#402, 734 - 2nd Ave. NW,
The hours each piece of this represents, if those hours had of been pushing a mop on the night shift at BURGER FINK there would be enough cash made to buy a mint condition 1978 LOTUS S-1.
All this stuff is a STU SUTCLIFFE BRAIN TUMOR keeping you from going further with the band.
Ross. All the postage stamps tear the corners off of every bit of correspondence and collect all of the stamps in a box. You might can trade or sell those to some stamp collector nut. Any art you get worthy of framing go to thrift stores. Buy frames with mats. Take them apart. Clean the glass. Use spray paint to renew old mats and the frames. Then place the art inside and sell the work at some local place that can do it for you on commission. Throw away all the rest of that mess in those boxes. All of it is junk. Not one ROBERT BENTLEY PORSCHE REPAIR MANUAL in there. Shave and get a hair cut. Then get a job as a FINANCIAL PLANNER or a bank worker. Or a stock broker. Join the most right wing legitimate Canadian political party that actually gets people elected. Go to school at night and learn how to rebuild BMW and PORSCHE engines. Then do that as a hobby. Eat steak. Start a new movement in Canada to prevent all hunting. Only the very rich elites should be allowed to hunt and only a very small niche. Dress like MAX in the film RUSHMORE. Do not align yourself with anything that does not advance your own SELF AGGRANDIZEMENT. Join a very conservative Canadian religion and use the venue to be a prominent speaker. Make the challenge to see how well you can work THE BELIEVERS up each church session into donating lots of SHEKELS. Leave them feeling so inspired and CONNECTED with their faith. So AIRY all they want to do is fill the offering plate. Be the perfect Calgary evangelist. Be the number one mail art conduit in the world and inspire everyone to want to have their scribbles posted on Bentspoon. Get a radio talk show. Self aggrandize yourself. Be viewed as MR. CANADA by all. Take over Canada or at least BE the totality of art. The art boss. laugh, mock and ridicule all misfortunes of others. Let that be the RELISH of life. Like the Marquis De Sade cultivate the garden of pain in others. View others as ROTTING CABBAGES. Have CONTEMPT FOR HUMANITY.
They just released every episode of DARK SHADOWS on DVD in a coffin boxed set. You can get it on Ebay. Start waching those. About $400.00. Over a thousand episodes. A thousand hours. Dark Shadows is a great show.
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