I was listening to TINY TIM'S Second Album, The Kingston Trio Live at The Hungry "I", then Aimee sent me the 90 minute Guthrie /Nico mix cassette. I almost want to ride the rails like that scene in PEE WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE singing Little Brown Jug, and Big Rock Candy Mountain. Thanks Amy! Now I'm singing Operation Pink ballads! I might join The Abraham Lincoln Brigade!
Get the chemicals. Make an 8,1/2"X11" rubber stamp of this. De-gut an old Lap Top. Go to a fabric store. Buy a piece of foam rubber. Glue it in the lap top lid. Glue the rubber stamp to a thin board with a raised peg handle. Lay it on top of the sponge covered in black acrylic paint. Close the lap top. As you walk around, like a good little student, put WOODY wherever he would look best. SPREAD WOODY!
Krylon makes too much noise with the spray and metal ball can shaking. Wakes up people and dogs. If you mix a good slurry on the sponge of black acrylic you can stamp a lot in complete silence. Also acrylic latex washes out with water. You can clean the sponge and stamper easy. Hollowed out books work good too. For side walks Build a sturdy card board shell for a shopping bag. Have french bread and celery sticking out of the bag. Sit the bag down as if you are tying your shoe. Then reach in the bag. Stencil cut in bottom use a paint roller with latex. Take a log walk home. If your acting skills and prop is good no one will ever figure it out.
1995 is over. In fact it is an insignificant date. AIMEE CARLSTON is now the total paint drippin', silk screenin', real mail artist of mail art. I'm not mail art. In fact I want mail art to exist only so people shall waste their talent and time on it. But Aimee Carstun is quick creating REAL ART so she can be the boss of it all. Art should be kicked, dismantled and mocked. All artists are going to be enslaved in the future as beasts of burden. Everyone promote Angie Carstin so she can be THE STAR and make all the other art schmucks jealous.
Ross. Open an account at Calgary's most exclusive jewelry store to commission a crown for the PRINCESS OF MAIL ART AIMEE CARSON. Post the address so every mail artist the world over can send money to fund its creation. Aimee Carson is OFFICIALLY CORONATED HER MAGESTY PRINCESS OF ALL MAIL ART. Everyone else is just a chamber maid.
AMY CARLSTON is opening three Galleries in the Dallas area this week with drive through window EXCHANGE SERVICE. Drop off a piece of your art from home for her to destroy and you get a free ROSS PRIDDLE silk screened T-Shirt. The drive throughs are open 24-7-365 in the Dallas Fort Worth area.
Focus not on HANNAH HOCH, but ANNE HECHE. Ellen DEGENERES through her over for Portia, but you can admire the face structure of Anne. Her face radiates not DEPECHE MODE but HECHE MODE.
I was watching the film THE KEEP on Betamax and the soundtrack reminded me to listen to TANGERINE DREAM. Did you know that THE MAIL ART ASSOCIATION has bestowed the title on Rachel Carson, TANGERINE DREAM.
GOD DAMN! TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. IS BETTER THAN EVERYBODY ELSE!
Send him $10.00 and he'll send you his autographed picture to look at as you lay in bed at night. TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. 3219 CARDEN DRIVE COSCUMBUS GEORGIA 31907-2143 U.S.A.
Amy Carson has two college degrees and she is working on her PHD. She has a BIG job at the University and plenty of money and owns land with oil wells. She is better. And her shoe size is five because she is a model. She has to turn down high paying modeling jobs because she has to sleep sometime.
AMY CARSON alone is the best FEMALE ARTIST. All the other girl artists create stupid STUPID junk. Not art but STUPID JUNK. If they were in art class right now that mean fat boy Terry needs to get a dusty chalkboard eraser and bounce it off their head creating a dust cloud and a print on the side of their head. Then the entire class needs to point their finger at them and laugh until they CRY! CRY! CCCCRY! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HEE! HEE! HEE! P.S. No matter how much you think you are an artist or want to be an artist, well you are NEVER AN ARTIST because you are just NOTHING. You are not an artist. Not annnnnn artist. Nope. Not an artist.
I was listening to TINY TIM'S Second Album, The Kingston Trio Live at The Hungry "I", then Aimee sent me the 90 minute Guthrie /Nico mix cassette. I almost want to ride the rails like that scene in PEE WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE singing Little Brown Jug, and Big Rock Candy Mountain. Thanks Amy! Now I'm singing Operation Pink ballads! I might join The Abraham Lincoln Brigade!
ReplyDeleteSincerely,
Harmonicat
I like ARRRRLO GUTHRIE, for he is far more CHAPPHE-QUA.
ReplyDeleteHow much are these things going for, Amie? And how about the "Hard Travelin'" pillows?
ReplyDeleteGet the chemicals. Make an 8,1/2"X11" rubber stamp of this. De-gut an old Lap Top. Go to a fabric store. Buy a piece of foam rubber. Glue it in the lap top lid. Glue the rubber stamp to a thin board with a raised peg handle. Lay it on top of the sponge covered in black acrylic paint. Close the lap top. As you walk around, like a good little student, put WOODY wherever he would look best. SPREAD WOODY!
ReplyDeleteSincerely,
Speed Ball
Stadium Seat Cushions Ross, and Vehicle Spare Tire covers too.
ReplyDeleteRoss. Why is Canada's government so far to the right now.
ReplyDeleteAimee Carlston is the most beautifuler. All the other DOGS are BISCUIT EATERS.
ReplyDeleteThey all got ffffffleas!
We voted for SATAN.
ReplyDeletedont have any more. blew the screen out to use for something else.
ReplyDeletekrylon
ReplyDeleteKrylon makes too much noise with the spray and metal ball can shaking. Wakes up people and dogs. If you mix a good slurry on the sponge of black acrylic you can stamp a lot in complete silence. Also acrylic latex washes out with water. You can clean the sponge and stamper easy. Hollowed out books work good too. For side walks Build a sturdy card board shell for a shopping bag. Have french bread and celery sticking out of the bag. Sit the bag down as if you are tying your shoe. Then reach in the bag. Stencil cut in bottom use a paint roller with latex. Take a log walk home. If your acting skills and prop is good no one will ever figure it out.
ReplyDeleteAimee. Please make a screen of KARL KOLCHAK and one of DR. ZACHERY SMITH.
ReplyDeleteAimee IMMEDIATELY start making silk screens of CHER'S daughter/son CHAZ! Chaz is JOHN CANDY reincarnated!
ReplyDeleteAmie's gonna do Jerry Garcia first.
ReplyDeleteNot Jerry. ZAPPA!
ReplyDelete1995 is over. In fact it is an insignificant date. AIMEE CARLSTON is now the total paint drippin', silk screenin', real mail artist of mail art. I'm not mail art. In fact I want mail art to exist only so people shall waste their talent and time on it. But Aimee Carstun is quick creating REAL ART so she can be the boss of it all. Art should be kicked, dismantled and mocked. All artists are going to be enslaved in the future as beasts of burden. Everyone promote Angie Carstin so she can be THE STAR and make all the other art schmucks jealous.
ReplyDeleteAmy Calsohn is PHYLLIS DILLER!
ReplyDeleteyup
ReplyDeleteWho dddddared say YUP on the sly. One uh them wicked step sisters. Amy Carsohn is CINDERELLA!
ReplyDeleteAmy Carson can silk screen. That means she is REAL!
ReplyDeleteRoss. Open an account at Calgary's most exclusive jewelry store to commission a crown for the PRINCESS OF MAIL ART AIMEE CARSON. Post the address so every mail artist the world over can send money to fund its creation. Aimee Carson is OFFICIALLY CORONATED HER MAGESTY PRINCESS OF ALL MAIL ART. Everyone else is just a chamber maid.
ReplyDeleteAMY CARLSTON is opening three Galleries in the Dallas area this week with drive through window EXCHANGE SERVICE. Drop off a piece of your art from home for her to destroy and you get a free ROSS PRIDDLE silk screened T-Shirt. The drive throughs are open 24-7-365 in the Dallas Fort Worth area.
ReplyDeleteFocus not on HANNAH HOCH, but ANNE HECHE. Ellen DEGENERES through her over for Portia, but you can admire the face structure of Anne. Her face radiates not DEPECHE MODE but HECHE MODE.
ReplyDeleteTruman. You got a typo. It is THREW not THROUGH.
ReplyDeleteI was watching the film THE KEEP on Betamax and the soundtrack reminded me to listen to TANGERINE DREAM. Did you know that THE MAIL ART ASSOCIATION has bestowed the title on Rachel Carson, TANGERINE DREAM.
ReplyDeleteGOD DAMN! TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. IS BETTER THAN EVERYBODY ELSE!
ReplyDeleteSend him $10.00 and he'll send you his autographed picture to look at as you lay in bed at night.
TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.
3219 CARDEN DRIVE
COSCUMBUS GEORGIA
31907-2143
U.S.A.
Amy Carson has two college degrees and she is working on her PHD. She has a BIG job at the University and plenty of money and owns land with oil wells. She is better.
ReplyDeleteAnd her shoe size is five because she is a model. She has to turn down high paying modeling jobs because she has to sleep sometime.
ONLY Amy Carson has ART THINK.
ReplyDeleteOnly AMY CARSON is pretty. The rest of you women look like CHAZ.
ReplyDeleteCHAZ! YOU ARE CHAZ!
ReplyDeleteOH LORD! LOOK DOWN IN MY BOX! MY DING-A-LING IS ON FIRE!
ReplyDeleteNo. Amimdee Curstin should gain lots uh weight and change her name to MANDER.
ReplyDeleteAMY CARSON alone is the best FEMALE ARTIST. All the other girl artists create stupid STUPID junk. Not art but STUPID JUNK. If they were in art class right now that mean fat boy Terry needs to get a dusty chalkboard eraser and bounce it off their head creating a dust cloud and a print on the side of their head. Then the entire class needs to point their finger at them and laugh until they CRY! CRY! CCCCRY! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HEE! HEE! HEE!
ReplyDeleteP.S. No matter how much you think you are an artist or want to be an artist, well you are NEVER AN ARTIST because you are just NOTHING. You are not an artist. Not annnnnn artist. Nope. Not an artist.
ONLY AMY CARSON IS AN ARTIST.
You got buggers.
ReplyDeleteAimee Carson voted the only real female artist in the world. Voted by unanimous agreement by allll the fat art boys.
ReplyDeleteRoss rename your blog
ReplyDeleteTHE ART AGITATOR.