Saturday, February 21, 2015

let go and let satan

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99 comments:

Anonymous said...

American exceptionalism is the theory that the United States is qualitatively different from other nations. In this view, U.S. exceptionalism stems from its emergence from the American Revolution, thereby becoming what political scientist Seymour Martin Lipset called "the first new nation" and developing a uniquely American ideology, "Americanism", based on liberty, egalitarianism, individualism, republicanism, democracy and laissez-faire. This ideology itself is often referred to as "American exceptionalism.

Anonymous said...

Tell Ron I got his mail. But yesterday I destroyed a huge stack of collages ready to go to Bentspoon. Plus a stack of the recent master copies of the Newsletter and several ones unprinted yet. Plus I destroyed a large quantity of rare books. Still have stacks of canvasses and canvass frames. Sometimes I just gotta destroy everything and return to ZERO. Fuck mail art. All that cluttered up shit. Also I have not written back to 99.9% of those/anyone who has written in the last six months. Especially if their crap is redundant, copy cat, pretentious or lame. Tired of looking at the same broke ass no where crap vomited up again and again. It rained so the canvass materials didn't get to the grill. I fucking hate art. The people are all fucked up and gross. Twisted bunch of sick mother fuckers. So I am just gonna retire to nature so I can piss and shit all over the forest. Still filming shit though. Absurd ridiculous stuff. That is the best. Stuff so stupid it makes fun of itself. Mail art is lame as fuck.

Anonymous said...

Quit blaming SATAN. Blame SELF!

SELF makes you create the sins.

Satan is just another SINNER standing there. Satan is responsible for his/her own sin. SELF is SIN NATURE. God is about submit and obey. Pray.

The FLESH SELF IS SIN!

Thought is just HEAD TRIP.

The mind is mad because it is lazy and too lazy to CARRY SELF. So it looks for an external cross.
Carry your own cross. Carry your own god. Which always is the only TRUE GOD which is SELF!

KNOW THY SELF!

Anonymous said...

Bob dylan is an asshole because he smoked pot with beetles.

Anonymous said...

I have decided I am not writing anybody ever again. Only going to create mail art to send Bentspoon. Any mail I get from mail art people is going in the patio grill.

Anonymous said...

Not Satan, LUCIFER!

Anonymous said...

There needs to be an underground movement of scientists who create material in the labs so that food corporations can slip PORK MATERIAL as part of ingredients into their product creations where it shall be never known that CLOVEN HOOVES are part of the menu. PORK must be eaten by all the world over. Also all life saving medications and procedures should have PORK ITEMS so all must be sewn to pork! SEW ON A CHAZ THANG! EMBRACE THE SAUSAGE!

Anonymous said...

What we would like from you is not to complain about everything. We are pretty laid back and you should be too. being in the woods is supposed to be relaxing and refreshing. We just ask that you help us carry the weight evenly.

Anonymous said...

many many oils are foods for radiant skin. dry skin is old.

Anonymous said...

I had one called CHICKEN FRIED RICE. It was better with soy sauce in it.

Anonymous said...

Satan is whimsical. He plays a flute. He has all of ya'll's family members in his eternal place. Warm and cozy.

Anonymous said...

Carry the weight? You GUYS carry the weight. YA'LL carry the weight. TRUMAN RIDES IN THE BUGGY CRACKING THE WHIP! Yelling GET UP THERE MULES! Everyone else says YES MASTER! YES MASTER! Everyone else rolls around on the ground in Truman's shit and piss picking the corn kernels out of it to eat chanting WE ARE NOT WORTHY. MASTERS SHALL BE MASTERS AND SLAVES SHALL BE SLAVES AND NEVER THE TWAIN SHALL MEET!

Anonymous said...

SOUTHERN EXCEPTIONALISM is what has made the united states. Without SOUTHERN EXCEPTIONALISM the north would have collapsed years ago.

Anonymous said...

Yankees are good for what? I don't know. You tell me.

Anonymous said...

What British Lesbian Lara does with those pretty lesbians is holy and pure. Heaven on earth. They are the angels of love.

Anonymous said...

WHAT WE WOULD LIKE. Communist collective all the time. WHY? Because none of you have the courage or the fiber or THE TALENT to STAND ALONE. Why are there no GREAT ARTISTS or LEADERS? Because everyone wants a fucking VILLAGE to raise them rather than pulling their own boot straps up and doing things all by them SELF! All great things come from SELF! All great designs. All great music. Inventions. A COLLECTIVE can't get anything done. SELF! SELF! SELF! IS THE ONLY GOD!

Anonymous said...

GREED alone creates jobs. All else is buggers on the wall above a public urinal.

Anonymous said...

WE? Can you even function in "I"?

Or are you so incompetent you have to be in "WE".

Anonymous said...

WE the people.

"I" the SELF!

Anonymous said...

WE conformity is why those cocksuckers are running wild all over the world. They want everyone to conform to their religious bullshit. "I" is the only thing which is FREEDOM and "I" is the only thing that can stop or beat their ass.

CONFORMITY is what allows and CREATES all TYRANNY!

Anonymous said...

Quit thinking in terms of WE and start think in terms of "I"!

Anonymous said...

Ask Gene Simmons how far thinking in terms of "I" has gotten him.

"I" brought us KISS. Not WE.

Anonymous said...

EXCEPTIONALISM is what creates all FREEDOM.

Anonymous said...

NAZISM is WE.

FREEDOM is "I"!

Anonymous said...

hey just chillin looking for people to chill with got some extras too its so nice of some weather summer almost here........

Anonymous said...

A woman's power is not in her intellect, but in the visual PRETTINESS of her "vaginal".

Anonymous said...

If the vaginal looks like the end of an elephant trunk, the women cannot be allowed to purchase designer clothes. Runway models only with FRESH PINK, 19 year old LADIES who work at ORANGE JULIUS in the mall are intelligent. No college graduate women who look like men and have a grey green moustache. Women must be dainty, ath-e-letic and radiant. Clip boards should denote on DANCING WITH THE STARS just who looks like Susan Boyle. Susan Boyle can sing while cleaning rooms at MOTELS and WAFFLE diners. Women are not of LADY unless they are 19 years old and work at Orange Julius.

Anonymous said...

Women should fill out applications to have a SYSTEMS CHECK like on a building.To see if they are of LADY. This means 19 year old LADIES who work at Orange Julius. They are pretty. They are gorgeous. Only they are of non scabby.

Anonymous said...

Put uh bath oil bead in the tub and float around luxuriate LIKE UH SCHWANN.

Anonymous said...

Damn it Ross. I accidentally did not hit the anonymous option. I am using my daughters computer. Please do not post her info. She does not know I am using her computer to post. It is not fair to her. Hopefully I'll get a cheap computer soon from a thrift store. Please don't post her info. I appreciate it. She does not know and it is not fair to her. Hopefully I'll get a computer soon.

Anonymous said...

athalete

Anonymous said...

No tobacco products!

Anonymous said...

Ross. I have no computer skills. Sometimes acquaintences in coffee shops let me use their laptop computers. I always post anonymously. But sometimes I accidently bump it before hitting the anonymous spot. So if you get a posting you are almost sure is me and it has their address and icon photo please don't post it. They won't let me use their computer again. Also any family member of mine. They don't know I post with their computers. They think I am just looking on ebay. If they get mad at me they won't let me use their computers anymore. So please understand. If I get my own lap top I can post with my own name. Hopefully I'll get a computer soon.

Anonymous said...

Wearing name brand FOSTER GRANT sun glasses, I can see the OIL SANDS peeled away to reveal the diamonds, rubies and gold beneath. This is the real reason for digging. Not the oil.

Anonymous said...

Joined the Circus Troupe. Learning to apply the CLOWN ROUTIQUE. Sort of like eye liner. Sort of like an ORANGE BLUSH. But it resonates from the conclave.

Anonymous said...

My alzheimers is growing. That is why I must take my meds.

Anonymous said...

Cheenyuh says hello. The square puzzle was ridicule. Yes it was.

Anonymous said...

The New Art does not copy the past. Original art is entirely NEW.

Anonymous said...

Wang Chung today. Not Wang Chung tonight.

Anonymous said...

There was a little packet laying up here. Now its not here.

Anonymous said...

Focus! Hear the Charlie Brown TV Show Movie Holiday Special Theme Song in your mind. Here/hear it shall stay never ending for days!

Anonymous said...

Donkey chain. Oh darlin' donkey chain.

Anonymous said...

I saw you in a government building today. You were wearing a white dress shirt and tan pants and were walking around with another armed person. You also have a shaven head and had your handcuffs and gun on you. I remember hearing something about your key not having access. If you think this is you reply with a waist up picture. Please nothing perverted.

Anonymous said...

I am ARCHER. I have Sean Connery hair c.1964 James Bond Goldfinger/Dr.No. I do not have a shaved head.

Anonymous said...

TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. definately is Annunakian.

Anonymous said...

What is the rule on body hair?

Anonymous said...

Some smart marks like to see a face lose in shoot screwjobs.

Anonymous said...

I've been haunted since butt-injection death.

Anonymous said...

But you know ELVRISS fellout on the kahmole.

Anonymous said...

ACE FACE was a Bell Boy.

Anonymous said...

All for me and none for you!!!

Anonymous said...

What bodybuilders strive for. Their entire boddirs covered in veins that look just like DICKSKIN.

Anonymous said...

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"welcome to fight club.da first rule of fight club is:yousa no talk about fight club.da second rule of fight club is:yousa no talk about fight club!third rule of fight club:someone yells "stop!goes limp,taps out,da fight is over.fourth rule:on two guys toda fight.fifth rule:one fight at a time,fellas.sixth rule:no shirts,no shoes.seventh rule:fights ganna goin on as longo as thesa has to.and da eighth and final rule:if dis is yousa first time at fight club,yousa has to fight."

"space,da final frontier.these is da voyages of da starship enterprise.its 5-year mission:to explore nutsen new worlds,to seek out new life and new civilizations,to bold goin wherea no man has gone before."

"now is da winter of weesa discontent made glorious summer by dis son of york; and all da clouds da low r d upon weesa house inda deep bosom of da ocean buri."

"missa life fades.da vision dims.all da remains is memories.missa remember a time of chaos.ruin dreams.dis wast land.but most of all,missa remember da road warrior.da man weesa call "max".to understand who he was,yousa has go back to another time.whena da biiig empire was power by da black fuel.and da desert sprout great cities of pipe and steel.gone now,swept away."

"weesa re knights of da round table,weesa dance whene er weesa re able.weesa doin routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable,weesa dine bombad here in camelot,weesa eat ham and jam and spam maxibig / weesa re knights of da round table,weesa showin is for-mi-dable.but many times weesa re given rhymes da is quita un-sing-able,weesa re opera mad in camelot,weesa s from da diaphragm maxibig / in war weesa re tough and able,quita in-de-fa-ti-gable.between weesa quests weesa sequin vests and impersonata clark gable / isa a busy life in camelot,my to push da pram maxibig "

Anonymous said...

You have to remember folks, taste in music changes just about every decade, I remember when my dad would say rock and roll sounded like a bunch of screaming drug addicts plucking guitars, I think today's music is soulless and wrapped in plastic, 20 years from now who knows what the next generation will be bopping their heads to. As far as Kid Rock and Beyonce I think there's a bit of envy there on his part, she is selling out stadiums worldwide, he is on the county fair bus tour jamboree.

Anonymous said...

your retarted

Anonymous said...

Dick Cheney eats chocolate pants pudding. Then he chokes on it and dies. Oops!

Anonymous said...

He has done more to GET HIS WAY his entire life than you'll ever do. He is GREAT! and he is handsome. Look at his face and glasses. Lick the photo. Say, I AM NOT WORTHY to be farted on by him.

Anonymous said...

Alex Theodoridis of the University of California at Merced asked Republicans, Democrats, and Independents "Which of these do you think most likely describes what Obama believes deep down?"

They could choose from: Christian, atheist, Muslim, spiritual, or I don't know." Over half of Republicans answered "Muslim."

I wonder how much overlap there is between the 54% who believe Obama is a Muslim and the 11% who either believe or are unsure that the country is being run by shape-shifting lizard people?

Anonymous said...

All leadership is crap. But because you think , THINK the current one is everything opposite of what you hate you suddenly lick the ass of the current one. Even though because all of you suck up to him he has more power to be a shit head than all the previous assholes before him put together. That is the STUPID arrogance of the liberal. They like to ridicule the republicans and see them as stupid. Even though they hate the republicans they still see them as mentally less than their liberal thinking. yet the asshole in charge may be super crafty and a bigger asshole than any stupid republican shit. but yet the liberal wants to drink the diarreah of the current asshole no matter what. its almost nazi follow the leader bullshit. its the same as the enabling attitude. how a family sticks by the drug addict robbing them blind because they love him. the republicans have no power. the one you gotta worry about screwing you over is the one in charge right now. If ya'll are/were real anarchists you would understand this.

Anonymous said...

Truman makes the BEST Chicken Chong Ling.

Anonymous said...

Dick Cheney is a turd.

Anonymous said...

Wrong. He is everything you want in a love doll. His daughter looks just like him. Like a blonde Rosie O'Donnell. Let his oil industry friends make the decisions. They know what is best for you.

Anonymous said...

they had a show similar to that a few years ago on discovery or similar that i was really excited about, however it turned out to just be a guy going around hitting old bridges and tunnels with a hammer saying "look at that concrete chipping away!" ... I'm not sure how many episodes that lasted, i cant even find it via google, but I dont think it had nearly the success of kitchen nightmares

Anonymous said...

I see you in our store all the time, always dressed in something very revealing. Your about 18-19 I would say and yesterday 3/1 you wore hot pink pants with no panties that showed off your amazing ass and delicious camel toe. When you come in I always try to get a good long look at you, you are beautiful and shameless and I need to see you more ;)

Would love to get a private viewing, or buy you sexy things to wear for me.

Anonymous said...

Gilligan's Island... so why the hell would a rich couple get on a shitty tiny boat with poor people for a day trip? And bring a years worth of luggage?

Right there the crew should've known the voyage was doomed.

Anonymous said...

I am the person who posted about finding out my husband is having homosexual sex with his hunting and fishing partner, who's family is close friends with our family.

Anonymous said...

Its called HOMER SENT CHEW UHL!

Anonymous said...

A man and a woman, who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"

After a moment of silence, he farted.

Anonymous said...

Wrong, God made the bees and birds, and butterflys to florish on earth. Man made the fake cell phone tree that kills them off.. Everytime you get A good connection you are saying
FUCK YOU GOD

Anonymous said...

pingchonglongtong

Anonymous said...

Why has bob dylan always looked like he crawled off skid row?

Anonymous said...

why do people like the hairdo of bob dylan. is it WIG TOOF? Is it LAH TEAFS. SHAN NOO SSSSSHAN NOO.

Anonymous said...

Everything is tax deductible.

Anonymous said...

I JUST GOT THE 7A 160 MPH ELECTRIC BLOWER, BUT THE ONE I ORDERED AND GOT WAS SINGLE SPEED. I WANTED TO PUT IN A REVIEW FOR THE SINGLE SPEED BLOWER AND COULD NOT FIND IT ANYWHERE...BUT THE 2 SPEED ONE HAS GOT TO BE AS GOOD OR EVEN BETTER THAN WHAT I GOT. I JUST TRIED IT ON PINE NEEDLES AND 160 MPH IS QUITE ENOUGH TO WORK ON PINE NEEDLES. IT ROLLS THEM UP INTO A LONG ROLL AND IT MAKES IT EASY TO SCOOP THEM INTO A BAG OR TRASH CONTAINER. I AM EXCITED ABOUT THIS BECAUSE MY ENTIRE YARD IS FULL OF PINE NEEDLES...FRONT AND BACK. THE UNIT IS NOT TOO HEAVY AND I HAD NO PROBLEM HANDLING THE LONG CORD. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND EITHER THE SINGLE SPEED OR THE TWO SPEED....TRUMAN DID A GOOD JOB KEEPING THE UNIT LIGHT ENOUGH TO HAUL ALL AROUND THE YARD. (I'M A FEMALE.) IT IS EASY TO USE AND IN THE FALL I THINK I WILL BE USING IT QUITE A BIT ON LEAVES. IT ALSO BLOWS YARD DEBRIS WELL SUCH A PECANS AND PINE CONES. I HAVE A HUGE PECAN TREE THAT IS PELTING MY ROOF AND YARD WITH PECANS CONSTANTLY.

Anonymous said...

women envy men because they know the penis is just a giant engorged pleasure clitoris. so men get setch pleasdure 100 times more intense than the tiny female grub worm creates/provides.

Anonymous said...

even as a young man bob dylan had jaundice liver skin of unattractive emaciation. in general he looks like a skillet after breaded catfish has been fried.

Anonymous said...

bob dylan is not cool. he never was. joan baez's morning breath is more talented than bob dylans left foot pinky toe nail of yellow green dirt impaction barnacle. that toenail can be used to scrap the dried mustard blocking the opening tip of the squirt bottle in the fridge. you are not a real artists. you did not do well in math because your brain is demi-tasse. you are not a real artists but you are haute-smug in behaviour like a carbon copied star schmucks employee with an alum-inati eye of horus tahtool on your chess.

Anonymous said...

if a woman has deep vein thrombosis. she can not help lucy stomp the grapes in the black and white loocy show episode. fred mertz had a sweaty vinigury cod piece jock strap.

Anonymous said...

misinformation ^. Penii and clits have the same number of nerves.

Anonymous said...

MASS creates MORE. So dick trumps clit.

Anonymous said...

That is like saying a CHOAD can feel as much as JOHN HOLMES.

Anonymous said...

Dick is BIG SCREEN. Clit is trimmed down for TV.

Anonymous said...

The DICK and CLITS are the brains. One BIG one LITTLE. One STRONG one WEAK.

Anonymous said...

Porn stars can hump long time because their meat monsters are insensitive.

Anonymous said...

male porn stars

Anonymous said...

Good day to you! I hope you find this ad to be invigorating and not insulting in any way. I have the best intentions while writing it, and I deeply hope someone will respond lol.

Why am I searching for new friends on craigslist? Well, at almost 33 years old, I am the last of the ladies that I grew up with that is not married and/or has children, both of which hinder them greatly from going out into the social scene. This is the first reason I am searching for new friends, which brings me to the next and most driving reason...

I love to go downtown once a week to have a few cocktails (or a virgin drink), be social and do some people-watching. But I hadn't been able to do that for awhile, because I lacked a co-pilot. Well, a couple months ago I ran into an old friend and I thought this was the perfect opportunity to gain a social buddy. Well, we did in fact go out once a week for the last two months. However, over the course of our weekend adventures I noticed that my friend was someone that I no longer wanted to hang out with; she has no manners or etiquette, and it becomes very embarrassing!

Where have all the classy ladies gone? When I say 'classy', I don't mean a lady with a fur coat and diamond earrings lol. What do I refer to as 'classy' then? Let me start by giving you a brief list of things that you will NEVER catch me doing, nor do I want to be in close proximity with someone doing these things:
*spitting, burping aloud, using fingers to pick food from teeth, cursing in excess, talking about religion or politics in public settings, being rude to others, being loud and shouting, talking about bathroom activities, talking about sexual escapades in public, being caddy towards other women, complaining aloud in restaurants about the food, hustling for drinks or no cover charge (don't act cheap/broke, even if you are), wear clothing that reveals your under garments, wearing pajamas outside the home, etc.

Am I perfect? Heck no! But I know what behaviors are offensive to others and not very lady-like. I know the type of respectable human being that I have become and I enjoy being around others who are like-minded. I am not prissy in anyway, but I enjoy wearing a dress, painting my nails, and doing my make up. I always say please and thank you with a smile. If I have a problem with something, I do not make a spectacle of the situation, but I pull the situation to the side and politely find a remedy that favors all.

A little more about myself: I am a full-time student, single, I wear a fair amount of black and I have a few tahtools, I enjoy doing arts & crafts, hiking, non-smoker, drug-free, I drink socially (but never get drunk), I have a dog, I love cooking and dining, socializing, people-watching, having deep conversations about life, and learning new things. I am super chill, and not at all uptight.

If you can hold yourself up in a social situation and you like to go out on the weekends, then email me back and tell me about yourself. All types are welcome (your age, race, gender, sexual orientation, and religious beliefs don't matter to me of course). Just don't be fake and act like someone who you are clearly not, because it will show; however, this would be good practice if you want to work on your etiquette skills.

Have a good weekend!

Anonymous said...

I want to Thank the Person that wrote "Men, If You Really Love Her......" Such a Wise CL Post. . .
Hopefully Poster does not mind My adding a few suggestions to Men. . .

In doing so may it be understood this writer knows he is not a scientist nor someone special; I'm Just a 62 y/o Man that cares. . . If My Post does not resonate with someone, Please either do not respond and or do Your Best to respond with Positive thoughts and words. . . ( I do realize there may be "Trolls" that get stirred. . .}

It would be Great if Men, {Me Too} considered the Powerful Tools available within Each of Us if We search for them. . . {With Practice these Tools eventually become automatically available}
May I and Others consider Tools such as:
1) Thinking Positive as Possible as Much as Possible {of course Life has It's ups and downs. . .} Even so, Thinking Positive Raises Vibrational Energies};

2) Having Compassion, Empathy and Forgiveness for Others and Ourselves;

3) Choosing Wisely Words We use when speaking to Others and Self Talk to Ourselves. . .
ie. {judgments of Others and Ourselves}

4) Realizing unless there is a Life threatening situation, may We never act out with violence be it physically and or emotionally. . . its also Very Important for Us to realize the act of inflicting physical pain on another Person is horrible; however Our Words also can cause deep, deep wounds within Other People and Ourselves. . .

It would be Wonderful if Myself and Others understood Everything has It's Own Vibrational Energy. To include Words. . . Scientists with High Powered Microscopes have shown the Molecular Structure of Water changes by the way We Think, by Words We use and Intentions We have. . . {Our Bodies are 70% to 90% Water}. . . therefore anything that comes from Love changes Us and Our Body Water to that Higher Vibration and Attracts More of It; anything from hate/fear most likely will attract more of those lower vibrations and actions. . . {this is called "The True Law of Attraction}

Peace-n-Love-n-Light To Us All,
from Me and My Cat Harley the Bed Hogg

Anonymous said...

The Philippines under US territorial administration removed their half-centavo coins from circulation in 1904 because of public rejection of such a small denomination, though introduced only the year before. The Philippine half centavo continued as a proof-only coin until 1908, and a small run of aluminum half-centavo coins was privately struck in 1913 for the Culion Leper colony, but not circulated. In contrast to that however, the Philippine hundredth of a peso denomination (one centimo) continues to exist as a circulated coin as of 2011 despite a record low value of $0.00024.

Anonymous said...

look what the cat caused to the boy in trainspotting.

Anonymous said...

look at the video of the lions opening the door on the safari tourists on you tube. your water theory goes out the bus window like the teacher on the beevis and butthead episode. marshmellows don't last long on planet earth. the water has club and fang and ferine strain in it. might makes right is sin in the world. sin is what ate john lennon, ghandi, martin, bobby, and selena. only nun chuck skills and bow staff skills keep napolean dynamite safe. empathy is jesus loves me. adults eat up grey shades. ask dr leakey what he thinks ate lucy. humans say one thing and do another. bela lugosi said it is the big green dragon that sits on the door step. but then again bela lugosi was a vampire. neville chamberlin preached empathy. churchill was a bull dog. and they got big nut sacks.

Anonymous said...

Why not come join us playing or learning how to play Table Tennis - better know as "Ping Pong".

Anonymous said...

During the first intermission the Soviet coach replaces Tretiak with backup Vladimir Myshkin. In the second period the Soviets score a goal to go up 3–2. Early in the final period the Soviet team is called for a penalty, giving the Americans a man advantage. Johnson scores his second goal of the game just as the penalty is about to expire. Later Eruzione enters the game and scores to give the US a 4-3 lead. The entire team skates onto the ice as the crowd celebrates.

Anonymous said...

I have a special request that needs to be fulfilled by an even more special man. A man with a very adventurous tongue and a taste for tuna. I want you sir to feast yourself on my tuna filled pussy. I want you to spoon tuna fish into my vagina then eat it out. Please respond ASAP, looking for someone tonight. Dig in and don't be afraid to play with your food ;)

Anonymous said...

A study has found that The Smiths employed the greatest vocabulary range of all bands to emerge from Manchester, using more than 1,100 different words in their first three albums.

Anonymous said...

Person: *walks into room* Hi! Oh.... Am I interrupting something?
Couple vigorously banging: .....................no.

Anonymous said...

Looking for someone between 21-31 who's up to drink a few angry orchards and smoke a few bowls. This is a one time offer to see where things go, whether just a chill smoke sesh or casual fwb. I'm real and just picked up some herb. It was nice and sunny today. Please change reply email to smokendrank and attach a pic to weed out spam. I'll be waiting, so let's smoke.

Anonymous said...

bad teeth. the sign of god jankin'.

Anonymous said...

You have to like animals. My BFF is a Chihuahua, and she is an attention horror at times. 30-45 years of age please. I don't play games, and neither should you.

Anonymous said...

I like to wear tight shorts to Disney World and walk the camel until I cum. I tease myself in public by walking the camel. I love to walk the camel in public and get off without anyone knowing. With the seam of my jeans deep inside, I start my day by walking my dog AND my camel.