#402, 734 - 2nd Ave. NW,
That's where i learned'bout my saturated fats, on the street.
So that is what was all over that pro-py-laptic you sent Ross.
"Get the butter"
We are what we eat, said a wise old man,And Lord, if that's true, I'm a garbage can!At oleomargarine I'll never mutter,For the road to hell is spread with butter.And cake is cursed, and cream is awful,And Satan is hiding in every waffle.Give me this day my daily slice—But cut it thin and toast it twice.
I covered my girlfriend in butter in the summer in Georgia. We had a plastic sheet on the bed. The 1970ish coincidentally yellow shag carpet was protected with towels leading to the shower. We slithered and made love. Then took a shower. It took forever to get the butter washed away. Her hair was sort of greasy for several days. It was fun but something you can only do once. Too much work.
Here's a funny butter commercial. from Piggly Wiggly on youtube.
Kramer covered in butter attracted the appetite of NEWMAN.
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