#402, 734 - 2nd Ave. NW,
TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. IS THE BEST FOOD!
Which brings to mind the question: should white or red be served with a helping of Truman Bentley Jr.?
What goes well with ham?
DSM-IV 301.9, but then we all knew that didn't we?Meds don't really help here, very tough on those around him.
Ever since Truman had his hystorectomy he hasn't been able to have babies.
Truman Bentley Jr. despises his family. Especially the trash married in from Virginia. Car hops from THE TASTY FREEZE. Blood suckers. CHEAP COMMON AND TACKY, more common than flowers in the country. Read The Newsletter. Read about PURE TRASH! The relatives of Truman Bentley Jr., his scum family. Send $1.00 or stamps to TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. 3219 CARDEN DRIVE COSCUMBUS GEORGIA 31907-2143 U.S.A. Learn about how TRASHY and SCUM the family members of TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.'s family are. TTTTTRASH!
Going to sleep. Those BIG CATS were sharpening their tushies on the curb. I saw them. That's why I checked into the MENTAL HOSPITAL before they could ketch me asleep. I know their game. Now I'm safe. No Freddy Krugar tushie big cat can get into the twin bed single occupancy rooms of the mental hospital. Nurse Alice gave me a square of green jello to soothe my tumich cause the NAMENDA makes me quezzy. Going night-night. Talk to ya'll to-mah-ree!
Mail art people are just a bunch of losers. A few worship Truman. Most of Truman's followers are from other areas of life. Truman is just agitating the mail art scene as territory to conquer in his WORLD MIND CONTROL MOVEMENT. Truman seeks to have all become obsessed with MAJOR MATT MASON action figures. The mail art scene is now in a trance. Truman is far beyond Bob Dobbs.
Dr. Sane loves Truman's STENCH. It reminds him of how his mother's chemotherapy wig smelled.
Dr. Sane. Looook into my eyessssss. You have mesotheliomaaaaaaa.
Truman has dials on his pry-een-yus that are adjusted to make it take off or land.
Do you love and worship your god? Truman laughs at your god and Truman turns people away from your god. All god people need to wear plastic shoes with no socks to get blisters.
All PASS AND ADDS that are sent to TRUMAN shall be changed to only have 100% Truman's address. Because NO ONE ELSE IS AN ARTIST. ONLY TRUMAN CREATES ART.
When Truman gets FLUXUS BUCKS he tears them up and puts them in the trash. Everybody's literature and art are all torn up and put in the trash because that is the only place it needs to be.
Fluxus Bucks are not real art.
Yikes! It's late. Gotta put this computer back or I lose my free time priviledges tomorrow!
Orange Juice. Two bacon strips. A pancake. Grits. Coffee. And a glass of coca cola. Free mental health services provided by the state. The national government has decided that qualifying complying with treatment patients are entitled to INPATIENT CARE up to six months hospitalization in state funded facilities. Occupational therapy also provides work income for the patient too. I am currently dismantling old refrigerator compressors that were exchanged for GREEN REFRIGERATORS. Rule is patients can only work 4-6 hours a day. 6 times five is 30. Four weeks in a month. 120hrs. per month. Ten dollars an hour. Six months times 120hrs. I'll be able to buy a TRIUMPH, AUSTIN HEALEY, MG, or VESPA when I leave.
Does You-Know-Who declare the income from The Newsletter on his tax returns? There's got to be a lot of "grits" coming in from that.
Millions per day. Look at the yachts on Miami beach.
MILLLIONS PER DAY! Two white panel vans are required each day. Sometimes three to bring the duffle bags full of letters begging to purchase the Newsletter. The staffers have inhaled so much dirt and dust from counting the millions of dollars every two days they contracted bronchitis. Workers must also take week breaks every two months due to carpal tunnel syndrome caused by counting the mmmmmillions of dollahs! Truman is now in negotiations with Great Britain to buy an island in the Bahamas to declare the nation of TRUMAN BENTLEY JR IS GOD. The British last name allows Truman to become a MBE title recipient. Once the nation is sovereign and a part of the U.N., its navy shall land teams from u-boats to go about removing art and artists degreed UNART from the planet. THE NEWSLETTER IS A SOVEREIGN NATION!
Which brings to mind the question: should white or red be served with a helping of Truman Bentley Jr.?They make white Dr. Pepper?
Send $1.00 or stamps to TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. 3219 CARDEN DRIVE COSCUMBUS GEORGIA 31907-2143 U.S.A. Learn about RAY JOHNSON.
Send $1.00 in fluxus bucks or stamps to TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. 3219 CARDEN DRIVE COSCUMBUS GEORGIA 31907-2143 U.S.A. Learn about THE ETERNAL GENIUS OF RAY JOHNSON.
I have a dollar and some stamps that are burning a hole in my pocket, any good ideas on what I could do with them? Hint: I like boring repetitious shit. Any suggestions? Hello? Anyone home?
A dollah an zum stamps yoo say, why looky hear! Send $1.00 or stamps to RAY JOHNSON JR. 3219 CARDEN DRIVE COLUMBUS GEORGIA 31907-2143 U.S.A. Learn about RAY JOHNSON, FATHER OF ALL ART.
No Whut? Foh an eggstra dollah i hears ole Turman will stuff sum eggstra "connotations" in de embellope foh ya. Dazza bargim a twice de prize! de NEWSLETTER an all yukon eat "connotations" wuddaya sey?
Y'all say "connotations"? My oh my dassa free dollar whir, now youzza REALLY peeked my inter-trust yessirreee!m Um gomma cent in my dollahs too day NEWSLETTER. Where izzit? THE NEWSLETTERc/o TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. 3219 CONNOTATIONS DRIVE COLUMBUS GEORGIA 31907-2143 U.S.A.
BURNING A HOLEBoring repititious.Ross saysNO REPETITION!NO REPETITION!NO REPETITION!So READ THE NEWSLETTER!
But will it peek my interest?
Ross said it! DR. Sane is shut out. He's BLACK BALLED. He just ain't gone git an HORS D'VORS. An OR-DERVE! DR. SANE. You jist gone get the cold shoulder. Sit in the snow outside the window with the LITTLE MATCH GIRL, cold and trembly in the snow sitting in the flower bed. Everyone else is inside eating RAISIN CAKES and bowls of grits. Bye bye! You off the list. Ross said he ain't even gone post your crayon drawlings. So go sign up in a community college poetry class so you can be the jester of the captive audiance. You ain't got no tread on yo'shoe. Yuh brot-bunion-flip-flop! And quit looking at them WELL ADJUSTED BOYS. HA! HA! HA! QUICK! GIVE HIM SOME TISSUE! BEFORE HE GITS ALL OVER THE FLOW!ART MEANT TUH BE TOW UP!EF OFF DAHKTUH SANE!IN THE WORDS OF bob dylanTHE TINES THEY ARE UH CHAAIN GIN!
Dr. Sane isn't the problem. I am.
Problem solved! I will now take my meds as ordered.
Look at the lay out of this master piece. It took him over ten seconds to create it. Skipper and Gilligan want their PF FLYER back.
Look at that chicken popping out of that bun on that collage. That is not the food for the poor people.
CANCER is nature saying NO! NOT YOU! YOU AREN'T ON THE TEAM!
Anybody Truman does not like he is removing from all PASS AND ADDS. Because they are not allowed to come to THE SKATE CENTER birthday party fun time day.
Theo is not colour blind. He sees in PEPPERLAND VISION. Everything looks like animation cells from The Beatles APPLE CORPS film THE YELLOW SUBMARINE.
Some people need POLIO FDR leg braces to hold up their SUMO Walrus flesh avalanche self. After a hot shower they look like a freshly opened can of SPAM. Psoriosis splotchy all PPPOODGED. Crying in the mirror, oh dear lord god, why did you make me like this, and god answers, YOU ARE MY IDEA OF A GOOD JOKE. Because while LOVEY and THURSTON HOWELL wear PARTY ATTIRE on THE ISLAND, Skipper and Gilligan are doing god knows what in their hut. The Professor with his academia wear is an EGGHEAD and the camps are full of EGGHEADS. Spell some words correctly. Then they ain't got sense to not drink after or associate with the likes of annointed monkeys. Even MOOGUHLEE in THE JUNGLE BOOK didn't degrade his TARZAN by jiving with the chimps. Bob Dylan said THE TINES THEY ARE UH CHAIN-GIN. He is right. Bob Dylan ought to take a tub soak. Then bottle his tub water for the progressives to deuce with. The tines they are uh chain gin. Now teeth people. In the film SOMETHING ABOUT MARY, don't get those matt Dillon CHOPPERS. You'll look real crazy. And another thing. You so called artists. You produce no quality nor quantity. Why not. Why can't you all ART? it is because YOU ARE NOT A REAL ARTIST. You YOU are just a bore. Buy a Christmas Tree. Decorate it with pairs of TOENAIL CLIPPERS. This was an ASEMIC MIND BOGGLE story-poem-yes. Uterus? And rememberROSS PRIDDLE IS A NEOCON.
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