was FIVE YEARS AGO!!!!! NO MORE HAZING!!!!!
joe strummer's 63 ford thunderbird he drove while living in LA is for sale on ebay. he drove it 800 miles to a film festival in new mexico with his girl friend and her daughter to support a film he was in being shown there. the car is around 23 thousand now. if i had the money i wouldn't want that car after that freak's greezy hands had been on the steering wheel. and he had been pootin all over them seats.
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car brakes learn to fix yourself. save hundreds. but the fact remains. no stamps. no dollars. you get no nooooooze lettuhs. take a bike, jog, or use the bus. nooze lettuh always is first honey pie.
ReplyDeleteThe newsletter does not exist.
ReplyDeletebecause. the nooze lettuh does not exist.
ReplyDeleteI have copies of probably 100? issues of the newsletter so if anyone wants back issues just send me dollars and stamps. Plus, I have a funny feeling that Truman is just about to come out of retirement and blast out some new issues...!
ReplyDeletethe nooze lettuh exists in truman mind and everybody mind dat read dim. he might start writing dim on paper print uhgihn cause the father of mail art nick johnsom says he wants uh nooze lettuh in his box every day. so in honor of all chris farley women. the nooze lettuh might git print uhgihn. yes. maybe.
ReplyDeleteross. canadians should not play hockey against american teams. because americans are coach sanduskys and they might try to buss ya'll doots. americans are doot bussuhs.
ReplyDeleteVladimir Pootron sleeps on a frootron.
ReplyDeleteCFW R. W. Belt.
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ReplyDeleteTruman Bentley Jr and Martha Stewart are sitting in a tree, discussing the secrets of prosperity.
ReplyDeletemartha stewart is a man.
ReplyDeleteHalliburton.
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ReplyDeletepost more on bentspoon ross. no new stuff in days.
ReplyDeleteback on the linoleum!
ReplyDeletereligion is bigotry
ReplyDeleteross you sleep to late. get up and work on bentspoon.
ReplyDeleteJesus shaves.
ReplyDeletetoo late. not to late.
ReplyDeletejesus is the season for the reason.
ReplyDeletereligion is proof mental illness is real.
ReplyDeleteRoss must be out of town at the BARBIZON SCHOOL OF MODELING. That is way he is not posting new stuff on the bentspoon.
ReplyDeleteross. go to you tube. check out the berlin radio green tea interview with nikolas schreck about his band kingdom of heaven. and his tantric buddhism. he discusses iggy pop. fassbinder. bowie and lou reed.
ReplyDeleteRoss is the governor of Canadia and has many responsibilities.
ReplyDeleteyes. yes. but alas.
ReplyDeleteand then there's MAUDE.
ReplyDeleteIts the suit and tie of Christian Bok Howell that draws the mojo Bowie David. You got to get a schtick Ross. All great personas have a schtick.
ReplyDeleteIn the poetry world Christian Bok is ANDY WARHOL. Ross is Valerie Solanas.
ReplyDeleteGee Val.
ReplyDeleteAndy wore comfortable paint covered Paul Parrot shoes. Valerie wore golf shoes.
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ReplyDeleteTruman, this is not Facebook. Nick sent me $5 US for "noozelettahs," can you help me hook him up? Or are you still slacking?
ReplyDeletei'll start back writing the newsletter. nick was being artisticly funny sending you the five. he most likely has the same newsletters already from the years. been filming weird art films. crazy asemic loon dialogue. the newsletter is tedious. but i'll scratch out some more for yoose guys.
ReplyDeletePersonally I think the "crazy asemic loon dialogue" dvds are BETTAH. SO GO.
ReplyDeletePraise Ron Jeremy!
ReplyDeleteAsemic Film should have understandable dialogue expressing all aspects of emotion. Sentences. Paragraphs. Story telling. But like TOUTETTES in that it makes sense but doesn't. This is the art. Because the viewer-hearer must interpret the reason. The meaning. THE WHY. Which is the THE QUESTION never answered. The meaning of the subconscious is it is AUTONOMOUS. And the question is, IS the subconscious acting independently or is it in concert with something else. So sayeth TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.
ReplyDeleteWHETHER not WEATHER.
ReplyDeleteTruman is the ART PLASTIC. Therefore he is the sexiest man who ever was. Is. Was is,.........
ReplyDeleteWho is John Galt?
ReplyDeleteWho is TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.?
I believe TBJ refers to a tongue-butter and jelly sandwich.
ReplyDeleteLickums, Truman? pix or it never happened...!
ReplyDeleteross. i see you are intrigued by both my bull and shit. The asemic loon dialogue is also delusional. asemic contrived fantasy.
ReplyDeletetruman also is heavily addicted to silicone mannequins.
ReplyDeleteThank God for Mississippi
ReplyDeleteyes. for it is the only true counter balance for all that is YANKEE.
ReplyDeletenpr yesterday interviewed a scientist who is transgender and is the author of a book on artificial beings. computer generated conscious beings. perhaps you can locate the information. it was an hour long interview. he has been surgically altered since 1996. he discussed rights of future robots. it is cutting edge discussion ross. it was on npr yesterday in georgia. you gotta find out about it. find out about the book ross. maybe the interview is on the npr site.
ReplyDeleteConfucius say Truman Bentley Jr. is the creation of obscure Yankee performance artist William Snodgrass III.
ReplyDeleteum, maybe you just better stick with Fox News, Truman. I can't seem to find the thing you're talking about... did you catch a name? title?
ReplyDeleteross. npr on point with tom ashbrook. set 11 2014. martine rothblatt, digital mind clones. free view in i tunes. you gotta listen to that show.
ReplyDeletek, thanks, me and my own lil "lickums" will tune in and curl up together and listen...!
ReplyDeletethe book mentioned on the show by martine rothblatt is a must read. what of digital clones thinking up asemic thought and writing. asemic digital conscious love and hate. what of psychotic digital clones. is Truman Bentley Jr. a digital clone?
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ReplyDeleteAfter a week of sweaty exercise and good food have totally fit lickums go have a manicure and pedicure. Then after she watches several randy videos she dresses like that 80's punk rock new wave singer of the song that goes DO YOU HEAR ME, DO YOU CARE. Then she rubs cake icing all over her body GOOGOOGUHLAMAJABUH. At this point the GOD HEAD IS EVOKED. Shout there is but one art god! He is TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. !!!! Truman is my wellness channel! I AM SAVED!
Well someone just brought your lame ad to my attention.
ReplyDeleteLets see here.... oh yeah why the fuck you writing about me? I didn't write whatever you were responding to... since you felt the need to run the mouth here we go!
Talk about me being fat? Bitch your belly is so big most shirts don't fit you! What you pushing 350 about now? Friends.... umm I haven't been real friends with one since middle school and the other one was never a friend of mine. You have a job bahaha what watching my ex's kid? Oh you must be talking about your ssi... the state doesn't think you are able to work. ..good for you! Bravo living off the government and school loans. You are such a good up standing citizen! Although you probably wont graduate since you can barely do math. My ex i didn't know you two were banging but hey im cool with it. I mean fo reals have what I have already had. Have little mexicans babies with blue eyes. Ill be the happiest person for you! I legit hope nothing but happiness for him. Haha designer clothes bahahaha you mean you knock off purses no one wanted or the clothes you had to give me cuz they were all to small for you... I didn't live in your house for free bitch. I watched your son when you weren't there and when you were. Everyone who saw us knows that. Its funny you say im talking shit when I literally dont say shit about you. Haven't put you down in anyway until now. Seems accurate though that so much shit flows out of you, after all you did break all your toilets. Talking about me being a hoe... umm hello you literally harrassed atleast two dudes to come over and "see" you... real friends? Fuck I thought we were but as it turns out your a fake as your "name brand" purses. I have never had a problem saying something to someone and you sure as hell aren't special by any means that I need to hide what I say about you. You know who I am and you know its about you! Go ahead and tell people you are going to "kick my ass" or "beat me up" not much of a fighting since you are built like a dude. You have 8 to 9 inches of height on me and over 100lbs. Yeah you are so tough. Legit i will call the cops on your big ass if you try to touch me. Call me a cop caller idgaf you are giant compared to me. All I had was love and respect for you but you just won't leave me alone. You wrote a bunch of shit about me to someone else's ad .. desperate for attention? You got it. I am so tired of hearing your bullshit I kept my mouth shut but you just keep yours flappin. You must live a sad life if you are trying so hard to get my attention. I miss you too... ok I really don't because you are just drama. You stop being friends with people all the time. It must be you. Not that i think you are trying to be me but since you brought it up. We did trade clothes like skull stuff,cardigan sweaters etc... and if you are infact banging my ex well I think thats enough said. Look idgaf about you now. This is all I am going to say keep flapping those lips and people will either believe your bullshit or not. They don't like me because of you I couldn't care less.. this is all your going to get out of me. Say anything you want its all false bullshit anyways.
Truman is the only true genius left.
ReplyDeleteCIA generated jibber jabber.
ReplyDeleteTruman is the father of all artists.
ReplyDeleteReptilian SPOOKS are making turd-dimensional pate for Dick Cheney's mother.
ReplyDeleteIn the progressive mind Dick Cheney is the sublimation of the high school coach. He is the liberal masochist's fantasy archetype of the perfect love doll.
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ReplyDeletehumans are mentally ill. they create self torture devices for their minds and call them gods.
ReplyDeleteHucow emissions are causing Antarctica to melt. Soon we will have more delicious fresh water for drinking and sensual bathtime.
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ReplyDeleteHucow flavored chap stick.
ReplyDeletethe frootron is covered in sleepy sand and cat hair crumbs. if hucows from craig's list are to nest there a shop vac must be purchased.
ReplyDeleteRichard Bruce Cheney is my self created enhanced interrogator!!!
ReplyDeleteRichard Bruce Cheney is the Godhead.
ReplyDeleteA vibrator should be created with cheny's face on the end. Market it as DICK CHENEY.
ReplyDeleteStudies show that Dick Cheney is a filthy cock-smoking human sacrificer. He was born in Bohemian Grove in 1666. He smokes filthy beef sticks in no smoking zones and when someone complains they get tased and sacrificed. If you don't believe me, read the bible.
ReplyDeleteSell the DICK CHENEY in a value pack and include the nixon model called THE TRICKY DICK.
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ReplyDeleteTruman Bentley Jr. is a cult. BEWARE. Do not send him Starbucks cards. He will just call you names and laugh at you. Then he will go golfing with Dick Cheney.
ReplyDeleteNo. It is the traininining to establish loyalty. Like fraternity initiation. It is Dale Carnegie on steroids. Friends poke you in the front. Enemies in the back. Like the Pilsbury. Freshness. Truman is loyal to those who take proper care of the weed eater edger. It is proper. It is proper.
ReplyDeleteTruman admires the CFW friends. Truman understands the edger deserves fresh gas.
ReplyDeleteTruman likes tennis. No golf.
ReplyDeleteI am making Loyalty Pate for you in an empty KFC bucket.
ReplyDeleteYes. Yes. Its emoilence. Its emoilence.
ReplyDeleteFresh fuel and the edger. Symbolic of proper respect. All cult members shall respect the edger by offering it fresh fuel and high quality oils.
ReplyDeleteYou are given the chance to take part in an exciting adventure.
ReplyDeleteThe Guru Pitka says BLOWME
ReplyDeleteThe teeth gums of Joe Strummer symbolize all that is progressive ness. Also the guitar player in the vest with curly hair. yes THAT GUY in the clash who is now old and bald tubby. Sandinista. San dinista. Yes joe strummers band THE CLASS. yes THE CLASS. You like em THE CLASS?
ReplyDeleteIf bees try to spill your latte shout "BACK IN THE NAME OF HOWELL!"
ReplyDeleteDick Cheney.
ReplyDeleteDick Cheney is white leather.
ReplyDeleteThat is a good tip about the bees. I almost forgive you for the RUDE NAMES. Yankee superhero god Abraham Lincoln forbids you to DISS Comrade Johnson. The initiation was FIVE YEARS AGO!!!!! NO MORE HAZING!!!!!
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