#402, 734 - 2nd Ave. NW,
Mudhead put on the eye glasses of TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. Now he understands SEEING THINGS how(ell) THE EYES OF TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. sees them. Mudhead PUT ON the eye glasses of TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. Alien power is in those glasses. Like an innoculation. All who wear the GLASSES are never the same again. One minute you might be spilling a gallon of milk on the street. Or lining up a sack of potatoes on a sidewalk. Then you put on the glasses and WHAM! You are seeing things through THE EYES OF TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.! Your view of the world is then totally FLUXED!
.. and Roebuck.
... and sawers.
Do you mean to say your glasses have medicine in them, Truman?
I am not fit to be the pimple on TBJ's firm and shapely behind. I am not fit to be the puss in the pimple on the right buttock of TBJ's firm and shapely behind.
Pop those pimples. Using a tooth pick carefully place each bit of curd in the holes on a saltine cracker. Fill each hole up in the crackers with each pimple. Carefully restack the crackers. Then use them to create appetizers at the next neoist, dada,flux,entarte art happening. The salty brine of Truman's behind is so divine. And remember people, bring your mothers along for the poopity patte'.
truman often slips one of these crackers in the individual packages that are already open while visiting sick friends and relatives.
an even better idea, in science class dissect a frog. remove its ovaries. then let the dentist pack them into a cavity and cover it with a filling.
in summer go into a hot dry storage closet and retrieve a fading sheet of red construction paper. place the edge in the tip of your pryeenyuss urethra and quickly snatch it across causing a deep paper cut.
many people prefer trepanation.
Perhaps the answer is SEX with a REAL DOLL based on the character FESTUS from the TV show GUNSMOKE. Or maybe NEWLY.
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