Kosher is as Kosher does. Truman is the keeper of the art Tabernacle, the holy of molies, from its manifest physical character, it appears that my favourite hypothesis that Columbus, Georgia was a volcano must be abandoned as untenable. I regret this.
New ink cartridge. 90% of a new newsletter printed. Why? Because Nick Johnson begged and begged. Finally got his wish THE BEATLES are back. New Newsletter almost complete.
Freedom cannot exist as long as SPINCTERS foist their GOD on man.
For when MAN invented GOD he enslaved his SELF!
For the MAN without GOD is like the MAN who has just installed a private in ground pool in his yard. He is despised and resented by all his sweaty neighbors.
So sayeth THE LORD TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.!
WORSHIP HIM! PRAISE HIM!
Forget pottery. It is made of dirt which shatters and breaks!
Man invented PLASTIC and proudly proclaimed the GOD TUPPERWARE!
God people. Always trying to mandate. Thinking wordy lyrical allegory wordins' sount pontificate and gotta AUTHORITY. Gotta put they's GOD TATTOO on somebody. Potter's Field. Might as well be studying toilets. All thick like SAM THE BUTCHER on the TV show THE BRADY BUNCH. Looking like uh GANDY DANCER ON THE RAILROAD.
THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES! NIETZSCHE SAID, ZARATHUSTRA SAID, "DON'T YOU KNOW! HAVEN'T YOU HEARD! GOD IS DEAD."
GOD IS SYPH-UH-LISS!
JUST SAY NO! TO THEIR GODS! THEY DON'T WANT TO PAY YOUR BILLS. THEY DON'T WANT TO BATHE YOU. THEY DON'T WANT TO HUG YOU, KISS YOU, AND NAME YOU GEORGE. SO WHY IN THE FUCK DO THEY HAVE THE AUDACITY TO THINK THEY HAVE THE RIGHT TO PUT THEIR GOD ON YOU. WHY? BECAUSE THEY ARE A#@HOLE MF'S! LET THEM ADORE THEIR OWN GOD IN THE PRIVACY OF THEIR OWN BUNG HOLE.
Ross Priddle. Getting his SNOW MOBILE ready so he can drag his hut out on the pond ice fishing. He think he CANADIAN BACON John Candys. He think he CANADIAN BACON.
Had ROASTED pork tonight cooked up real good with YUKON GOLD potatoes, this was nutritious and serendipitous. Pork is good ... for you AND it tastes that way. Tomorrow I will slather the leftovers with a delicious sauce ... that will be lunch.
Our own people today in the developed world easily forget how to do basic things. I think this is a common phenomenon and risk: to lose significant abilities when life gets easy.
Young Americans today have far fewer basic skills than I do, and I can’t do some of the skillful things my father did. Living an easy life in a comfortable environment allows people to become lazy and unskilled.
This is a huge hazard currently effecting our people, as we sit comfortably in our cars and houses while Canadians learn the skills of their grandparents.
I can imagine the same thing happening among ancient humans, in its own, prehistoric way.
Do you think Lebanese-Mexican multi-billionaire Carlos Slim Helú (net worth approaching $70 billion US) regrets the $200 million(US) he put up to financially rescue the New York Times Co. in 2008? He now owns 17% of the company’s stock.
Kiełbasa, kiełbasa, kiełbasa, kiełbasa, kołbasa, klobasa, kobasa, kolbasi, kovbasa, kobasi, kubasa, kołbasa, klobasa, kobasa, kolbasi, kovbasa, kobasi, kubasa, kołbasa, klobasa, kobasa, kolbasi, kovbasa, kobasi, kubasa, kołbasa, klobasa, kobasa, kolbasi, kovbasa, kobasi, kubasa, kubie, In addition to kielbasa, Canadians also use the word kubasa, a decadent Canadian corruption of the Ukrainian kovbasa (ковбаса), and decadent Albertans even abbreviate it as kubie to refer to the sausage eaten on a hot dog bun or weiner roll. Canadians are a sick decadent people but even in their decadence they know that PORK, ground n' spiced is oh so good fror you.
Due to the highly matriarchal nature of Mexican culture, the combination of words "tu madre" (your mother) is cacophonous and taken offensively by spanish-speakers, regardless of age or gender. If you must use it, remember to replace it with "su señora madre" at formal situations or the sweeter "tu mamá" at informal ones. Never ever use strong language when talking to a female. If the female asks you to, do so with caution.
The 1984 All-Ireland Minor Hurling Championship was the 54th edition of the All-Ireland Minor Hurling Championship. Games were played during the summer months. Limerick defeated Kilkenny by 2-5 to 2-4 in a replay of the final to win the championship.
Truman is very impactful in the mail art space.
ReplyDeleteKosher is as Kosher does. Truman is the keeper of the art Tabernacle, the holy of molies, from its manifest physical character, it appears that my favourite hypothesis that Columbus, Georgia was a volcano must be abandoned as untenable. I regret this.
ReplyDeleteNew ink cartridge. 90% of a new newsletter printed. Why? Because Nick Johnson begged and begged. Finally got his wish THE BEATLES are back. New Newsletter almost complete.
ReplyDeleteOh What a Precious Gem Found in the Potters Field , Yet to Unearth It , Each One Must Yield !
ReplyDeleteWhat Is the Measure of a Man , When the Word God Is Twisted In the Hands ?
What is the Weight of Man , When the Word God Is Buried In the Sod ?
Such a Joy to See Them Seeing , What Wisdom Seems to Seam .
Now My Tuckleberry Time , Is Wisdom Found in a Rhyme ?
Is Wisdom Ever Separated From Understanding and If So , Who Is It Demanding ?
The Key to Unlock the Door Is What ?
I Came Upon a Clan , Knock on the Door Was My Plan and When It Did Not Open , Eye Found the Key It Was Spoken .
Eye Speak of a Key to Open , Yet Without a Door It's Broken !
Why All the Riddles In the Middle of the Potters Field , Can It Increase the Sight of Yield ?
For Sooooo Long Man Has Looked For God , By Looking Outside the Lens Carrying a Rod and Inside a Gentle Voice Asks ; Is It the Right Choice ?
So To Summarize Up My Display , You Might Laugh With Real Dismay , Here Is the Key To Every Door , What Are Hinges Used For ?
Everything You Believe Hinges On ALL THE DOORS , Tell Me This and Destroy the Hiss , What Would Render the Eternal Key Invisible ?
If You Are Seated With Wisdom , You Will Understand the Key to My Riddle , Is Not Weighed and Measured as To Render the Passageway to Enter ?
Can a Mere Simple Man , Find Riches In the Potters Field ?
Who Is the Potter and Who Is the Clay , Turn Your Eyes Around and Freedom Can Be Found .
Freedom From What ?
Having to Carry the " Key "
Freedom cannot exist as long as SPINCTERS foist their GOD on man.
ReplyDeleteFor when MAN invented GOD he enslaved his SELF!
For the MAN without GOD is like the MAN who has just installed a private in ground pool in his yard. He is despised and resented by all his sweaty neighbors.
So sayeth THE LORD TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.!
WORSHIP HIM! PRAISE HIM!
Forget pottery. It is made of dirt which shatters and breaks!
Man invented PLASTIC
and proudly proclaimed the GOD TUPPERWARE!
SHEMHAMFORASCH! HAIL TRUMAN!
Vast literary knowledge is a life long joke game called TRIVIAL PURSUIT.
ReplyDeleteAs Roy said sadly in BLADERUNNER, eventually it is superfluous and LOST LIKE TEARS IN RAIN.
GOD is a lock. SELF is the key. So sayeth
ReplyDeleteTRUMAN BENTLEY JR.
Potter's Fields shall be sites where bibles are ground into paste to create drink cup holders for McDonald's restaurants.
ReplyDeleteFor PINNOCHIO needed but a pair of scissors to cut his strings. NO PUPPET MASTERS NO SLAVES!
ReplyDeleteNO GODS
NO JUDGEMENT
NO JUDGEMENT
NO BLAME!
God people. Always trying to mandate. Thinking wordy lyrical allegory wordins' sount pontificate and gotta AUTHORITY. Gotta put they's GOD TATTOO on somebody. Potter's Field. Might as well be studying toilets. All thick like SAM THE BUTCHER on the TV show THE BRADY BUNCH. Looking like uh GANDY DANCER ON THE RAILROAD.
ReplyDeleteTruman's favorite ice cream is That-time-of-the-month Swirl.
ReplyDeleteNO BLAME
ReplyDeleteNO SHAME.
NO SHAME
NO GAME.
THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES!
NIETZSCHE SAID,
ZARATHUSTRA SAID,
"DON'T YOU KNOW! HAVEN'T YOU HEARD!
GOD IS DEAD."
GOD IS SYPH-UH-LISS!
JUST SAY NO! TO THEIR GODS!
THEY DON'T WANT TO PAY YOUR BILLS.
THEY DON'T WANT TO BATHE YOU.
THEY DON'T WANT TO HUG YOU, KISS YOU, AND NAME YOU GEORGE.
SO WHY IN THE FUCK DO THEY HAVE THE AUDACITY TO THINK THEY HAVE THE RIGHT TO PUT THEIR GOD ON YOU.
WHY?
BECAUSE THEY ARE A#@HOLE MF'S!
LET THEM ADORE THEIR OWN GOD IN THE PRIVACY OF THEIR OWN BUNG HOLE.
WE KNOW WHAT THE GOD ADORERS TWIST IN THEIR HANDS. DOWN BY THE POTTER'S FIELD.
ReplyDeleteWisdom is not found in the rhyme of schmucks god adoring and lusting about in potter's fields.
ReplyDeleteRoss Priddle. Getting his SNOW MOBILE ready so he can drag his hut out on the pond ice fishing. He think he CANADIAN BACON John Candys. He think he CANADIAN BACON.
ReplyDeleteMUST? YIELD? Fuck that SUBMIT and OBEY shit. And the donkey it rode in on. PHAROAH pulls a chariot. NO GOATS no JACK ASSES.
ReplyDeleteSHEMHAMFORASCH! HAIL SATAN!
Pontificatin' all dat bbbbbuh-shid.
The only GOD you be twistin' in yo hands is your withered man hood.
ReplyDeleteEmaciated milk sop. Who glorifies eunuchs.
ReplyDeleteSon uh man. Whut?
ReplyDeleteSon uh Sam.
Whut duh hell he be talkin' bout Willis?
Potter Field.
ReplyDeleteSome dungeon and dragon stoopit Harry Potter shid.
Summerize his display.
ReplyDeleteUm. You go gurl.
KEY
ReplyDeleteK.Y.
Tabernacle.
ReplyDeleteBring in the Vikings.
It ain't nuttin' but day out house.
Anyone whose body is not like Sean Connery c.1964 James Bond.
ReplyDeleteIs a FAT CHUMBUHWUMBA.
I'm gone git me sum cider!
ReplyDeletePrince Hall! Prince Hall! He uh travelin' man! He uh travelin' man!
ReplyDeleteThat right Newly. That right Newly.
Eat Pork and strain it out!
ReplyDeleteHad ROASTED pork tonight cooked up real good with YUKON GOLD potatoes, this was nutritious and serendipitous. Pork is good ... for you AND it tastes that way. Tomorrow I will slather the leftovers with a delicious sauce ... that will be lunch.
ReplyDeleteOur own people today in the developed world easily forget how to do basic things. I think this is a common phenomenon and risk: to lose significant abilities when life gets easy.
ReplyDeleteYoung Americans today have far fewer basic skills than I do, and I can’t do some of the skillful things my father did. Living an easy life in a comfortable environment allows people to become lazy and unskilled.
This is a huge hazard currently effecting our people, as we sit comfortably in our cars and houses while Canadians learn the skills of their grandparents.
I can imagine the same thing happening among ancient humans, in its own, prehistoric way.
Do you think Lebanese-Mexican multi-billionaire Carlos Slim Helú (net worth approaching $70 billion US) regrets the $200 million(US) he put up to financially rescue the New York Times Co. in 2008? He now owns 17% of the company’s stock.
ReplyDeleteTear down this blog Mr. Gorbachev!
ReplyDeleteMere days since the U.S. election, plans are going ahead to build a new prison at Guantanamo.
ReplyDeleteKissing bug: Chagas is caused by a parasite, Trypanosoma cruzi, which is spread through the feces of kissing bugs and is making its way into the U.S.
ReplyDelete'Mary-Kate Olsen was good looking then plastic surgery happened,' tweeted @EatMoPork
ReplyDeleteUh oh. 27 comments.
ReplyDeletePork!
ReplyDeleteI'm a gourmet! Pork SANS beans, that means no beans!
ReplyDeleteKiełbasa, kołbasa, klobasa, kobasa, kolbasi, kovbasa, kobasi, kubasa, kiełbasa, kołbasa, klobasa, kobasa, kolbasi, kovbasa, kobasi, kubasa, kiełbasa, kołbasa, klobasa, kobasa, kolbasi, kovbasa, kobasi, kubasa, kiełbasa, kołbasa, klobasa, kobasa, kolbasi, kovbasa, kobasi, kubasa, kiełbasa, kołbasa, klobasa, kobasa, kolbasi, kovbasa, kobasi, kubasa, kiełbasa, kołbasa, klobasa, kobasa, kolbasi, kovbasa, kobasi, kubasa, kiełbasa, kołbasa, klobasa, kobasa, kolbasi, kovbasa, kobasi, kubasa, kiełbasa, kołbasa, klobasa, kobasa, kolbasi, kovbasa, kobasi, kubasa, kubie
ReplyDeleteKiełbasa, kiełbasa, kiełbasa, kiełbasa, kołbasa, klobasa, kobasa, kolbasi, kovbasa, kobasi, kubasa, kołbasa, klobasa, kobasa, kolbasi, kovbasa, kobasi, kubasa, kołbasa, klobasa, kobasa, kolbasi, kovbasa, kobasi, kubasa, kołbasa, klobasa, kobasa, kolbasi, kovbasa, kobasi, kubasa, kubie, In addition to kielbasa, Canadians also use the word kubasa, a decadent Canadian corruption of the Ukrainian kovbasa (ковбаса), and decadent Albertans even abbreviate it as kubie to refer to the sausage eaten on a hot dog bun or weiner roll. Canadians are a sick decadent people but even in their decadence they know that PORK, ground n' spiced is oh so good fror you.
ReplyDeleteStuck up little spastic! She's such a queer!
ReplyDeleteStuck up little spastic! She's such a queer!
ReplyDeleteChoucroute Garnie SVP!
ReplyDeleteDue to the highly matriarchal nature of Mexican culture, the combination of words "tu madre" (your mother) is cacophonous and taken offensively by spanish-speakers, regardless of age or gender. If you must use it, remember to replace it with "su señora madre" at formal situations or the sweeter "tu mamá" at informal ones. Never ever use strong language when talking to a female. If the female asks you to, do so with caution.
ReplyDeleteBotany? Huh, botany.
ReplyDeleteRoss is working on a new flora of LAMASIL.
ReplyDeleteBotany is the bid meaty kiełbasa of the sciences. Truman Botany Jr., is the bid meaty kiełbasa of the arts.
ReplyDeleteThe 1984 All-Ireland Minor Hurling Championship was the 54th edition of the All-Ireland Minor Hurling Championship. Games were played during the summer months. Limerick defeated Kilkenny by 2-5 to 2-4 in a replay of the final to win the championship.
ReplyDelete