Sunday, May 30, 2010



Truman Bentley, Jr.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

"This is hilarious! Its like The Church Of The Sub Genius taken to the next level ! Its not hate or racist. Its a noir parody! Total GENIUS! An awesome read!" Renaldo Delgado, Sao Paulo, Brasil

Anonymous said...

"This is AWESOME! Vivid GENIUS! GENIUS! Its not hate or racist. It leaves me wanting MORE! This is total next level shit! He's a TWISTED GENIUS! He's a ROCK STAR! Its DUH BAUM!" Bernie Cohn, Chevy Chase, Md., U.S.A.

Anonymous said...

"Are you kidding? Homophobic? No Way! I'm Pre Op Transgender and after reading this it is my conclusion Truman Bentley Jr. is a Sex Kitten! I wanna love him down! I wanna have his baby!" Felice' Enticement-A.K.A."Working Girl", San Fransisco, CA. U.S.A.

Anonymous said...

"Truman must be trill!" Betheny Anderson, Yazoo, Miss. U.S.A.

Anonymous said...

"I was going to become a man like Chastity Bono. Then I heard about Truman Bentley Jr. so, I started reading his writings. I postponed the surgery! I'm just like Chrissie from THE PRETENDERS with RAY DAVIES! I want to have his BABY! I'm swooning! SWOONING! I'm a HOT MESS! I NEED HIS SEED!" Sissy Johnston, Yonkers New York, U.S.A.

Anonymous said...

Truman, Truman! Is this you writing all these comments? I'm gonna tell everyone! No one wants to have your baby. You look like Vivian on the BBC TV program THE YOUNG ONES! You also have fencing scars on your face. I SSSEEN YOU walking your mom's Schitzu in the park. You live in the basement of your mom's house in Des Plains Illinois! YOU LIAR! Michael Busch, Marquette Park, Illinois, U.S.A.

Anonymous said...

"In 1983 I was listening to NICK GILDER singing HOT CHILD IN THE CITY, Ya'll done too late! Ya'lls naysty hot selfs.Ya'll better leave that man alone. Talkin' bout ya'll wanna have his baby. Please child!" Velona Anderson, Ft. Smith Arkansas, U.S.A.

Anonymous said...

"Man he Crazy! He Trippin'! But he wrote some good shit. Some of that shit real. Aliens do try and get you." Tina Ortez, Phoenix, AZ. U.S.A.

WEE-HOO said...

Oh Tru, brilliant.
Boss, Tru is brilliant. Don't be so jealous.

Anonymous said...

I want to have his BABY!

Unity Miford, England

drosspriddle said...

i will admit you have a pretty good sense of humour, Truman, you just have to learn to toe the line... there are certain standards that must be maintained... you just gotta learn to "check" some of your more baser instincts, that's all... and same goes for you, "don't call me Unity"

Anonymous said...

Lighten up! Look what movie JERRY SEINFELD got caught by NEWMAN making out in. NONE of TRUMAN'S writings go that far tasteless and shocking. Chill Pril!

E.Eddie Eastman, Rochester New York U.S.A.

Anonymous said...

"Nothin' gets in my way, not even locked doors, don't follow the lines that been laid before!" Truman stole my song!

Pete Townsend, Internet Dabbler, Global Village

WEE-HOO said...

Maybe we should all be as base as -Karen Eliot- ? What do you think... I think a pervert girl who is really a guy... is more base than a newsletter meant to be a joke.

drosspriddle said...

okay, truman, i removed my nasty judgemental comment, you're still on the watch list tho, so buck up!

as for you, Unity, i'll be moderating you.

Anonymous said...

"Everyone should just MAYONNAISE. Mayonnaise is the opposite of DADA-FLUXUS. MAYONAISSE is cool and lasts a long time if left to CHILL in the fridge. A jar of MAYONAISSE stays fresh way past the time it takes to grow a GURU PITKA BEARD. Everyone grow beards and like the LOTUS FLOWER focus on TRUMAN WHO IS ART, for he alone is THE GREAT MASTER." Vindahwho Vilaisse,SADHI-GURU teacher of all that embodies the great SWAMI TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. Canrun, Burma.