Wednesday, October 12, 2011



Scott Blake

BARCODE ART

39 comments:

Anonymous said...

Then quit JACKING.

Anonymous said...

THE HAIR FALLING OUT IN PATCHES RITUAL is a CURSE RITUAL that is recited and performed each day. It includes bad skin and FYBROMYALGIA. This was a commercial. Now back to this artist's bar code works. He needs to create a series of VILE, NOTORIOUS ILL REPUTE CELEBRITIES' images using bar codes. Another idea. Could he use the images of sacred icons instead of BAR CODES to create images of VILLIANS. Example. SHARON TATE to create a CHARLES MANSON IMAGE. You get the picture. That was funny.

Anonymous said...

For ECONOMIC RECOVERY, build tall bridges to draw people like Ray Johnson. Have 24-7-365 muzak versions of, I BELIEVE I CAN FLY! I BELIEVE I CAN TURCH THE SKY! playing on the bridge. Provide easy access. And place jagged stones right up to the water's edge.

Anonymous said...

This hand has no calluses. Must not be proletariat. Must be a rich person's hand.

Anonymous said...

I dare him to tattoo a bar code on the whites of his eyeballs.

Anonymous said...

He forgot to include the word MASTER.

Anonymous said...

I'm sick of the abuse. This is my last comment ever! Henceforward I will vaccumm my brain and pour it all into the NEWSLETTER and I will only connotate and communicate the piques and valleys of the Kew Gardens of my genius thru the NEWSLETTER. You won't have Truman to kick a round anymore! This tyme I REALLY mean it!!!

Anonymous said...

Henceforward I will vaccumm my brain ... Truman to kick a round anymore! This tyme I REALLY mean it!!!

Those links were AWESOME!

But what do they have to do with the post? What gives?

Anonymous said...

He should change his name to

BLAKE SCOTT

and go to Hollywood.

Anonymous said...

Why is slave PRINTED in English?

Anonymous said...

The statue of liberty is a slut in a bukakke sheet. Maybe jesus would like her to rub his feet with oil and dry them with her hair. FREE SPEECH. HA! HA! HA!

Anonymous said...

This looks like the hand of the guy who secretly filmed ACORN dressed as a pimp.

Anonymous said...

The bar code use works. Why not find a porn image of two men. Shrink it and create the image of THE UNIVERSITY OF ALABAMA famed coach BEAR BRYANT. There are people who worship that guy to the point it is sickening. When I was in high school a jerk kid who had a face like a pig and bad hygiene and acne had a white toyota pick up truck brand new with an ALPINE STEREO and loud amp. On his back window he had BOCHEPHUS in big foil letters. He played CHARLIE DANIELS THE DEVIL CAME DOWN TO GEORGIA loud as hell every day in the parking lot. Made me want to puke. He would play HANK WILLIAMS JR. music loud too. One day a friend gave me the new DEVO tape with GATES OF STEEL on it. I asked him to play that in his stereo. He played about thirty seconds of it and said GET THAT SHIT OUT OF MY STEREO. His name was BUBBY WHUTSON. His dad had an insurance company and bought him everything he wanted. In gym class when he had his shoes off his nasty unkempt impacted toenails looked like almonds. I got everyone calling him ALMOND WHUTSON. After PE when he pulled his shirt off the smell was the worst STANK in the world. He wasn't tough or strong but had a spoiled I GET EVERYTHING I WANT FROM DADDY ATTITUDE. Years later he was nice to me in a grocery store. Still nasty looking he had his kids with him and a wife who looked better than him. You knew she only married him for family money. His kids looked HALF UGLY and HALF STANK. They were all white people, just trying to let you visualize them. Bubby's hair was real dirty blonde and so oily it looked like he washed it once a month. The point. Please create an image of HANK WILLIAMS JR. using the two men porno image instead of a bar code. create one of BILL O'REILLY too. They need this done. Then diseminate the images to leftist ART THINKERS to GET THE IMAGES OUT THERE. DEVO must be avenged!

Anonymous said...

The bar code use works. Why not find a porn image of two men. Shrink it and create the image of THE UNIVERSITY OF ALABAMA famed coach BEAR BRYANT. There are people who worship that guy to the point it is sickening. When I was in high school a jerk kid who had a face like a pig and bad hygiene and acne had a white toyota pick up truck brand new with an ALPINE STEREO and loud amp. On his back window he had BOCHEPHUS in big foil letters. He played CHARLIE DANIELS THE DEVIL CAME DOWN TO GEORGIA loud as hell every day in the parking lot. Made me want to puke. He would play HANK WILLIAMS JR. music loud too. One day a friend gave me the new DEVO tape with GATES OF STEEL on it. I asked him to play that in his stereo. He played about thirty seconds of it and said GET THAT SHIT OUT OF MY STEREO. His name was BUBBY WHUTSON. His dad had an insurance company and bought him everything he wanted. In gym class when he had his shoes off his nasty unkempt impacted toenails looked like almonds. I got everyone calling him ALMOND WHUTSON. After PE when he pulled his shirt off the smell was the worst STANK in the world. He wasn't tough or strong but had a spoiled I GET EVERYTHING I WANT FROM DADDY ATTITUDE. Years later he was nice to me in a grocery store. Still nasty looking he had his kids with him and a wife who looked better than him. You knew she only married him for family money. His kids looked HALF UGLY and HALF STANK. They were all white people, just trying to let you visualize them. Bubby's hair was real dirty blonde and so oily it looked like he washed it once a month. The point. Please create an image of HANK WILLIAMS JR. using the two men porno image instead of a bar code. create one of BILL O'REILLY too. They need this done. Then diseminate the images to leftist ART THINKERS to GET THE IMAGES OUT THERE. DEVO must be avenged!

Anonymous said...

DEVO did and do SUCK. DEVO = poseurs.

Fenix City Phred said...

Bobby Watson!? Bobby WATSON?!?!

That was 35 years ago. GET OVER IT!

GET ON WITH YOUR PATHETIC LIFE!!!

Move to CANADA!

Start Fresh!!!!

Anonymous said...

The new fashion amongst WALL STREET PROTESTORS is body sores. Facial sores especially look so chic'.

Anonymous said...

BONNIE WAIT'S SON you fooooo!

The past is NOW.

The future is NOW

Like JEHOVAH GOD ALL ACTS ARE PERMANENTLY JUDGEMENT NOW ETERNITY.

TO BE AS THEIR GOD YOU MUST ACT AS THEIR GOD.

Anonymous said...

Home. I have no home. Hunted. Like an animal. But in this jungle hell! I have proved I shall create a race of supermen, who will conquer the wwworld! BELI LUGOSI, played by Martin Landau, in the film ED WOOD.

Fenix City Phred said...

So you bullied Bobby Watson and that make's you a big man?

How 'bout when you were sashaying around with a JC Penny VHS camcorder pretending that you were a "documentary film-maker" was that as satisfying as picking on Bobby Watson?

Your sad.

Your pathetic.

Anonymous said...

Hank Williams, Jr. > Devo

Dr. Sane said...

I rather do it with Hank Williams, Jr., than have an orgy with DEVO.

Bear Bryant? Bear hug!

Bill O'Reilly? Foxy Laddie!

Truman? No way. I am, after all, SANE!

Anonymous said...

BAR CODE ARTISTS because their stoopity needs to be tracked. We all know that they should have paid attention during ALGEBRA CLASS and then they could have taken calculus and scored well on the SAT. But no, NO they went off into slack LA LA LAND and drew graffiti art all over their notebooks. Listening to that ROCK MOOSICK! Today they could of had huge paying careers as a MEDICAL FIELD asset. But no, NO! now they are tah-toodooled and pierced up with BODY DOO-DADS LOOKIN' LIGHT UH FOO! UH FOO! Sayin' insane stoopid stuff like ITS A WORK IN PROGRESS, or better yet I NEED UH VAY-CAY. The books they read are waste of time rubbish. If they had of studied their MATH BOOKS they could have been a HIGH PAID COLLEGE PROFESSOR or a MEDICAL FIELD BIG CHECK GETTER, but no. NO! they are stirring water colours and name checking people who in life were never heard of. Like DOODLE E. D. DESHANKO and FRED LOWERY. BANKS UPSTON and RUBRICKS CUED. SAH DAH TAY! SAYS POOTIE TANG!

Anonymous said...

That hand has not one callus on it. I bet he don't even ride a bicycle. He don't work. He art.

Anonymous said...

How 'bout that Turman name-checking DEVO?

NOW THATS HIP!

Anonymous said...

Anyone. ANYONE who claims to BE an ARTIST is NOT!

TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.

Anonymous said...

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ATTENTION ALL ARTISTS

Write your name on a piece of paper. Then send it to Ross Priddle. After a year of reflecting upon your name Ross shall decide if you are allowed to be an artist or not. If HE SAYS you are NOT an ARTIST then you must give up your crayons and get a job mopping floors at BURGER FINK. You must spend the rest of your life working mopping floors in fast food restaurants. Now be quiet. You are disturbing your fleas.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ATTENTION ALL "documentary film-makers"!

Write your name on a VHS video cassette. Then send it to Turman. After a year of reflecting upon your name Turman shall decide if you are allowed to be a documentary film-maker or not. If HE SAYS you are NOT a documentary film-maker then you must give up your VHS camcorder and get a job mopping floors at PIGGLY WIGGLY. You must spend the rest of your life working mopping floors in the PIGGLY WIGGLY. Now be quiet. You are disturbing your fleas.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Read THE NEWSLETTER send a dollar or stamps to:

BOBBY WATSON'S BULLY
3219 CARDEN DR
COLUMBUS GA 31907-2143
U.S.A.

Anonymous said...

Truman, post your documentaries on youtube.

Anonymous said...

I'm gonna go open a PIGGLY WIGGLY in Baghdad as I am plain certain they will like GRITS and GRAPICO. BUT I knows I gots to change the name due to the Cultural prejudice against MR. PIG. So I'm a call it CAMELLY WHAM ALI and I thinks they'll be OK with that. Condoleezza Rice will be the head cashier and DICK CHENEY will be my main man at the HALAAL DELI making special delectible porkless PEPPERONI, SALAMI, AND BOLOGNA for all my customers, we'll post the sales as DICK'S SPECIALS on a blackboard behind the gleaming refrigerated case. GENERAL Tommy Franks (USA -Ret.) will be the COMMANDER-in-CHIEF of all the shopping carts and the parking lot, vast fast moving columns of shopping carts will travel all through Baghdad delivering KOSHER peanut brittle and HALAAL SLIM JIMS to all. There will be ice-cold DIET GRAPICO too because of the ethnic predispostion to type II diabetes melitus amongst the populace, I wants them all to be healthy to buy and buy my groceries. THIS WILL COME TO PASS.

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Anonymous said...

The documentary film maker hobby was not a hobby. It was studying individuals for the secret world government. Actual footage is in the WORLD GOVERNMENT FILES and their dialogue behaviour was-is analyzed by scientists/behavioralists. These people are watched 24-7-365 until the ONE WORLD INTERNATIONAL sets up the future concentration camps where these people shall be taken. Their records and birth certificates dissappear and they become worker reasources in THE CAMPS. All of their families go too to the fifth cousins. SPACE ALIENS actually collect-harvest the remains of camp workers when they finally expire. SPACE ALIENS LAND IN UFO SPACE CRAFT TO PICK UP BALES OF HAY WHICH ARE STACKED REMAINS OF FORMER CAMP WORKERS. The camera was issued from an official in case it was lost stolen or damaged by the smelly gutter trash scum freaks it would not matter. It was disposable. The camera actually is now in the office in Maryland. When the camps are built it shall be in the camp museum. THE ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT ILLUMINATI IS LEAD BY SPACE ALIENS. His name was BURL E. WEINSOHN of the family, WEINSOHN, TRAUB & LEVINE INSURANCE COMPANY family. I knew Burl since kindergarten. But we can call him BOBBY WATSON if you prefer. BOBBY WATSON DESPISED DEVO. And I don't feel like a man when I BULLY, it aroses my NIPPLES and I get wet around my HERMAPHORDITE devil scrotum the more a person suffers. Christ said to be a christian one must SUFFER. Life should be SUFFERING. It brings one closer to the crucifixtion. Why not be christ like, and HELP PEOPLE ALONG THE WAY TO SUFFERING!

Anonymous said...

YOUR PATHETIC

English genius.

It is

YOU'RE PATHETIC.

Anonymous said...

This guy has a French nail tip pedicure and wears sandels.

Anonymous said...

That has to be a girl's hand. No real man has a hand like that.

Anonymous said...

CORPORATE POWER IS GOD!

The proletariat don't even deserve dog tags.

Anonymous said...

Ross has a YASHICA. He has REAL FILM. He does't click digital. His camera has a REAL SHUTTER. He walks the halls of the Calgary banking offices with the wealthy. Ross is POWER POETRY. Ross is rich just like BOB DYLAN. Ross hangs out with BOB DYLAN. The rest of you only sing his songs. Ross is RICH! He is the wealthiest poet in the world. He is like Brad Pitt in the film TWELVE MONKEYS. Part of the protest but driving a JAGUAR. Art is just for kicks. Ross has his COUNTRY CLUB JACKET. Ross plays POLO and Ross has HONEY BAKED SUGAR CURED HAM. The rest of you get a bag of TWIZZLERS and a pair-uh-toenail clippuhs! Now remember go see THE RUM DIARY asap. Dr. Thompson might teach you how to live.

Anonymous said...

Dr. Sane SERVED in the navy.