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Satan is always true to his word. Many of us are well aware of how our lives were straightened out after we made a commitment to Satan. He snaps us into line, guides us, and directs us to what we need to do to be focused and happy. When we dedicate our souls to him, we are always under his protection and he is always there for us. Satan has ALWAYS been there for me. There were times when I was having problems and Father Satan came to me before I even had to ask and helped me out.
Ross. They are serving roast beef in the cafeteria! Anyone who cleans their plate gets two KIT KAT BARS! I caint pass this up. Ross I wanna respond, but KIT KATS cccccall me! Its me. I go home on Monday if I reach the next level in the treatment program. Just thought I'd let ya'll know I didn't post that last one. My idea of the devil is more like Paul Lynde UNCLE ARTHUR on the TV show BEWITCHED! Anyway. Gotta git muh KIT KATS!
Ross Priddle. The computer in the hospital ain't got no printer. The one at home out of ink. See if you can print me a copy of that PAUL LYNDE autographed picture Dr. Sane attached. I want to use it for the cover of the next Newsletter. Send me a paper copy if yuh can.
Ross. I just was told I have mail from, Stan, Nick, Thompson, Todd, Erik Disorder,Julie Jeffries, and several others. I have one hour after nine to answer mail in the hospital before medicine and lights out. It might be tomorrow before I can respond to all the goons on this Bentpoon. Think about it. BENTspoon. Bentley. Kinda ironic isn't it. And I am writing you from the BUG HOUSE too. HA! HA! HA!
The REAL MAIL ARTIST says.Strange Truman. The more you dog out RAY JOHNSON, the more you are connected with him and actually you are becoming the new RAY JOHNSON. How you like them tangerines?
This is some real CHURCH OF SATAN stuff. This guy is like the artist COOP. His work is top shelf. The vibe-mojo in this work is there. He's tapped in to LUCIFER! Does Kenneth Anger know about him?
I can't believe what I just read. FATHER SATAN. Is he like FATHER CHRI-MUSS?
This posting is PROOF thatROSS PRIDDLE has embraced the power that is SATAN!ROSS PRIDDLE IS IN LEAGUE WITHSSSSSSSSSSATAN!
Ross. Tell everyone you are now only posting PRO-SATANIC art.BECAUSEROSS PRIDDLE GOT HIS DEVIL WINGS!
This artist is trying to out do THOMPSON.
Ross priddle says, RAY JOHNSON is out!SATAN LUCIFER IS IN!SATAN IS THE PURPOSE OF MAIL ART!SATAN ART! SATAN ART! SATAN ART!THINK COOP!
********************************All who do not agree with Ross' new format. Satan is sending his little GREMLIN daemon entities to mess up your hot water heater and to create plumbing problems in your house. Also the refrigerator shall start leaking. All major appliances shall start going ON THE FRITZ. Also your car shall have engine and transmission troubles. Flats on busy roads making you late! Unless, you too agree to WORSHIP SATAN. Get a piece of paper and WRITE OUT YOUR OATH TO SATAN. Sign it. Then burn it on the patio grill. Only then can you shop in the IKEA store and order nice things from THE LAND'S END catalogue. SATAN is in charge of FASHION, ART, AND STYLE. Geeziss is in charge of humble, plain things. FLASHY GLAMOUR IS WITCHERY! Amish know! They have HEIMUT and DAIMUT.
Hey all you mail art people. You need to put your EYE on YOU! Instead of clickin' on that I-PHONE. Clickin' on them APPS all day. You need to EYE them ABS! That belly is outta control! Wearin' pajama looking joggin' clothes and loose big t-shirts. What is that? Ever' body knows that BEH-LEE is outta control! Get you some ABS not some APPS. Good gawd-uh-mighty! That big jelly is jjjjjiggly!
Ross. Quit listening to MEN WITHOUT HATS THE SAFETY DANCE.
FLUXUS ART CALLSend Ross Priddle photographs the size of post cards of your BUTTER TEETH or a friend's. The TORONTO MUSEUM OF FINE ZART is hosting a ROSS PRIDDLE INSTALLATION in December. CalledFLUXUS BUTTER TEETHTry and send the BUTTER TEETH images to Ross ASAP. THANKS!
NEW DAY.Awe llllllawds, those KIT CAT BARS. The glass uh milt. That roast beef! Awe llllawds! It done blew me out! Muh colon! I done stunk up the entire hallway! GOOWDT DAWD!
Ross Priddle is the FRANK LLOYD WRIGHT of ASEMIC ART.
Ross' two zine envelope is proof that NEWSLETTER ENERGY has motivated Ross to walk on all their egg shells. Ross Priddle has broken free from THE CIRCLE JERK. Hopefully never to resume the DAISY CHAIN.NO REPETITION.
A PRO-UMLooking in the coin slot kangaroo pouch vagina.What does an amerikin do with a canadian twenty dollar bill.Namurt LeBent Jr.April, 1975
PSYCHIC POWERS ABILITYWatch the news onPAUL McCARTNEY
From now on I promise to take my meds.
@trumanI have a used butt-plug that I'd like to trade for a subscription to the NEWSLETTER, you game for that?
Dr. Sane has a used butt plug.
Dr. Sane knows how to spell spell VACCUMM
Dr. Sane. Since the last election the Western World is officially defiled. You are proof. An intelligence like yours discussing butt plugs while the band plays on the Titanic. The West is over. It got what it deserved. Keep writing strong. You are like a ghost howling in Ross' abandoned house called BENTSPOON. Someone has to haunt this empty place. Might as well be your intellect. Without your spook show there would be no BENTSPOON. And remember Dr. Sane, I'm all the kids that made fun of you in school.
Ross should produce a zine a day if possible.
Compound W and Lamisil Dr. Sane. And quit biting your nails.
Dr. Sane. Buy yourself copies of the original STAR TREK.I mean STAR TRACK.
The goal of THE ANTI FLUXUS LEAGUE is to purchase all copies of the HANS SPINCTER film with the flying bowler hats and carbonize it. However before it is removed from reality the images of the people with the rotten teeth shall be used as models to create plastic HILLBILLY TEETH. So in the future THE FLUXUS IMAGE will no longer be a hat but ROTTEN TEETH. Notice how 99.9% of all Fluxus so called art freak-people have PARKAY THICK BUTTUH-PECAN CONE BREAD TEEFUSSES. This is perfect as an image for FLUXUS. As the name FLUXUS sounds like a tooth paste but isn't, so instead of a NICE SMILE all FLUXUS PEOPLE have rotten smiles. Cavernous buttered up thick plaque ginivitis stained TOOFUSSES. The good thing about ROTTEN FLUX TEETH is they get bacteria infections that settle in their withered hearts creating CONGESTIVE HEART FAILURE. The new symbol of FLUXUS ART is a set of plastic clip in faux hillbilly teeth. Now don't get in a panick and go brush. Lay down on the lawn on a bright day and smile. Woodpeckers shall fly down and peck out all the barnacles and buttered up plaque decay.
THE ANTI FLUXUS LEAGUE IS BORN!
One activity of the ANTI FLUXUS LEAGUE is to watch for flyers advertising FLUXUS ARTISTS AND RELATED show/installations. Then ANTI FLUXUS LEAGUE MEMBERS canvass the area pulling down all flyers taped and stapled to utility poles. All those YARD SALE signs and staples are an eyesore. So as quickly as the flyers go up they come down. Then neatly stacked the flyers are taken to an ANTI FLUXUS LEAGUE MEMBER'S Animal Clinic. The flyers shall be used to line CAT LITTER BOXES. Many citizens are happy as ANTI FLUXUS LEAGUE MEMBERS also remove all flyers tacked to trees and poles. This cleans up the community. Why is it FUN to pull down flyers? Because those FLUXUS people HAVE NOTHING TO SAY. FLUXUS IS OVER! EAT CAKE! BUT BUTTERED TOOTHED FLUXUS PEOPLE NEED BISKITS TO GO WIFF DAT BUTTUH!Support the ANTI FLUXUS LEAGUE. It is a world wide anti STALE movement in ART whose purpose is to dethrone all NON ART. Art for art's sake says NO to the art charlatans. Some art isn't. And art is putty and should be molded SILLY to stretch the cartoon images of nonsense to bring OUT what they really are NONSENSE. The power of ART speaks when artwork, so called artwork, artwork that is nauseating is POURED OUT like SPOILED MILK. Start tearing up any art you have that is created by an artist you know is NOT CLEAN. If you know an artist who GROSSES YOU OUT and you have some of his or her work then ritually tear it up. Fantasize it is causing SHINGLES to break out on the back side of the artist as you ssssslowly rip up the work. If your patio grill is handy put all the bits on it to be carbonized.
SECRET AGENT BIG POPPA has a new project. He starves half the day. Then when good and hungry as the sun goes down he eats a big meal of ASPARAGUS and drinks lots of iced tea. Then he attaches a clip on catheder sheath tube to his pry-een-yus. The end of the tube sticks out one inch from the heel area of the cuff of his trousers. Then he takes a stroll about to burst, looking for SIDE WALK CHALK ART WORK. You see, AGENT BIG POPPA lives in a place where losers SHOW OFF creating side walk chalk master pieces. He loves to clean the side walk with his HOSE. Those artists need to leave the chalk to children and play grounds. GROW UP! You YOU are not an artist. GET A JOB! Burger Fink is hiring people just like you to scrape the cheese off the grill. Just don't bathe in the sink.
SECRET AGENT BIG POPPA'S CREW. Fake artists love to create cards advertising up coming events. BIG POPPA has a TUNED IN crew of thirty friends who over a period of days collect as many of THE SHOW free cards as possible. The goal is to reduce word of mouth awareness of an the announced event. BIG POPPA takes all of the cards and soaks them for a week in water until the paper is like pulp. Then he mixes in white glue to create DEVIL MASKS. A papier mache'. So NON ART becomes REAL ART! The goal of THE ANTI FLUXUS LEAGUE is to wither the FLUXUS art scene. Not completely. The fun of it is for its advocates to exist in consternation. If FLUXUS stopped it would become legend. Reduced to insignificance on the other hand is HILARITY! Now that's ART!
WOODEN TOILET SEATS are being decopaged with the obituaries of loser artists. Hanna Hoch, Ray Johnson, Warhol, others. This way even taking a dump the STRAIN is worth it because it is symbolically taking a ploop on the graves of THE NOTHINGS. The only new art is DETHRONING THE SO-CALLED ICONS. The motto of THE ANTI-FLUXUS LEAGUE is "THEY BUILD THEM UP, WE TEAR THEM DOWN!"It is called DECONSTRUCTIONISM!
Take that butt plug and carve little rubber tip triangles with an exacto knife. Then insert them on the end of all Ray Johnson fans' tooth brushes. Then when they pick their teeth they can taste the flavor of RAY. We all know Dr. Sane has had Ray up his.
EF THE FLUXUS ART MOVEMENT AND ALL OF THE ARTISTS! ALL UH YUH! EVER LAST ONE OF YOU FATE-NAY-STUH-STANTIN'-MOFOS-BUNCH-UH-TTTTTRAISH!Oh. I forgot. Read THE NNNNEWSLETTER! Send stamps. But no S&H GREEN STAMPS.
Your momma coochum' need asbestos abatement.
Satan is always true to his terds.
Get a full back tattoo of this. Or you could get a giant full back image of a RUFFLE'S potato chip. That-ud-be-coo-uhl!
Put your devil bones in a mojo bag and write a name on it. Then it puts JUJU on em'!
When you read the newsletter it makes up for how your head rip yo momma OP-EES-IOTOMY when you was hatched.
Get a bag of TWIZZLERS and weave some panty-thongs.
Don't drip that gorilla glue on the sofa.
AITNYC. CYNTHIA spelled backwards without the "H".
I prayed to the DEVIL and Satan heard my prayers. Satan using his magick all over the world. Like in the film THE OMEN, when that girl had that devil baby. Then the Devil was peeling that egg and his name was Louis Cypher. Then They were sleeping in that tent and heard them baby noises in the woods and them little piles of rocks were outside the tent and them figures were made out of sticks in the trees. Then Farina said, HHHUNNY PUT THAT STRAW IN MY MOUFF SO I CAN GIT UH LITTLE MILT.
The English language does not matter to you. If you are not a continual descendant of English people. Otherwise you are only trying to be an expert on a foreign language. English is the language of the English. That is why it is called English. Maybe your language should be BATHE. Get some soap and water. As you BATHE create your own language based upon ideas that come to you while under the influence of soap and water. Bathe.
Curl up in a ball in the corner and scream, HHHHEEEN-YUH! HEEEEEN-YUH! HHHHHEEEEEEN-YUH! Then light one of your farts with a cigarette lighter and sing WE ARE THE WORLD.
This one won't be a nipple shirt.
Ross. Post more information about FLUXUS MIDGET BUKKAKE EVENTS.
Gawwwwd some people's momma's have bunions. Big thick elephant THICKS.
The artist should make a slide of this image. Then project it on a canvass and colour it in using acrylics or coloured pencils.
Fill your uterus with flourescent green SILLY STRING.
The body is a toilet not a temple because man is created in the image of a toilet! Instead of a V-8, have an abortion SLUSHIE! It's like a PROTEIN SHAKE! And ladies its better than STEM CELLS or BOTOX on wrinkles. Rub it on your thighs to get rid of LAZY SAG. Post Abortion pulp makes great quality paper. Sort of like lamb skin. Embellish it with the images of the gates of hell. Or better yet yo' fat nay-stuh mawmuh! HAIL SATAN!
Abortion bi-products can solve world hunger! Feed the poor and starving abortions! Cremations pollute the air and waste fuel. Why not feed the deceased seniors and others to zoo animals! Its good for the ecosystem! Fire ants can clean up the bones. Then they can be ground into fertilizer and bone meal.
@trumen you want the plug or not.
Read THE butt plug NEWSLETTER send a dollar or stamps to: TURMAN 3219 CARDEN DRCOLUMBUS GA 31907-2143 U.S.A.
Can I buys me a Mr. Pig shaped butt plug add de ole PIGGLY WIGGLY? I shores hopes so!
ROSS SPEAKS FRENCH ONLY AT THE PEELERS.
This artist needs to create slides of these images.
ENGLAND IS FOR THE PEOPLE WHO MATTER.
Jesus was poor. Jesus was trash.
The christian god is pus!
This artist has created the poster forHELL!
98% fluid and fat.
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