If you cook canadian bacon til the sugar starts to blacken on the edge. Take that. Let it cool. Scrape it off. Then roll it up in a schmote paper like a pink E-Z WIDER. Put it in a water pipe. Schmote it. It shall make you see the image of John Candy.
my mental illness is so twitch now i can barely converse with the cashier in the grocery store. i totally don't mesh with society. i walk around singing in my mind. GOTTA GET READY FOR THE HOSE OF BETTY. GOTTA GET READY FOR THE HOSE OF BETTY. I might start collecting unopened packs of women's HOSE just for the COVER ART. The most SLIPPITY HOSE LEGS photos shall be the PURCHASE OR NOT FACTOR. Who needs a woman when you can just SLEEP IN HOSE or go around wearing hose UNDER YOUR CLOTHES.
The reality is. If women. SEW on a CHAZ. Then they are EMPOWERED. Complete. VALUED. Because of their PHYSICAL COMPLETION. Sew on a CHAZ. The key to Whole Roundness. As the earth rotates on its Axis IN THE ROUND. So too can WOMAN who CHAZES. SEW ON A CHAZ! The art of the EXTRA PIECE. The ultimate ART PIECE.
Certain radio waves cause HI JINX. Inbetween the dial of static. Set it there. The TONE uh get you highs. Listen to FM. Listen to AM. Its the noise you can trip on. Its the noise you can BIRTH on.
Hawaiian. Ross. Try INVOCATIONS. And EVOCATIONS. Rather than altering the mind. Alter THE REALITY.
ReplyDeleteCall up the spirits. The forces of the ether.
Speak to Belial. Azazel. And the other spookies.
Hawaiian. Ross. Try INVOCATIONS. And EVOCATIONS. Rather than altering the mind. Alter THE REALITY.
ReplyDeleteCall up the spirits. The forces of the ether.
Speak to Belial. Azazel. And the other spookies.
If you cook canadian bacon til the sugar starts to blacken on the edge. Take that. Let it cool. Scrape it off. Then roll it up in a schmote paper like a pink E-Z WIDER. Put it in a water pipe. Schmote it. It shall make you see the image of John Candy.
ReplyDeleteI do not like the band OASIS.
ReplyDeleteOasis was a bunch of dumb choads.
ReplyDeleteJesus is real. Because DOCK BOGGS is REAL!
ReplyDeleteGRIGORI ANTONIN is alright.
ReplyDeleteInstead of chemical alterations.
ReplyDeleteTry invoking your SUBCONSCIOUS.
Ross. You need to be more HOWELL.
ReplyDeleteThe rappers want you to SAG and smell like PURE SHEA BUTTER and get NO SLEEP TIL BROOKLYN!
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ReplyDeleteflaking.
peeling.
withering.
Bone TRIUMBJUH.
BONE TRIUMBJUH.
THE VEX!
change the name of this blog to BENT POON and feature HONOR BLACKMON Emma Peel style Howell approved GINGER GRANTS.
ReplyDeleteONLY WOMEN UNDER THIRTY are BEAUTIFUL and VALUED.
ReplyDeleteOnly they can work at ORANGE JULIUS in THE MALL!
Comment Thirteen.
ReplyDeleteOILS OF SHIMMY!
Mail Art people. Mail Art people. TIC TAC. TIC TAC. You needs uh TIC TAC. Yo bref be staint. Yo bref be staint.
ReplyDeletemy mental illness is so twitch now i can barely converse with the cashier in the grocery store. i totally don't mesh with society. i walk around singing in my mind. GOTTA GET READY FOR THE HOSE OF BETTY. GOTTA GET READY FOR THE HOSE OF BETTY. I might start collecting unopened packs of women's HOSE just for the COVER ART. The most SLIPPITY HOSE LEGS photos shall be the PURCHASE OR NOT FACTOR.
ReplyDeleteWho needs a woman when you can just SLEEP IN HOSE or go around wearing hose UNDER YOUR CLOTHES.
Instead of RABBIT EARS. Draw pantyhose.
ReplyDeleteThe GOAL is to teach people to reject all gods but SELF!
ReplyDeleteAll religions and gods other than SELF are dumb and stupid and should not continue.
SELF is lord. Other gods aren't.
god adorer writings are mumbo jumbo.
The reality is. If women. SEW on a CHAZ. Then they are EMPOWERED. Complete. VALUED. Because of their PHYSICAL COMPLETION. Sew on a CHAZ. The key to Whole Roundness. As the earth rotates on its Axis IN THE ROUND. So too can WOMAN who CHAZES. SEW ON A CHAZ! The art of the EXTRA PIECE. The ultimate ART PIECE.
ReplyDeleteI DESPISE ALL WOMEN.
ReplyDeleteSo sayeth
TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.
You shall be able to enjoy life. Remanufacturing and repairing FIAT X/19 door handles.
ReplyDeleteDrug is bad Ross Priddles. Drug is BAD.
ReplyDeleteCertain radio waves cause HI JINX. Inbetween the dial of static. Set it there. The TONE uh get you highs. Listen to FM. Listen to AM. Its the noise you can trip on. Its the noise you can BIRTH on.
ReplyDeleteWomen make me feel like dirt. So sayeth TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. Therefore I despise all women.
ReplyDeleteNICHOLAS JOHNSON is a real artist. HE IS REAL!
ReplyDeleteVEE DEE is real in public rest areas.
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