tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9360821.post4603724373755862412..comments2023-10-20T07:21:03.086-07:00Comments on bentspoon: Nothing? drosspriddlehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06933929044248033587noreply@blogger.comBlogger100125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9360821.post-4643431492874392542015-02-02T22:05:42.395-08:002015-02-02T22:05:42.395-08:00and thar she blows - you know they had a major set...and thar she blows - you know they had a major setback getting this thing put together ( still on land) due to the whole metric/ "standard" measures conflict. You would think that A SPACE STATION's builders would have that part covered, but that damn "standard" system with it's hog's heads and stones and wtf-have you will never die. not till the cylons come back at least.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9360821.post-91965383378333569872015-02-02T16:29:34.073-08:002015-02-02T16:29:34.073-08:00Man #1: Sarah and I went to Disneyland for our hon...Man #1: Sarah and I went to Disneyland for our honeymoon. <br />Man #2: Cool, what did you guys do? <br />Man #1: Well, I rode the rides, and then I took her inside the bathroom and I rode her! Some guy in a Goofy costume was watching us. Dude, we turned Disneyland into Jizzneyland!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9360821.post-34279115736586965362015-02-01T01:01:20.762-08:002015-02-01T01:01:20.762-08:00You are a sexy ethnic woman that was at Starbucks ...You are a sexy ethnic woman that was at Starbucks this afternoon with a friend. I sat near by for a while but moved because I couldn't keep my eyes off your small breasts and didn't want to make you uncomfortable. <br /><br />Can you tell me where this was and where I was sitting?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9360821.post-48785649938050083992015-01-31T20:14:01.031-08:002015-01-31T20:14:01.031-08:00Hi. We are a married couple who is seeking someone...Hi. We are a married couple who is seeking someone to come hang out at our house and play some beer pong. We are 31 (her) and 28 (him) along with our 21 year old niece who is engaged. WE ARE NOT LOOKING FOR ANYTHING MORE THAN JUST BEING FRIENDS. If you want more, than keep looking because we are happily married. We are not 420 friendly because he is allergic to it and we have cats. We are looking for someone to come hang out tonight. You are more than welcome to crash on our couch afterwards until morning (we don't like drunk drivers). Please message back if interested.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9360821.post-19039461723763669352015-01-31T13:56:34.168-08:002015-01-31T13:56:34.168-08:00I'm a 48 yr old artist looking for a lady who&...I'm a 48 yr old artist looking for a lady who's also into art. Someone who's laid back, easy going and enjoys light use of "herb" ( which I love to share ) and wine. A lady who's comfortable with nudity or an avid nudist would be a plus. I'm also into trading non-sexual nude massage and would LOVE to find a lady who is into receiving or trading. I'm health minded and love to talk. Very open minded. I'm in outside sales and in the Eugene area a few times a month. Have some free time in the area and would like to share with a lady friend who's at least 35 yrs old ( no age limit! :-) A hippie type would be ideal!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9360821.post-86059406771232858602015-01-30T16:15:42.246-08:002015-01-30T16:15:42.246-08:00Therefore, anyone who professes to believe in any ...Therefore, anyone who professes to believe in any GOD is insane. So a GOD BELIEVER is just as INSANE and they have something WRONG with their mind. Unless however they don't believe in a GOD and are just using it THE GOD as a tool to dominate and control others.To get power over other people. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9360821.post-85284231004835730462015-01-30T14:02:12.970-08:002015-01-30T14:02:12.970-08:00Late January (mid-winter). Sunshine and wearing sh...Late January (mid-winter). Sunshine and wearing shorts...hiking Spencer's butte yesterday afternoon with friends...amazing panoramic view 10 minutes drive out of town. Friendly smiling people going up and coming down and on top. The coast is an hour away if I want to go. The mountains are an hour away if I want to go. Hot springs! Good to great music and performance art on a daily basis. Wineries, acting and dance classes, pubs and sports bars and seedy dives. Beer and cider crafted right here in town. A university and community college. The list could go on. Out of damn near every city and state in this country, Eugene stands out well above as far as open minded progressive people. It's a small city. Not gonna provide you with the endless maze. Cultural diversity could use a nudge. But then again, having been to damn near every general pocket in the U.S. I've heard the same consistent complaint. The "this shithole" and "these people" complaint. And then you see others who don't complain and aren't dissatistified with what's around them. Even when they live in the real shitholes. What you realize is that a person decides to be happy or decides to be a victim. Pessimism, skepticism, and negative criticism are optional. If you're looking for what's wrong you will find it. And you have. Your bias shapes your experience. It isn't, like you say with that ever American cliche, "rocket science". Speaking of culture, what are you doing to change the culture here? Probably absolutely nothing. Oh the depth...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9360821.post-5345000288650826532015-01-27T00:48:41.644-08:002015-01-27T00:48:41.644-08:00There is no such thing as aliens on Earth, or Bigf...There is no such thing as aliens on Earth, or Bigfoot or "reptilians." There is no such thing as psychic powers, ability to communicate with the dead, and no remote viewers. Crop circles are made by people only - not aliens from another planet. No one is telekinetic. No one can read or control anyone else's mind. Tarot card readers and astrologers and palm readers are con artists and fakes. No one is pyrokinetic, no one can transform elements with their mind. No one is ever abducted by aliens. <br />No one is a witch with magical powers. Anyone who really believes any of this stuff has something wrong with their mind.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9360821.post-2873781112606939682015-01-21T22:59:05.078-08:002015-01-21T22:59:05.078-08:00I want someone to Rick my world. Take me hard and ...I want someone to Rick my world. Take me hard and rough. Someone who is hung, big (tall and chubby), who loves going down for hours. I am 25 tall and a bbw. I want someone to worship my body. This is all about me. I want you to go down on me for ages and then Fuck me hard and rough. Super hot and passionate. A plus if you just start going at it as soon as I walk through your door. Must be able to host. Condoms are a must as well as no anal. Email me if you are interested with height, body type and age. Please be under 42. <br /><br />XoxoAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9360821.post-72605922940928929212015-01-21T16:02:17.833-08:002015-01-21T16:02:17.833-08:00Looking for a dream. Someone to chat with an dream...Looking for a dream. Someone to chat with an dream about..... I'm slim, 5ft 9in, blonde long and strait to my butt. Fashonable, green eyes. I enjoy intamate conversations, not foul mouth. Free spirit, not pushy or rude guys.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9360821.post-82350203406029487682015-01-21T04:47:50.357-08:002015-01-21T04:47:50.357-08:00NO Ray JohnsNO Ray JohnsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9360821.post-86540426082070565492015-01-20T23:38:41.149-08:002015-01-20T23:38:41.149-08:00Looking for a white , clean pure white light skinn...Looking for a white , clean pure white light skinned male. 6 ft tall male. A man. I'd like to exchange body heat for a weekend of laying naked together. I'd like to meet a male who can actively make love without any sexual disfunction in life or bed. Fully functioning. Sexually mature enough to go on a date, spoodle oneself , and then have a conversation with me afterwards that age level is a must. Not open for the dirty adult shop replies, I'm looking for a weekly pro sexual relationship. Someone mentally physically open to being a partner.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9360821.post-50751271037400070792015-01-20T15:52:31.313-08:002015-01-20T15:52:31.313-08:00Just want to find someone who loves massages. I ca...Just want to find someone who loves massages. I can do your back , legs, belly and whatever else you want worked on. This can be a straight massage, pro style or sexy...where you take my hand and guide it to where you want me to rub. It's all up to you. I'm a tall, athletic very chill guy. I have a great job, house and car, just a little bored and lonely today and figured hey let's hang out in front of my fireplace and do this.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9360821.post-14952325354783803832015-01-20T15:37:48.079-08:002015-01-20T15:37:48.079-08:00I was working in the pet section at walmart when y...I was working in the pet section at walmart when you caught my attention. I then walked to the cat snacks area to work and you followed me. You stood in the isle for a few minutes looking at things but I felt like you were trying to think of something to say. At that point you look at me and finally asked "Do you frequent local black metal concerts?" I said that I use to and you said you recognized me, possibly from a Tormentium concert. It has been a while since I went to a concert at all at that point and if I had time that night I would have told you about some of the concerts I use to go to. You then went around the corner then returned asking if you could steal my cart. I said of course and you said "thanks for letting me steal you cart"<br />I would like to meet you while I am not working and talk about music. Until recently I haven't had time or money to go to concerts and I would like to meet someone that can help me reconnect to Choadston's amazing music scene.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9360821.post-20203830603641680832015-01-15T00:15:03.464-08:002015-01-15T00:15:03.464-08:00I'm not looking for love or man of my dreams I...I'm not looking for love or man of my dreams I'm looking for that rock hard 8" meat stick with a tatto that says monster! I'm Lindsay 21 and Im looking for that certain kinda man to come fist my pussy and make me shower him with my come as he smacks my oiled ass!<br /><br />If you think you can handle this and you don't have any sickness on your dick with no beer gut straight teeth and over 5'9" then hit me up ;) don't be shy to bit!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9360821.post-26405538332439881522015-01-14T16:34:34.892-08:002015-01-14T16:34:34.892-08:00CRACKERS says, "FORGET THAT VASELINE! HOLD TH...CRACKERS says, "FORGET THAT VASELINE! HOLD THOSE CHICKENS!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9360821.post-61266399775914691662015-01-14T01:46:08.872-08:002015-01-14T01:46:08.872-08:00Of course all was innocent betwixt frat boys Mohan...Of course all was innocent betwixt frat boys Mohandas & Hermie. Who hasn't dipped their toes in Vaseline? Also, sexy Eleanor Roosevelt was not a muff-diver! She was dutiful wife to her cousin & fretful mother to their inbred brood. Rock Hudson had a wife for the love of God! Jim Nabors played a marine. Abe Lincoln shared a bed with Joshua Speed for five years merely for warmth. Kenyan Obama owns a lifetime membership to Chicago's private Man's Country bath house. These things mean nothing!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9360821.post-79636307777267527432015-01-13T05:17:53.229-08:002015-01-13T05:17:53.229-08:00Lakschmee from THE KARMIS.Lakschmee from THE KARMIS.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9360821.post-88185530494322682292015-01-12T00:21:20.886-08:002015-01-12T00:21:20.886-08:00This is only a wonderful mental therapy, pure virg...This is only a wonderful mental therapy, pure virgin relaxation for the brain is the sound of nature.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9360821.post-81393473197279713462015-01-10T01:27:24.676-08:002015-01-10T01:27:24.676-08:00The old codger cut off the top of his hat so that ...The old codger cut off the top of his hat so that he could free up and proudly display his cloud hair.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9360821.post-65228607694418326222015-01-09T22:26:12.634-08:002015-01-09T22:26:12.634-08:00Frank: What's that smell?!
Nick: You just far...Frank: What's that smell?! <br />Nick: You just farted <br />Frank: Oh I must of forgartedAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9360821.post-33934473259121217532015-01-08T17:27:21.087-08:002015-01-08T17:27:21.087-08:00What I assume was my inner God started to show me ...What I assume was my inner God started to show me strange visions of the letter C which I could not quite figure out.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9360821.post-82996324670370340742015-01-08T13:12:37.624-08:002015-01-08T13:12:37.624-08:00the first word of any answer given by a know-it-al...the first word of any answer given by a know-it-all douchebag, said to give the effect that they were already speaking when you asked your question or requested their opinion, in order to feign superiority or to imply that they knew what you wanted to know before you inquired.<br /><br />Man: "What sort of food does that restaurant serve?" <br />Know-It-All Douche: "So, they have asian fusion and cali fresh, not that you would know what those things aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrre..."<br /><br />Man: "Is that new game any good?" <br />Know-It-All Douche: "So, this game was developed on the new platform, not that you could understaaaaaaaaaaaaand it..."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9360821.post-1921639561267240112015-01-08T12:44:48.178-08:002015-01-08T12:44:48.178-08:00A guy walks by a girl on a couch with her cat. The...A guy walks by a girl on a couch with her cat. They start talking: <br />Girl: hey, do you want to pet my pussy? <br />Guy: sure, if you get the damn cat out of the way!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9360821.post-23757658564258439492015-01-07T23:11:00.457-08:002015-01-07T23:11:00.457-08:00It seems a curious choice for someone to say “I’m ...It seems a curious choice for someone to say “I’m based out of New York” to mean merely “I live in New York.” I suppose that the use of based in this context could represent an effort to distance oneself from the place lived in: I’m based in New York for now, but my real home is in Alabama.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com