Take a water soluable glue. 50/50 mix it with a bright coloured water soluable paint. Take a pair of blown out old underwear. Soak it down in the paint. Then get a drink cup with a straw and lid. Put the dripping DRAWZ in the cup. Put the lid with straw in it back on the cup. Dressed nice take a stroll. Make sure you are not being seen on any street cameras. You are just a pedestrian sipping on a soda. At some point in the stroll when you see a good object for THE FLICK, quickly take off the lid and FLICK the paint glue covered dripping DRAWZ at it. SPLAT it shall stick. Hours later it shall be dried on. When you FLICK THE DRAWZ be careful you don't get FLICKINS' SPLATTER on your clothes. Put the lid back on your cup and continue your stroll. When you see a trash recepticle throw the cup away. This is the new form of FUN ART GRAFITTI. Old bras and jock straps can be used too. Also thongs.
Stacks of priddle mail awaiting stamps from goons. As the stamps flow in they get placed one at a time on the stack of out going mail. Lots of new newsletters. Lots of garbage from the enslaved twits of my evil spell of DEVIL. Their fauning submission like the kravattes they are. GET BACK ON THE LINOLEUM! NO ONE TOLD YOU TO MOVE!
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Take a water soluable glue. 50/50 mix it with a bright coloured water soluable paint. Take a pair of blown out old underwear. Soak it down in the paint. Then get a drink cup with a straw and lid. Put the dripping DRAWZ in the cup. Put the lid with straw in it back on the cup. Dressed nice take a stroll. Make sure you are not being seen on any street cameras. You are just a pedestrian sipping on a soda. At some point in the stroll when you see a good object for THE FLICK, quickly take off the lid and FLICK the paint glue covered dripping DRAWZ at it. SPLAT it shall stick. Hours later it shall be dried on. When you FLICK THE DRAWZ be careful you don't get FLICKINS' SPLATTER on your clothes. Put the lid back on your cup and continue your stroll. When you see a trash recepticle throw the cup away. This is the new form of FUN ART GRAFITTI. Old bras and jock straps can be used too. Also thongs.
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Stacks of priddle mail awaiting stamps from goons. As the stamps flow in they get placed one at a time on the stack of out going mail. Lots of new newsletters. Lots of garbage from the enslaved twits of my evil spell of DEVIL. Their fauning submission like the kravattes they are. GET BACK ON THE LINOLEUM! NO ONE TOLD YOU TO MOVE!
You sleep too late every day. You need to post on Bentspoon several times a day. Keep these Mail Art losers in line.
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