Truman. This is the musician MOBY. You are truly made of STARS. But lay off the bowler hats. I don't wear one all the time. It interfers with the effects of my Rogaine. Next time you are visiting BECK call me and I might meet you all for lunch. I'll bring my hat too. P.S. Thanks for the big flat rate box of Newsletters.
In my psychic-chotic communications with THE SUN, he has been instructed to send photo-pulse rays to create intense mellow-nomas on the skin of all sun worshippers this summer. The sun is my friend and his radiant heat sculpts flesh like Arno Breker. The Collective Minds of Truman are using THOUGHT to magnify solar energy to nurture can-suh in all his detractors and their kith & kin. "Can-suh" you are the greatest artist of all.
He's scarey!!
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Truman. This is the musician MOBY. You are truly made of STARS. But lay off the bowler hats. I don't wear one all the time. It interfers with the effects of my Rogaine. Next time you are visiting BECK call me and I might meet you all for lunch. I'll bring my hat too. P.S. Thanks for the big flat rate box of Newsletters.
ReplyDeleteTruman. TOP HATS have more of a MASONIC feel. You should start wearing a top hat.
ReplyDeleteHe's not SCAREY Spice, he's SPORTY SPICE!
ReplyDeleteFree Speech is only SCAREY to OPPRESSORS.
ReplyDeleteTruman is THE RITZ of CRACKERS!
ReplyDeleteTo the SCAREY commentor. You are only jealous because TRUMAN looks more like a woman than your mother.
ReplyDeleteLook foos TRUMAN IS essen-shu OILS!
ReplyDeleteTruman needs some MANDELAY.
ReplyDeleteTRUMAN BENTLEY JR. has snakes in his head.
ReplyDeleteTruman Bentley Jr. might be THE NEW ART DIRECTION.
ReplyDeleteThen again Richard Simmons could be an astronaut.
Like they say, he ain't no king and he ain't no doctor.
Truman has got ya'll HOSED!
ReplyDeleteHe got ya'll HOSED!
THE HOSE OF BETTY!
TRUMAN is THE ART FOOL!
ReplyDeleteTAKE A GRIN!
Make him stop! Please, for the love of all, please make him stop!
ReplyDelete"Mr. Sane is quite lovely in his dress."
ReplyDeleteTRUMAN BENTLEY JR.
In my psychic-chotic communications with THE SUN, he has been instructed to send photo-pulse rays to create intense mellow-nomas on the skin of all sun worshippers this summer. The sun is my friend and his radiant heat sculpts flesh like Arno Breker. The Collective Minds of Truman are using THOUGHT to magnify solar energy to nurture can-suh in all his detractors and their kith & kin. "Can-suh" you are the greatest artist of all.
ReplyDeleteTRUMAN BENTLEY JR.
Hi Truman, it's been a long time.
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