Bowler hats look good only on TOULOUSE LETREK and LERL AND HERDY. All other hat wearers of the bowler are incomplete-incompetant-inadequate nothing people. Oh yeah. JOHN STEED can wear a bowler hat and is not a LOU ZER.
Only NICK JOHNSON is the living mail artist. Ray passed away twenty years ago. Nick Johnson is alive and creates real mail art. Nick has talent. Ray Johnson was not a real artist.
Only TENNIS reduces the slob lip of of those who WALRUL. Listen to TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. Those of you who have the ALF nose from not enduring the circumcision schmuck removal.
The pulse of tooth line floss meat hook. Pulsing Gristle. NOT THE BAND. NOT THE MUSICAL GROUP. Your tooth tweeks the pain is intense. Like a Mantra it throbs. Your grill looks like METH TEETH. Though you never Meth and always brush. The pulse radical of pain is a decal. Adhered tight to the surface and it is stuck deep. Like Wiley Coyote. You can't get away from the pain of the rotten dentures. BARBALOOT TOOTH. Mastisol Tooth. Is it a sign of the wither. Ah yes says the china man.
THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION Ross. I got a job at an ice cream shoppe. I have been eating lots of peanuts. Picked from my stool and hand wiped off with TISH UH I then put the peanut bits in a cup. After gathering fifty or more I am ready to sprinkle an ice cream cone of a deserving perston.
Only the TRUMAN is the living mail artist. The Roy Jensen passed away twenty years ago. Only the TRUMAN is alive and creates real mail art. Only the TRUMAN has talent. The Roy Jensen was not a real artist.
Unlike CFWs, nineteen year old ladies who work at ORANGE JULIUS in the food area of the mall are perfect in every way. They are RADIANT. WHOLESOME and smell like LILAC. These are the goddesses.
TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. knows which ones of you have yellow toes of green dirt. Which ones of you have hammer toes. Ugly foots of shame! Pedicure shop rejects. He knows the heart felt pain, the emotional trauma you have YOU HAVE because of your INADEQUACY from having UGLY ASS FEETS.
Him not painted one damn pitcher! Not one damn pitcher I tell you! And all them canvasses he be building, thems not canvasses. He just picks up LOOM FRAMES off the ground by the dumpster behind the JIG MACHINE OF THE FROOT UH LOOM UNDER SHIRT FACTORY! Those ain't eben canvasses! They's LOOM FRAMES for UNDER SHIRTS! He caint draw. He caint paint. He lives on a twin bed in THE DINING ROOM of his Uncle House and fixes on gas powered weed eaters. He repairs TWO CYCLE ENGINES. He didn't even get passed nineth grade! He saw a pitcher movie bout Andy Werhulls and that ih whut got him going on that paintin' FAN UH SEE!
Truman is aware, but Truman does not follow, Truman leads, Truman guides.
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The pulse of tooth line floss meat hook. Pulsing Gristle. NOT THE BAND. NOT THE MUSICAL GROUP. Your tooth tweeks the pain is intense. Like a Mantra it throbs. Your grill looks like METH TEETH. Though you never Meth and always brush. The pulse radical of pain is a decal. Adhered tight to the surface and it is stuck deep. Like Wiley Coyote. You can't get away from the pain of the rotten dentures. BARBALOOT TOOTH. Mastisol Tooth. Is it a sign of the wither. Ah yes says the china man.
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ReplyDeleteRoss. I got a job at an ice cream shoppe. I have been eating lots of peanuts. Picked from my stool and hand wiped off with TISH UH I then put the peanut bits in a cup. After gathering fifty or more I am ready to sprinkle an ice cream cone of a deserving perston.
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Him not painted one damn pitcher! Not one damn pitcher I tell you! And all them canvasses he be building, thems not canvasses. He just picks up LOOM FRAMES off the ground by the dumpster behind the JIG MACHINE OF THE FROOT UH LOOM UNDER SHIRT FACTORY! Those ain't eben canvasses! They's LOOM FRAMES for UNDER SHIRTS!
He caint draw. He caint paint. He lives on a twin bed in THE DINING ROOM of his Uncle House and fixes on gas powered weed eaters. He repairs TWO CYCLE ENGINES. He didn't even get passed nineth grade!
He saw a pitcher movie bout Andy Werhulls and that ih whut got him going on that paintin' FAN UH SEE!
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