#402, 734 - 2nd Ave. NW,
Instead of photographing graffiti take pictures of weird slummy dwellings and shacky weird houses.
This is Calgary, we don't have any "weird slummy dwellings and shacky weird houses," do we? Maybe I'm in the wrong neighbourhood?
Hmm. I wonder why?
This is not the city for the poor people, Truman, you should come up and have a look. In fact, seens as jenny jo won't come any more, why don't I offer to fly you up? We can call it a Fluxus performace!
I am a one man show, I drink alone. There was a FRASER NASH kit car for sale recently in Calgary. I almost came to look at it and drive it back. The deal fell through as it sold. I was worried I would accidently run into ya'll while there. Besides, Ya'll shall patch things up again. Its like Kurt and Courtney, Sid and Nancy, John and Yoko. Ya'll shall make up again.
You should buy gold spray paint. Every crazy old frame you find paint it gold. Buy cheap old matted pictures. Take them apart. Spray the mats bright red. Then frame each worthy real piece of art goons have sent you over the years. Make some Priddle Gallery labels. Put them on the back with a wash of glue. Photograph them. Create a gallery web page. Sell the art for outlandish prices only. Become like a Peggy Guggenheim. Control the art world. Be a tight wad. Buy a nice Rolls Royce with a dead motor. Then install a NISSAN PATHFINDER motor and drive train in it. Install the heat and air. Get a good quiet exhaust installed. Then drive around to your art events RICH. Have the 4-wheel drive installed on the Rolls for snow too. Have the car look 100% stock. Then driving in snow with ease people won't understand how the Rolls does it. Get a heated garage. Some tape and a clip board. Get a perfect NISSAN or Toyota truck. As you unplug all the wiring label it 1-2-3-4 and note it on the clip board. Then once all unplugged have a mechanic cut and weld the motor and transmission mounts in the Rolls. Then spread the wiring haress out in the Rolls after you take the original out. Then start replugging the Nissan one in. Go 1-2-3-4. Then when you get to "1" all you have to do is connect the battery and turn the key. Forget NASCAR and GRAND PRIX track racing. Have sneaky 4x4 elite cars on the ice and snow every day. Build a 4x4 Porsche 911 with a Nissan engine. Create perfect cars with Japanese drive trains. Call your modification garage ROSS RACING.
Fly Nick Johnson and Thompson up. Hold a business meeting seminar. Organize an art conglomerate. Call it THE JOHNSON, THOMPSON PRIDDLE GROUP. Nick is the son of Ray Johnson. Thompson is the son of HUNTER S. THOMPSON. And You are the son of FAGAN the business man from OLIVER TWIST. Your company would have provenance. Control the art world and assign accredidations as to WHO IS and WHO ISN'T an artist. Like how posh night clubs in England issued membersip cards in the 1960's. You should invite Nick and Thompson up though. Nick most likely would would go. Thompson might have to have some convincing. If ya'll had a NOISE SCENE. Does Calgary have NOISE music?
Sounds like good advice, and like they say: Talk Minus Action = Zero.
Truman, that woman's going to destroy me.
Yes, I believe we do have a noise scene, yes, noise.
Snowmobile repair. Light welding. Take up the hobby. Cross Country Skiing. You need a hobby.
I have my hobbies: reading, writing, mailing, etc.
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