tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9360821.post5239912480396759963..comments2023-10-20T07:21:03.086-07:00Comments on bentspoon: let go and let satandrosspriddlehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06933929044248033587noreply@blogger.comBlogger99125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9360821.post-53200454948631277862015-03-19T11:51:36.701-07:002015-03-19T11:51:36.701-07:00I like to wear tight shorts to Disney World and wa...I like to wear tight shorts to Disney World and walk the camel until I cum. I tease myself in public by walking the camel. I love to walk the camel in public and get off without anyone knowing. With the seam of my jeans deep inside, I start my day by walking my dog AND my camel.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9360821.post-91688492048712163382015-03-19T11:17:08.665-07:002015-03-19T11:17:08.665-07:00You have to like animals. My BFF is a Chihuahua, a...You have to like animals. My BFF is a Chihuahua, and she is an attention horror at times. 30-45 years of age please. I don't play games, and neither should you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9360821.post-57871761241127403082015-03-19T06:10:11.056-07:002015-03-19T06:10:11.056-07:00bad teeth. the sign of god jankin'.bad teeth. the sign of god jankin'.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9360821.post-89186970185034897202015-03-19T01:49:06.165-07:002015-03-19T01:49:06.165-07:00Looking for someone between 21-31 who's up to ...Looking for someone between 21-31 who's up to drink a few angry orchards and smoke a few bowls. This is a one time offer to see where things go, whether just a chill smoke sesh or casual fwb. I'm real and just picked up some herb. It was nice and sunny today. Please change reply email to smokendrank and attach a pic to weed out spam. I'll be waiting, so let's smoke.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9360821.post-75781903113931849722015-03-18T17:58:02.794-07:002015-03-18T17:58:02.794-07:00Person: *walks into room* Hi! Oh.... Am I interrup...Person: *walks into room* Hi! Oh.... Am I interrupting something? <br />Couple vigorously banging: .....................no.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9360821.post-36203295858257805882015-03-17T09:55:52.733-07:002015-03-17T09:55:52.733-07:00A study has found that The Smiths employed the gre...A study has found that The Smiths employed the greatest vocabulary range of all bands to emerge from Manchester, using more than 1,100 different words in their first three albums.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9360821.post-25733219467870687852015-03-16T23:08:03.291-07:002015-03-16T23:08:03.291-07:00I have a special request that needs to be fulfille...I have a special request that needs to be fulfilled by an even more special man. A man with a very adventurous tongue and a taste for tuna. I want you sir to feast yourself on my tuna filled pussy. I want you to spoon tuna fish into my vagina then eat it out. Please respond ASAP, looking for someone tonight. Dig in and don't be afraid to play with your food ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9360821.post-70538331275895742622015-03-16T18:43:39.392-07:002015-03-16T18:43:39.392-07:00During the first intermission the Soviet coach rep...During the first intermission the Soviet coach replaces Tretiak with backup Vladimir Myshkin. In the second period the Soviets score a goal to go up 3–2. Early in the final period the Soviet team is called for a penalty, giving the Americans a man advantage. Johnson scores his second goal of the game just as the penalty is about to expire. Later Eruzione enters the game and scores to give the US a 4-3 lead. The entire team skates onto the ice as the crowd celebrates.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9360821.post-6755071006747808242015-03-16T18:33:54.958-07:002015-03-16T18:33:54.958-07:00Why not come join us playing or learning how to pl...Why not come join us playing or learning how to play Table Tennis - better know as "Ping Pong".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9360821.post-39044986951509809822015-03-15T17:48:50.760-07:002015-03-15T17:48:50.760-07:00look at the video of the lions opening the door on...look at the video of the lions opening the door on the safari tourists on you tube. your water theory goes out the bus window like the teacher on the beevis and butthead episode. marshmellows don't last long on planet earth. the water has club and fang and ferine strain in it. might makes right is sin in the world. sin is what ate john lennon, ghandi, martin, bobby, and selena. only nun chuck skills and bow staff skills keep napolean dynamite safe. empathy is jesus loves me. adults eat up grey shades. ask dr leakey what he thinks ate lucy. humans say one thing and do another. bela lugosi said it is the big green dragon that sits on the door step. but then again bela lugosi was a vampire. neville chamberlin preached empathy. churchill was a bull dog. and they got big nut sacks.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9360821.post-57989790133918616912015-03-15T17:39:39.474-07:002015-03-15T17:39:39.474-07:00look what the cat caused to the boy in trainspotti...look what the cat caused to the boy in trainspotting. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9360821.post-80686440228044507952015-03-15T16:52:53.379-07:002015-03-15T16:52:53.379-07:00The Philippines under US territorial administratio...The Philippines under US territorial administration removed their half-centavo coins from circulation in 1904 because of public rejection of such a small denomination, though introduced only the year before. The Philippine half centavo continued as a proof-only coin until 1908, and a small run of aluminum half-centavo coins was privately struck in 1913 for the Culion Leper colony, but not circulated. In contrast to that however, the Philippine hundredth of a peso denomination (one centimo) continues to exist as a circulated coin as of 2011 despite a record low value of $0.00024.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9360821.post-64549764522867678692015-03-15T10:41:13.228-07:002015-03-15T10:41:13.228-07:00I want to Thank the Person that wrote "Men, I...I want to Thank the Person that wrote "Men, If You Really Love Her......" Such a Wise CL Post. . .<br />Hopefully Poster does not mind My adding a few suggestions to Men. . .<br /><br />In doing so may it be understood this writer knows he is not a scientist nor someone special; I'm Just a 62 y/o Man that cares. . . If My Post does not resonate with someone, Please either do not respond and or do Your Best to respond with Positive thoughts and words. . . ( I do realize there may be "Trolls" that get stirred. . .}<br /><br />It would be Great if Men, {Me Too} considered the Powerful Tools available within Each of Us if We search for them. . . {With Practice these Tools eventually become automatically available}<br />May I and Others consider Tools such as:<br />1) Thinking Positive as Possible as Much as Possible {of course Life has It's ups and downs. . .} Even so, Thinking Positive Raises Vibrational Energies};<br /><br />2) Having Compassion, Empathy and Forgiveness for Others and Ourselves;<br /><br />3) Choosing Wisely Words We use when speaking to Others and Self Talk to Ourselves. . . <br />ie. {judgments of Others and Ourselves}<br /><br />4) Realizing unless there is a Life threatening situation, may We never act out with violence be it physically and or emotionally. . . its also Very Important for Us to realize the act of inflicting physical pain on another Person is horrible; however Our Words also can cause deep, deep wounds within Other People and Ourselves. . . <br /><br />It would be Wonderful if Myself and Others understood Everything has It's Own Vibrational Energy. To include Words. . . Scientists with High Powered Microscopes have shown the Molecular Structure of Water changes by the way We Think, by Words We use and Intentions We have. . . {Our Bodies are 70% to 90% Water}. . . therefore anything that comes from Love changes Us and Our Body Water to that Higher Vibration and Attracts More of It; anything from hate/fear most likely will attract more of those lower vibrations and actions. . . {this is called "The True Law of Attraction}<br /><br />Peace-n-Love-n-Light To Us All,<br />from Me and My Cat Harley the Bed HoggAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9360821.post-5816181028044532022015-03-14T16:49:02.905-07:002015-03-14T16:49:02.905-07:00Good day to you! I hope you find this ad to be inv...Good day to you! I hope you find this ad to be invigorating and not insulting in any way. I have the best intentions while writing it, and I deeply hope someone will respond lol.<br /><br />Why am I searching for new friends on craigslist? Well, at almost 33 years old, I am the last of the ladies that I grew up with that is not married and/or has children, both of which hinder them greatly from going out into the social scene. This is the first reason I am searching for new friends, which brings me to the next and most driving reason...<br /><br />I love to go downtown once a week to have a few cocktails (or a virgin drink), be social and do some people-watching. But I hadn't been able to do that for awhile, because I lacked a co-pilot. Well, a couple months ago I ran into an old friend and I thought this was the perfect opportunity to gain a social buddy. Well, we did in fact go out once a week for the last two months. However, over the course of our weekend adventures I noticed that my friend was someone that I no longer wanted to hang out with; she has no manners or etiquette, and it becomes very embarrassing! <br /><br />Where have all the classy ladies gone? When I say 'classy', I don't mean a lady with a fur coat and diamond earrings lol. What do I refer to as 'classy' then? Let me start by giving you a brief list of things that you will NEVER catch me doing, nor do I want to be in close proximity with someone doing these things:<br />*spitting, burping aloud, using fingers to pick food from teeth, cursing in excess, talking about religion or politics in public settings, being rude to others, being loud and shouting, talking about bathroom activities, talking about sexual escapades in public, being caddy towards other women, complaining aloud in restaurants about the food, hustling for drinks or no cover charge (don't act cheap/broke, even if you are), wear clothing that reveals your under garments, wearing pajamas outside the home, etc.<br /><br />Am I perfect? Heck no! But I know what behaviors are offensive to others and not very lady-like. I know the type of respectable human being that I have become and I enjoy being around others who are like-minded. I am not prissy in anyway, but I enjoy wearing a dress, painting my nails, and doing my make up. I always say please and thank you with a smile. If I have a problem with something, I do not make a spectacle of the situation, but I pull the situation to the side and politely find a remedy that favors all.<br /><br />A little more about myself: I am a full-time student, single, I wear a fair amount of black and I have a few tahtools, I enjoy doing arts & crafts, hiking, non-smoker, drug-free, I drink socially (but never get drunk), I have a dog, I love cooking and dining, socializing, people-watching, having deep conversations about life, and learning new things. I am super chill, and not at all uptight. <br /><br />If you can hold yourself up in a social situation and you like to go out on the weekends, then email me back and tell me about yourself. All types are welcome (your age, race, gender, sexual orientation, and religious beliefs don't matter to me of course). Just don't be fake and act like someone who you are clearly not, because it will show; however, this would be good practice if you want to work on your etiquette skills. <br /><br />Have a good weekend!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9360821.post-24801488240819045682015-03-14T16:42:31.853-07:002015-03-14T16:42:31.853-07:00male porn starsmale porn starsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9360821.post-79048855676365360052015-03-13T22:07:30.996-07:002015-03-13T22:07:30.996-07:00Porn stars can hump long time because their meat m...Porn stars can hump long time because their meat monsters are insensitive.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9360821.post-65506594567113641392015-03-13T19:39:19.530-07:002015-03-13T19:39:19.530-07:00The DICK and CLITS are the brains. One BIG one LIT...The DICK and CLITS are the brains. One BIG one LITTLE. One STRONG one WEAK.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9360821.post-19914132731097784782015-03-13T19:38:14.167-07:002015-03-13T19:38:14.167-07:00Dick is BIG SCREEN. Clit is trimmed down for TV.Dick is BIG SCREEN. Clit is trimmed down for TV.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9360821.post-34417722064898832792015-03-13T19:37:08.803-07:002015-03-13T19:37:08.803-07:00That is like saying a CHOAD can feel as much as JO...That is like saying a CHOAD can feel as much as JOHN HOLMES. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9360821.post-28717262669968826632015-03-13T19:35:29.542-07:002015-03-13T19:35:29.542-07:00MASS creates MORE. So dick trumps clit.MASS creates MORE. So dick trumps clit.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9360821.post-68587240022025177232015-03-13T12:15:53.584-07:002015-03-13T12:15:53.584-07:00misinformation ^. Penii and clits have the same nu...misinformation ^. Penii and clits have the same number of nerves.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9360821.post-14324584481294070182015-03-13T03:42:39.499-07:002015-03-13T03:42:39.499-07:00if a woman has deep vein thrombosis. she can not h...if a woman has deep vein thrombosis. she can not help lucy stomp the grapes in the black and white loocy show episode. fred mertz had a sweaty vinigury cod piece jock strap.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9360821.post-14099132620014572872015-03-13T03:39:56.972-07:002015-03-13T03:39:56.972-07:00bob dylan is not cool. he never was. joan baez'...bob dylan is not cool. he never was. joan baez's morning breath is more talented than bob dylans left foot pinky toe nail of yellow green dirt impaction barnacle. that toenail can be used to scrap the dried mustard blocking the opening tip of the squirt bottle in the fridge. you are not a real artists. you did not do well in math because your brain is demi-tasse. you are not a real artists but you are haute-smug in behaviour like a carbon copied star schmucks employee with an alum-inati eye of horus tahtool on your chess.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9360821.post-50157385377672773032015-03-12T09:05:24.082-07:002015-03-12T09:05:24.082-07:00even as a young man bob dylan had jaundice liver s...even as a young man bob dylan had jaundice liver skin of unattractive emaciation. in general he looks like a skillet after breaded catfish has been fried.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9360821.post-87208602829669500602015-03-12T09:03:02.571-07:002015-03-12T09:03:02.571-07:00women envy men because they know the penis is just...women envy men because they know the penis is just a giant engorged pleasure clitoris. so men get setch pleasdure 100 times more intense than the tiny female grub worm creates/provides.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com