During the Korean war the only ping pong balls available were ones with red chinese stars on them. They were a Chinese product. Banned from sale. My grandfather hand sanded the stars off each ball and WAH LAH!
Freaks & geeks are another class separate from 'them' and separate from 'us' (but more them than us - thankfully). They consist of long-time participants called 'burners' who have attended the festival roughly more than 4 or 5 years. They also consist of newbies who are trying desperately to fit-in to appear as burners. They wear Utilikilts and repeat sayings like, 'safety 3rd' as if that signals to others they're 'in' on something cool. When they're not dropping names like telling you how they just had sex with LadyBee or had a beer with Larry Harvey, they're 'joking' about bacon or other sanctioned Burning Man topics with the design of impressing you. And who are you? You're just trying to get to the portapotties in hopes of escaping this moron who won't stop talking to you. No one cares that you 'know' Danger Ranger!!
Wahrend Munchen Grigori Antonin war Gott!
ReplyDeleteSo sagt TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.
So glad I don't live up there in that god damn KANADER in that freezin ass cold.
ReplyDeleteCanada is better.
ReplyDeletecanada only tolerates pc free speech.
ReplyDeleteCanada is just for harvesting baby seals and oil sands. The pretty women there can all be assigned to be PEELERS.
ReplyDeleteWhy not come join us in playing or learning how to play Table Tennis - better know as "Ping Pong"?
ReplyDeleteTheir eyes are metallic. Their souls are metallic.
ReplyDeletePing Pong is Forrest Gump.
ReplyDeleteDuring the Korean war the only ping pong balls available were ones with red chinese stars on them. They were a Chinese product. Banned from sale. My grandfather hand sanded the stars off each ball and WAH LAH!
ReplyDeleteNow, on the count of 3, everyone start loving God but not in any language you know.
ReplyDeleteTruman, please explain the difference between Chicken Chong Ling, Chicken Chong Lang, and Chicken Chong Long.
ReplyDeleteLing is Eastern Man.
ReplyDeleteLang is Germanic Man.
Long is Western(English)Man.
Frootron is Basement of Momma's House Underneath The Spiderman Poster.
Freaks & geeks are another class separate from 'them' and separate from 'us' (but more them than us - thankfully). They consist of long-time participants called 'burners' who have attended the festival roughly more than 4 or 5 years. They also consist of newbies who are trying desperately to fit-in to appear as burners. They wear Utilikilts and repeat sayings like, 'safety 3rd' as if that signals to others they're 'in' on something cool. When they're not dropping names like telling you how they just had sex with LadyBee or had a beer with Larry Harvey, they're 'joking' about bacon or other sanctioned Burning Man topics with the design of impressing you. And who are you? You're just trying to get to the portapotties in hopes of escaping this moron who won't stop talking to you. No one cares that you 'know' Danger Ranger!!
ReplyDeleteI don't think Nick Johnson is as smart as he wants to be.
ReplyDeleteRoss has a RITUAL.
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