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  1. Anonymous5:39 AM

    trim the corner off with the stamp on any uncancelled and send them to me. i can sell them to a stamp collector. much mail is here piling up and i can buy stamps to send the mail to ross priddle. yes. if. i get stamps.

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  2. Anonymous9:20 AM

    I love you Ross.

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  3. Anonymous9:21 AM

    I hate you Ross.

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  4. Anonymous9:22 AM

    How dare you!!!

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  5. Anonymous7:31 AM

    You can worship god or hate got. But it takes BRAVERY to hate god.

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  6. Anonymous7:31 AM

    You can worship god or hate got. But it takes BRAVERY to hate god.

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  7. Anonymous3:41 AM

    the reason the god adorers foist god is they want an unseen monster to rule over and control other people. they want their arrogant two cent say on others. they wanna have say over others eternal destiny. but god is nothing. just like god adorers are nothings. funny. that nothings create a nothing god.

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  8. Anonymous4:03 AM

    religious freedom is wrong. teaching people god is mental illness.

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  9. Anonymous4:23 AM

    god spelled backwards.

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  10. Anonymous7:24 AM

    As was Derrida, so too the Daura Cercle et carre. For TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. is the ART. of the Asemic. Paint brush. yes.

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  11. Anonymous9:44 AM

    ross donald. priddle. the speaker of the art house. the art is all lower case in the mail art zine scene. the REAL ARTISTS are BIG like ANDY WARHOL and KEITH HERRING. Haring aside. The buffet of Asemic Derrida demands more botany degrees to sift through the petri dish samples of lechin-fungi-fungus. for all are not artists. they are poseurs. sugar cubes with no lysergic. they are not art enoculation. they are learn to draw ads. TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. alone is the art spirit Robert Henri. He alone is DORIAN GRAY. Truman taps the mal-stick cadence. Aponte has skills. Because Aponte is the REAL. Aponte has the PROMEATHEN spark of art fire. He can wood block. He can fall out German windows and survive! HE IS BERLIN! Aponte is no yes man.

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  12. Anonymous10:45 AM

    doctors have clone grafted grown ears on the backs of rats. now they are able to grow genitalia on the backs of humans. there is a famous photo montage of a woman with multiple breasts looking like a cluster of grapes. this is how TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. is having plastic surgery. to have multiple male genitalia grown all over his body. He then shall be 100 men in one. He can then eat cans of asparagus and water and ooze asparagus fragrance. If he drinks too many sodas he can pass hundreds of kidney stones at once. Mixed with rock salt to freeze homemade ice cream for serving at his ART FANDANGO GATHERINGS.

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  13. Anonymous11:02 AM

    The BP oil spill is good. If the ocean free pick is not there these so called fishermen shall have to grow produce. Work. Instead of ocean freebees. Yes BP is good. BP is good. BP is good. Cloudy skys block solar cancer rays. So auto fuel fossil energy is good to block UV rays.

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  14. Anonymous12:31 PM

    THE ART SPIRIT decides who is bestowed the full Warhol.

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  15. Anonymous5:44 PM

    hahaha

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  16. Anonymous8:20 PM

    The D River is a river in Lincoln City, Oregon, United States. The once-nameless river, known as the "shortest river in the world" was listed in the Guinness World Records as the world's shortest river at 440 feet (130 m). This title was lost in 1989 when Guinness named the Roe River in Montana as the world's shortest. Attempting to reclaim the title, the people of Lincoln City submitted a new measurement to Guinness of about 120 feet (37 m) marked at "extreme high tide". Starting in 2006, the Guinness Book of World Records did not list a category for shortest river.

    The river flows from Devils Lake, under U.S. Route 101, and into the Pacific Ocean, entirely within the city limits of Lincoln City. The D River State Recreation Site off Highway 101 is home to two of the world's largest kite festivals in the spring and fall.

    This area was originally settled as the town of Delake, which was later incorporated with other nearby towns to form Lincoln City in 1965. The river had been known by several names, including simply "the outlet", and earned its short name in a contest.

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  17. Anonymous10:44 PM

    I love to cook and have a good time doing it...I am into all kinds of crafts and hobbies...too many to mention. I like most music. I am told I am attractive and I suppose my fun for life is my best personality trait.

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  18. Anonymous10:50 PM

    Space/time egasac

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  19. Anonymous10:50 PM

    My interest's include but not limited to Golf, mountain biking, hiking/backpacking, riding quads, fishing, darts, collage football....really pretty much anything fun and more so if its outdoors. I am straight so please no weird offers to go hot tubing lol Anyway if It sounds like you might enjoy hanging out, watching a game or ?

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  20. Anonymous5:57 AM

    Derrida, Derrida, where you been so long?
    Derrida, Derrida, where you been so long?
    I ain't had no lovin', since you've been gone. And I don't mean Platonic, baby.

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  21. Anonymous5:59 AM

    Smile and be content because TRUMAN is.

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  22. Anonymous6:01 AM

    Piggly Wiggly is a supermarket chain operating in the Midwestern and Southern regions of the United States, run by Piggly Wiggly, LLC, an affiliate of C&S Wholesale Grocers. The current company headquarters is in Keene, New Hampshire. Currently, more than 600 independently owned Piggly Wiggly stores operate in 17 states, primarily in smaller cities and towns. -- WiggliPedia

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  23. Anonymous6:03 AM

    Truman is.

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  24. Anonymous6:06 AM

    Clement Greenberg decides who is bestowed the full Pollock.

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  25. Anonymous6:11 AM

    Hillary
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    Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton
    Clinton Hillary Diane Rodham

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  26. Anonymous6:12 AM

    Diane Rodham Diane Rodham
    Rodham Rodham
    Clinton Clinton

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  27. Anonymous6:22 AM

    Warhol spelled backwards is Lohraw.

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  28. Anonymous11:36 AM

    Dildo is a town on the island of Newfoundland, in the province of Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada. It is located on the southeastern Dildo Arm of Trinity Bay about 60 kilometres west of St. John's. South Dildo is a neighbouring unincorporated community. The town's unusual name has brought it a certain amount of notoriety.

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  29. Anonymous11:40 AM

    A Dildo Poem:
    in Arm west of has
    town Newfoundland, 60 west St. John's. neighbouring
    a Newfoundland, Newfoundland the certain
    Canada. west Dildo a unincorporated it certain
    is Arm of John's. notoriety.
    the Labrador, It on John's. neighbouring a

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  30. Anonymous4:26 PM

    .971 cesasq

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  31. Anonymous4:28 PM

    Truman, this is Bob Dole. I sent you a supprise. I guess it's not a suprise anymore.

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  32. Anonymous4:40 PM

    Henry dropped out of community college and hasn't bathed or cleaned his apartment in weeks because he's an "artist" and doesn't understand why people won't buy paintings from his "Shit on a Canvas" series.

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  33. Anonymous5:08 PM

    Don't put all your eggs in one basquette.

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  34. Anonymous5:18 PM

    Do you remember the america we had before 9-11. am i the only one that has noticed that its gone. Im not talking about that feeling of not being safe either. hell we where never safe. even before the terrorist struck us, they still had the desire and where planning to do it. so you where not safe. What i am talking about is how our own government, law enforcement and the people in charge of us have changed. there attitude toward everything in general. If you think you still have freedom of speach in america than you are a fool. Say certain things now and they will label you a terrorist just for saying it. If you would of said that before 9-11 they would of laughed and everyone would of just thought you where maybe drunk are something. we live in a country now that is fucking depressed and you better walk on egg shells with everything you say and do. Jeff foxworthy the comedian that does those "you just might be a redneck jokes". He should do the top ten things that you can do that just might make folks think that your a terrorist. ONe of them would probably be pissing on the sidewalk. "If you enjoy pissing on the sidewalk folks you just might be a terrorist." Im calling myself the last free voice for america. i will be posting a lot more topics on here in the coming weeks. i dont care if any internet genius discovers me real name, i will continue being the voice of freedom until they come and arrest me. and since i have nothing going on but laying around and being disabled i dont really care if they want to give me three straight meals a day on the tax payer dollar, they already do anyway.

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  35. Anonymous6:09 PM

    Jesus hath said to Saint Pete
    Concerning those born with the meat
    Bless-ed are those
    Who sport panty hose
    & pants are too tight in the seat

    Concerning those born with a split
    Who did not disengage from the tit
    It's time to begin
    To now let them in
    Although-eth they licketh the slit

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  36. Anonymous8:27 PM

    Richard Bruce Cheney
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    ney

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  37. Anonymous12:06 AM

    sonder

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  38. Anonymous11:41 AM

    jagwire

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  39. Anonymous3:59 PM

    Richard Bruce Cheney is my puppet. Heh heh heh.

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  40. Anonymous7:08 PM

    So yeah,

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  41. Anonymous10:31 AM

    You have a PRIVATE message from Casie Delosreyes.‏

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  42. Anonymous12:02 PM

    A Scottish actress most notably known for her portrayal of the character Amy Pond in the BBC show Doctor Who. Also one of the only real hopes left for the ginger community, as she is an unbelievably hot one.

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  43. Anonymous1:17 PM

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  44. Anonymous1:19 PM

    Jacques Derrida est mort .

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  45. Anonymous1:20 PM

    Jacques Derrida est intemporel .

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  46. Anonymous2:55 PM

    tiel kiel!
    infanoj. bongusta , pastroj kiel rostitaj
    en Kun
    infanoj,
    restoracio bongusta tiuj amas ĉi infanoj, rostitaj
    restoracio Kun kriis mondo tiuj
    Derrida en infanoj. estas de rostitaj

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  47. Anonymous3:06 PM

    Lenny Bruce
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    Dick



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  48. Anonymous5:25 PM

    Doctor Whom?

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  49. Anonymous7:31 PM

    ross. there are nuts and there are NUTS. indulge the nuts, and not the NUTS.

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  50. Anonymous7:55 PM

    josephine baker banana dance

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  51. Anonymous9:19 PM

    Doctor Hucow

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  52. Anonymous10:26 PM

    Pat Robertson and his ilk are all people who do not share their views.

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  53. Anonymous10:27 PM

    Rich Lezzy

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  54. Anonymous10:30 PM

    It's that thing when someone is having a heart attack, and you take two midgets and start rubbing them on a carpet then putting them on someone yelling "CLEAR!"

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  55. Anonymous10:31 PM

    I'm a lang-goo-âge poet.

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  56. Anonymous10:33 PM

    I wanna lap up that ooh juice, Sandra!

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  57. Anonymous10:58 PM

    I couldn't afford a dog anymore and my new apartment complex has a hefty pet-deposit, so I decided to get a pet plant. I feel happy taking care of it everyday.

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  58. Anonymous11:57 PM

    Endtimes are behind us. Climb up on the roof and eat guacamole.

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  59. Anonymous8:20 AM

    Way in which the TRUMAN BENTLEY, JR. is like the Richard Bruce Cheney: both are REAL men amongst Men!

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  60. Anonymous5:54 PM

    my neck, my back

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  61. Anonymous5:38 AM

    my jock my strap!

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  62. Anonymous6:59 AM

    ONLY the sentchyuhl love uh TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. is worthy of your worship as LORD GOD and saviour YES. For he, TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. is smellum goods! Like lilac and purdy flyers.

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  63. Anonymous8:42 AM

    Way in which TRUMAN BENTLEY, JR. is like Leo G. Carroll: both are fictional yet not fictitious.

    This blows my mind.

    Open channel D!

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  64. Anonymous8:45 AM

    John Elroy Sanford the Jacques Derrida of "party records."

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  65. Anonymous8:46 AM

    Ross, are you there?

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  66. Anonymous9:10 AM

    There is much mail art awaiting either
    1. The Dumpster
    2. The patio Grill
    Or
    3. Sent to Bentspoon

    As stamps arrive.

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  67. Anonymous10:56 AM

    Truman Bentley Jr. is the most sensuous woman who ever lived!

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  68. Anonymous10:58 AM

    Truman Bentley Jr. is the leader of all artists of all the world universe YES!

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  69. Anonymous5:34 AM

    The first question. Then these two. Should the patio grill flames enjoy the tasty treat of mass quantities of mail art, or should it be spared to appear on Bentspoon. The question first asked decides which is WHERE ARE THE STAMPS FOR IT TO GET THERE!
    Asemic tones srawlings derrida daura catalonia. art en carte cerce. art retarte circus.

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  70. Anonymous8:59 AM

    There is so much important mail art awaiting either:
    (a.) dumpster
    (b.) fireplace in Southern Mansion
    --OR--
    (c.) sent by costly international mail to Bentspoon

    As large quantities of valuable postage stamps arrive, decisions will be made. The choice is yours.

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  71. Anonymous9:00 AM

    Ross! Wake up! Are you OK?

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  72. Anonymous9:01 AM

    I wish I had the manly guts to hate Truman, but I don't.

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  73. Anonymous9:09 AM

    Nick Johnson took all sourced TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. postings he could find that he liked and filled a page creating a new Newsletter. Ross. I'll send you a copy. When these goons and goonettes send some dollars and stamps!

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  74. Anonymous10:42 AM

    THE ASEMIC DERRIDA not the .

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  75. Anonymous1:06 PM

    I am drug/smoke/disease free, please be the same also. I do partake in a adult beverage from time to time.

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  76. Anonymous1:12 PM

    When white people claim they have invented/discovered something that has been around for years, decades, even centuries.
    Miley Cyrus is totally Columbusing with this twerking shit.

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  77. Anonymous2:42 PM

    Truman Bentley Jr. says listen to Jools Holland, THE SPECIALS Gangsters. Now. A Message To You Rudy. Too Much Too Young.

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  78. Anonymous6:12 PM

    As i straddle the rabbit-fur toilet seat cover aboard Truman Bentley Jr.'s yacht, my pleasure-nub transmits an unearthly thrill.

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  79. Anonymous8:18 PM

    Ebola is coming to Atlanta.

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  80. Anonymous8:56 PM

    Social drinker, no drugs, 420 or piercings in strange places please.

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  81. Anonymous9:13 PM

    This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

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  82. Anonymous6:10 AM

    The circle is the form to seek. DAURA! Neo plastiscme! Listen to TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.! For he is your chosen GURU!

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  83. Anonymous6:35 AM

    Evo Morales is a wise and hip leader. He bought one of TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.'s refurbished yachts.

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  84. Anonymous7:42 AM

    Dollars and stamps. The mail art shall be yours!

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  85. Anonymous8:23 AM

    The SOCIALIST Guru, man with all the answers to your SELF, the fabtastical TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.! Pray to his well hung and snow white tan physique!

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  86. Anonymous9:05 AM

    Pheno men ology
    Phenomenology
    Empire

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  87. Anonymous10:21 AM

    Rimpoche told me that THE RENCHASSA is aware of those who are of the beloved worshippers of TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. and those who are not. Those who worship, love and praise TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. do not slip, twist their ankle and have to get x-rays. X-RAYS! I TELL YOU! Because the power of The Ray Rabbit says TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.!!!!

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  88. Anonymous11:15 AM

    Ross Priddle uh schmoove playuh. He done met uh Rockabilly Princetess nineteen year old at the mall. All purdisome and DITA VON TEESE. She looks light the bass player of the Smashtin Puntkinz. Ross been working out with gravity inversion boots like Richard Gere in AMERICAN GIGALO. Ross all swaggerin' and COLD LAMPIN' yeah boyyyyyyyyy just like FLAVA FLAYVE!

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  89. Anonymous12:13 PM

    All artists are channeling THE ART SPIRIT in hopes of falling in LOVE and KISSING our Lord Saviour Fabulicious TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.!!!!!!He is the one true heavenly emission!

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  90. Anonymous12:14 PM

    Evo Morales looks like Ernst Zundel.

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  91. Anonymous1:32 PM

    Fold out your sofa chair. Rub your temples. Think of the magick that is love. WORSHIP HHHHHEEEEEEM! Our wun-duh-fuh! TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.!!!!

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  92. Anonymous11:40 PM

    An Englishman, a Scotsman, a Welshman, an Irishman, a Latvian, A Turk, a German, an Indian, an Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian , an Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan. A Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, A Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Albanian, a Greenlander, A Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, and 47 Africans walk into a fine restaurant.

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  93. Anonymous11:38 AM

    hey there, every one says they are layed back and they are super chill, blah, blah, blah.

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  94. Anonymous1:02 PM

    Bentley Puzzled!?!?

    Nina Pham, the Dallas nurse being treated for Ebola, has at least one thing she can stop worrying about: Her dog is being well cared for, according to city officials.

    Truman Bentley, Jr., a 1-year-old Cavalier King Charles spaniel, is in quarantine for three weeks at a former military complex, now decommissioned and owned by the city of Dallas.

    "Bentley's adorable. Clearly a little puzzled by what's going on. But he's in good hands now and will be taken care of," Sana Syed, a city spokeswoman, said in a statement earlier this week.

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  95. Anonymous8:41 PM

    Ghosts that smell like bbq! Wait..........nope I don't smell them anymore! Bummer :/

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  96. Anonymous11:02 PM

    When a girl gives you a blowjob, while a goat humps her from behind and she has a mouthful of lard, while a paraplegic gives head to the goat.

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  97. Anonymous12:02 AM

    A Canadian walks into a fine restaurant.

    NOW THAT'S FREAKIN' FUNNY!

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  98. Anonymous12:10 AM

    That whole Wm. S. Burroughs cut-up schtick is complete bullshit, who evere reads Burroughs nobody that's who he's a darling of the so-called smart set but they just love his bogus outlaw image, wow he shot and killed an unarmed drunk and depressed middle-aged woman, that took real guts on William Tell's part he's more capon than Capone in my eye a weak little heroin shooting rich kid that "writes" drivel and pretends it's profound, I hope he's rotting in junkie hell.

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  99. Anonymous12:29 AM

    Ross have you PRE-ORDERED the new basement tapes 6 CD box set yet? Coming out November 4th.

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  100. Anonymous9:22 AM

    I'm sitting on a bunch of surplus postage stamps, what should I do with them? Suggestions?

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  101. Anonymous9:35 AM

    The babarians are at the gate we must prepare for the end times, stock up on canned tuna and peanut butter not the organic kind either but the kind with lots of chemical preservatives so it will keep for years and years I like Peter Pan because it's the only literary brand and Peter Pan didn't want to grow up in other words he was about preserving freshness which will be important in these times which try men's souls and hearts and minds as for tuna I don't have a particular brand I just get what's on sail but I do like Chicken-of-the-Sea if they could can or freeze dry Kentucky Fried Chicken that would be great but that's only a dream that I have.

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  102. Anonymous9:46 AM

    Do you think that Indian actress from Django Unchanged killed herself? why would she do that Juliette Louis does't think she killed herself Juliette Louis, daughter or is it granddaughter of the heavyweight champ, thinks that Indian actress from Django Unblamed was MURDERED why? because the native american actress from Django Unchained knew too much about something of which she shouldn't have known knowing too much is a crime for which there is only one penalty and that penalty is severely enforced with extraneous prejudice

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  103. Anonymous9:48 AM

    Do you think that Indian actress from Django Unchanged killed herself? why would she do that Juliette Louis does't think she killed herself Juliette Louis, daughter or is it granddaughter of the heavyweight champ, thinks that Indian actress from Django Unblamed was MURDERED why? because the native american actress from Django Unchained knew too much about something of which she shouldn't have known knowing too much is a crime for which there is only one penalty and that penalty is severely enforced with extraneous prejudice

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  104. Anonymous11:34 AM

    My tongue needs to bathe and shave.

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  105. Anonymous4:36 PM

    ROSS! WAKE UP!!!

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  106. Anonymous4:38 PM

    You can worship TRUMAN or hate TRUMAN. But it takes REAL TRUE BRAVERY to hate TRUMAN. I don't have that kind of courage: I WORSHIP TRUMAN!

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  107. Anonymous4:45 PM

    "Truman Bentley Jr's adorable. Clearly a little puzzled by what's going on. But he's in good hands now and will be taken care of," Jacqueline Derrida, a city spokeswoman, said in a statement earlier this week.

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  108. Anonymous4:50 PM

    I am a board certified psychiatrist. It's a myth, constantly recycled, that there isn't a higher incidence of violence among people with 'mental illness'. There is, and this is backed up by research. Human rights always always need to be balanced by responsibility. The 'rights' of the fox and the hen conflict, and the law steps in to balance these rights.

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  109. Anonymous9:06 PM

    A hipster who takes his over-sized earlobe-gaugings (a type of ear-piercing) out because of his employer's work-attire regulations, and in doing so is ridiculed because of his saggy,droopy,stretched-out earlobes.

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  110. Anonymous12:05 AM

    Even in the best of circumstances, a depressed person might still show lack of interest, lack of motivation, muted happiness, some degree of lethargy and a certain element of dull affect.

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  111. Anonymous12:22 AM

    All Hipster Gods must be As-Ised. That's a Scientology term. Hipsters think they're cool but they're wrong. They have a look on their faces that's not cool, and they're all on facebook. Boo.

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  112. Anonymous12:28 AM

    yo yo yo yo yo yo yo!

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  113. Anonymous1:06 PM

    A god-like being of enourmous stature, incredible looks, and extreme intellegence. Thompsons are rare, yet well known for their amazing ability to make great things out of nothing; Steven Hawking like intellegence and MacGyver-like mind. Thompsons never quit, and never lose. Thompsons are blessed with the ability to attract many ladies due to his pocket Mastadon. Thompsons have no time for games. Money making is in thier blood, along with gold and THC. If you come across a Thompson:
    1) Cover your head because he will blow your mind.
    2) Hold on to your woman because she will run to him.
    3) Bow down to him, he is superior to you.

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  114. Anonymous4:05 PM

    I thought Ross had dissolved Bentspoon because of BENT GOONS. I am not a computer video game gadget person. I just saw all these postings. I just saw that posts could still be posted. So here I am. Sentchul as ever. Sincerely TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. the GURU. The Essence.

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  115. Anonymous10:52 PM

    I'm so sure.

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  116. Anonymous11:51 PM

    Cookie-cutter-lesbian is a lesbian who is completely un-orginal aka fannel and attitude towards women. For some reason the cookie-cutter-lesbian gets the most pussy. A reason that puzzles us normal cat loving lesbians. They also walk with their pussys 5 ft out in front of them. Their head enters the door 5 minutes after their torso.

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  117. Anonymous8:11 AM

    ban desoliel 1970's sun tan oil advertisement woman. ban de sol lay.

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  118. Anonymous10:16 AM

    first of all pussy is a cat. PUH-STEH is the special area on the female anatomys.

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  119. Anonymous3:22 PM

    Like the wig Gilligan put on when the band THE MOSQUITOES came to the island, Ross Priddle has decided to also sport a LACE FRONT.

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  120. Anonymous3:24 PM

    The LACE FRONT is a consequence of his obsession with URBAN GRAFFITI TAGS.

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  121. Anonymous10:46 PM

    Deep down inside, there's a corn dog.

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  122. Anonymous12:08 AM

    who would be a rtest subject dummy go back to sleep we know you dont eat anything ever for ten years like as if life should be horrible for the rest of us hate your guts sailor moon your hazmats are unheard of tany pineda has wtc

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  123. Anonymous6:29 AM

    With his LACE FRONT he also recommends the PAN SEXUAL WALRUS FLIPPER. Gah Joob.

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  124. Anonymous9:40 AM

    Is Derrida related to FLOW RYDA?

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  125. Anonymous9:48 AM

    It's Year Zero! Collect plastic bags and head out into the countryside! Forward, to the inevitable socialist future!

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  126. Anonymous8:14 PM

    Truman Bentley Jr., (a combination meme/hyperspatial entity that is a thought parasite/symbiote) has me right now (loves text) and my break from writing trip reports appears to be kaput.

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  127. Anonymous9:56 PM

    The stars who played The Burt Reynolds Dinner Theatre in Jupiter, Florida included Carol Burnett, Charles Nelson Reilly, Shelley Berman, Farrah Fawcett, Eartha Kitt, Ned Beatty, Vincent Gardenia, Elliott Gould, Deborah Raffin, Kirstie Alley, Robert Hays, Marilu Henner, Robert Urich, Alice Ghostley and Ossie Davis. Marsha Mason, Dom DeLuise, Reilly and, quite notably, Reynolds all directed there. The 140 apprentices who earned their Equity cards through the Burt Reynolds Institute for Theatre Training took classes from the likes of Liza Minnelli, Sheen, Reilly, DeLuise and Reynolds. Does Canada have anything that compares?

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  128. Anonymous11:41 AM

    Hipsters are misguided adolescent minded people who live in a deluded fantasy land to promote their self-absorbed brand of pretentious alternativism. They act and dress alternatively so that they can illicit the perception from those around them that they are 'alternate' in every way.

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  129. Anonymous7:07 PM

    Just got the new pass and add from Grigori. Ray Johnson and Truman Bentley Jr. all over one side. Two different versions. But both with the Ray/Truman side. PASS AND ADD. PASS AND ADD.

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  130. Anonymous7:38 AM

    TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. is the art SPAM you despise but love to eat!

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  131. Anonymous9:08 AM

    adolescent minded is good. better an eighty year old Austin Powers that a dried up EUSTACE from COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG.

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  132. Anonymous2:22 PM

    I'm looking through Gary Gilmore's eyes.

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  133. Anonymous2:40 PM

    I hope the "Burt Reynolds Institute for Theatre Training" model inspires TRUMAN BENTLEY JR to open the TRUMAN BENTLEY JR Institute for Art Training, that would be a great thing. TBJIFAT is our future! Onward cultural workers to our proletarian paradise! Give me your huddled collagists yearning to make realmart! TRUMAN BENTLEY JR! TRUMAN BENTLEY JR! TRUMAN BENTLEY JR!

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  134. Anonymous3:00 PM

    This makes me happy and warms my bitter cynical heart:

    Texas nurse Nina Pham was the first person of any gender to catch Ebola on U.S. soil, and now, 13 days after testing positive, she has been declared free of the deadly disease.
    Her first order of business, après Ebola, will be to hug her dog, Truman Bentley Jr., she said Friday.

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  135. Anonymous12:56 PM

    Hey baby. Nice crevice.

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  136. Anonymous1:12 PM

    Carol Burnett, (hip)
    Charles Nelson Reilly, (hip)
    Shelley Berman, (square)
    Farrah Fawcett, (hip)
    Eartha Kitt, (square)
    Ned Beatty, (square)
    Vincent Gardenia, (hip)
    Elliott Gould, (square)
    Deborah Raffin, (square)
    Kirstie Alley, (square)
    Robert Hays, (hip)
    Marilu Henner, (square)
    Robert Urich, (square)
    Alice Ghostley, (hip)
    Ossie Davis, (square)
    Marsha Mason, (hip)
    Dom DeLuise,, (very hip)
    Burt Reynolds, (hip)
    Liza Minnelli, (square)

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  137. Anonymous1:13 PM

    Carol Burnett, (top)
    Charles Nelson Reilly, (top)
    Shelley Berman, (bottom)
    Farrah Fawcett, (top)
    Eartha Kitt, (bottom)
    Ned Beatty, (bottom)
    Vincent Gardenia, (top)
    Elliott Gould, (bottom)
    Deborah Raffin, (bottom)
    Kirstie Alley, (bottom)
    Robert Hays, (top)
    Marilu Henner, (bottom)
    Robert Urich, (bottom)
    Alice Ghostley, (top)
    Ossie Davis, (bottom)
    Marsha Mason, (top)
    Dom DeLuise,, (very top)
    Burt Reynolds, (top)
    Liza Minnelli, (bot

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  138. Anonymous1:14 PM

    ebola, (hip)

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  139. Anonymous7:39 PM

    Beauty is its various forms appeals to you.

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  140. Anonymous7:40 PM

    Truman Bentley Jr. is unborn and undead.

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  141. Anonymous7:50 AM

    TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. is better than everything!

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  142. Anonymous5:02 AM

    TRUMAN BENTLEY JR is the best of the better, the TRUE annointed one of all the arts and sciences!

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  143. Anonymous5:21 AM

    In fact,

    HE BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE!

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  144. Anonymous3:20 PM

    Ross is starting a CD collection of the one woman band IZZY COX.

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  145. Anonymous3:24 PM

    Donald. Post only break through new mail art people. Not the old stale lames. Ross is getting collagen youth skin facial peels using fresh embryo stem cells. In the chair he smokes CHE' CUBAN cigars as the albumin is syringe injected.

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  146. Anonymous10:18 AM

    I like to think about Dom DeLuise.

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  147. Anonymous10:19 AM

    Bob Dole, Bob, Dole, BOB DOLE!!!!!!!

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  148. Anonymous10:23 AM

    Kevin Spacey is a square Dom De Luise!
    Hillary Dom De Luise!
    Hillary Dom De Luise!
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    MMMmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

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  149. Anonymous10:26 AM

    John Nixon is a great college-iste, no pseudo-Dada horse hockey for him. Talk about him more. Please!

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  150. Anonymous7:20 PM

    Jehoba God says "Truman, it is your destiny to write the newsletter."

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  151. Anonymous7:46 AM

    The Newsletter shall be written. The fifty dollar thrift store computer still sits covered in dust. It must be plugged in. The screen on. Microsoft works. Georgian style font on 10. Then typed. Then hit print. Then cut and paste. With real glue. On paper. Hand drawn flys. Then to the office store. Twenty copies. OH! But wait people! NO DOLLARS NO STAMPS NO NEWSLETTERS!

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  152. Anonymous8:49 AM

    The Dom De Luise Professor of Theology and Chairman-for-Life of the Religious Studies Department at the "Burt Reynolds Institute for Theatre Training": TRUMAN BENTLEY JR! TRUMAN BENTLEY JR! TRUMAN BENTLEY JR!

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  153. Anonymous12:13 AM

    The Bald Spot Comb Over is not of FRANK TITHERS. He had a ball scholarship until he threw his arm out.

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  154. Anonymous5:31 PM

    Are the police in America allowed to lie to you during a criminal investigation and if they do, will a judge toss out any evidence they obtain as a result? The short answer is this, the police in the USA in almost all circumstances are allowed to say whatever they want to get you to incriminate yourself.

    The following story online illustrates this:
    Sarasota Florida Police Deputy Chief Russell (Russ) Lynn Pillifant was driving with Captain James Fulton on North Tamiami Trail in Sarasota, Florida at about 11 a.m. one morning. A brown-haired woman simply waved at them. The officers, not in uniform but wearing shirts and ties, pulled right over. The woman just asked for a ride.
    "You tricking?" Mr. Pillifant leadingly asked her. "Are you guys cops or associated with any type of law enforcement agency?" she asked. "No!" Mr. Pillifant lied to her. Mr. Fulton sat next to him with a duffel bag marked "POLICE" between his legs and did not offer the truth to her. The woman offered oral sex for $20 or "something a little more" for $50. They could go to her place, she said. "We've got to be careful; there's a lot of cops around here", she told them during the encounter. Mr. Pillifant told the woman to wait a few yards from the car. He radioed for other officers to come and arrest her and then went to talk to her. It is not reported what he told her at that point after already being dishonest and lieing to her.


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