#402, 734 - 2nd Ave. NW,
Ours not to wonder why, ours but to do or die.
Apparently ROCTOBER just LOVES everything that is TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. It is a big Chicago PROGRESSIVE music magazine with great scope, stature and influence. It is all into all ARTS and knows what is "THE SHIT" and what is LLLAME and YOU are no where to be found there,.... mister sane.TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.has a powerful dickHe is the ART FUCK
"Ross don't play."Yule Git Shanked34D Off The TierReal Deal, Canada54d Lp3
"I have got the sharpest knife, so I get the biggest slice, I got no time to do battle."
Call him "GINSU ROSS"Kai Tai WooATA KARATE SCHOOL
"Many people don't know this but Truman has two penises. A smaller one beneath the top one. His name in school was SWISS ARMY. So ya'll don't be so mean to him."Ms. Veronica CulverhouseNursePatrick Grade SchoolWilmont, Georgia 65482
"Nah, dawg. They called him RINGO because when puberty hit it had a Beatle Wig and underneath looked like RINGO STARR just like in the Beatle cartoon."RANDYFamous Celebrity
"It wasn't a hermadophis, it was just two thangs. Evil looking but two thangs. It was cause he, he was bornded ev-uh. Maybe they have two thangs on his planet."Boo Boo, Bud's brother.School chums.They knew him in school.They lived three houses up the street.Knew him sinst they was four.
"Mister Sane is just mad cause his momma used to always make him get BUSTER BROWN PAUL PAROTT SHOES instead of DINGO BOOTS like all the other boys wore to school."Margie Guyana13B Reverend Jones St.Grapico, Illinois 45632
!!!!!MAIL ART EXCLUSIVE!!!!!NOW AVAILABLE TO MAIL ARTISTS ONLY DO YOU WISH YOU WERE AS GOOD AS TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.?NOW THERE IS A SOLUTION. TRUMAN BOUGHT A PACK OF NOTEBOOK PAPER. HE IS CHEWING UP ONE SHEET AT A TIME UNTIL IT IS PULP. THEN HE WALKS AROUND SQUEEZING ALL THE JUICE OUT OF IT UNTIL IT IS JUST MOIST. USING A NEEDLE HE INSERTS A NYLON PIECE OF FISHING LINE. THE LENGTH IS TIED TO MAKE A NECKLACE. THE SPIT BALL OF PAPER IS THE AMULET. LEFT TO DRY IN THE SUN THE SPIT BALL AMULET IS HAND PAINTED BY TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. GOLD. THESE SELL FOR $19.95 CASH. PAINTED SILVER ARE $9.95 CASH. IF YOU CAN AFFORD A GOLD ONE BUY IT. THIS IS A GREAT OPPORTUNITY TO BETTER YOURSELF. YOU CAN LOOK AT THE GOLDEN OR SILVER SPIT BALL WHENEVER YOU FEEL "BLUE" AND REASSURE YOURSELF BY THINKING "HEY, I MIGHT BE TRASH BUT TRUMAN'S SPIT BALL IS SYMBOLIC THAT I AM NOT COMPLETE GARBAGE." ORDER AS MANY AS YOU LIKE. SEND CASH ORDERS TO: HIS LORD HIGHNESS MAGESTY BETTER THAN EVERYBODY ELSE,TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. 3219 CARDEN DRIVE COSCUMBUS GEORGIA 31907-2143 U.S.A. P.S. WHY NOT ORDER ONE FOR YOUR MOMMA TO WEAR WHILE YOU ARE AT IT. AND REMEMBER, TRUMAN IS LOVE! TRUMAN ALONE SAVES! TRUMAN ALONE IS LORD GOD. WORSHIP HIM ALONE!
GO DADDY executive Bob Parsons is a DIRT BAG. He killed an ELEPHANT. Check out the You Tube video. Humans should be endangered. Not Animals.Subvert The Dominant Paradigm
Can't you so called INTELLECTUAL ARTISTS read and write? SUPPORT ROSS' BLOG!Mrs. GunnelsYour Second Grade Teacher
TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. UPDATE:"Rosst, I just went to uh restaurant. I ate too much. Now I gotta dukey!"Truman Bentley Jr.On Commode Duty
Actually, it's not that bad... in your mouth.
oh my--what is wrong with you, Truman? Seriously, what is wrong with you???Art goddess of the world...Miss Goodlay
Truman did not write the one about the mouth. Anything that debases SELF is not an activity of a GOD.SHEMHAMFORASH!(For definition:GOOGLE, "SHEMHAMFORASH")
"Whoever made the mouth comment. They are gonna put you in THE KOO KOO HUTCH if your mind keeps dancing into thoughts similar to that."Dr. Ghaddafi
PUBLIC NOTICEMonday I am having plastic surgery consultation about having a minature kangaroo style pouch indention pocket sewn into the base of my skull. Inside I'll keep a little plastic snap container to put a little pickle in. I can carry it around in there and when I get hungry I can take it out for a snack.Wish Me Luck on this ground breaking surgery.TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.3219 Carden DriveCoscumbus Georgia31907-2143
For all those who don't like Truman Bentley Jr. go to YOU TUBE and look at episodes of THE NEW ZOO REVIEW. Watch DOUG and EMMY JO and learn the song NEW ZOO REVIEW COMING RIGHT AT YOU! A few days later go to the barber and get a DOUG haircut. Go to the eye doctor and get DOUG eye glasses. Then you'll be set!TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.Counselor of Madness!
"In the Hose of Betty. In the Hose of Betty!"ROYCE!
A TALE FROM TRUMAN"Back in 1983 a friend's brother about two years younger than us said something I did not like. He had chosen to be a cocky smart ass bullying asshole. I had been lifting weights and he was on the wrestling team and the undisciplined scum he was(still is) he seldom worked out. I was working on MG's every day all day. Pulling transmissions and engines. I was in great shape. He acted challenging and cocky all the time and finally one day he decided with all his wrestling moves to challenge me in front of several of our friends. He kept trying to put wresting moves on me but no matter how perfect, my power was too much and I just kept taking him to the ground like a stuffed animal. Finally he gave up and admitted I was strong and he didn't realize that pure strength can overcome all wrestling moves. He continued to be a smart ass saying things he shouldn't. Nobody ever liked him even the smart ass punks he ran around with. The point of the story. I have absolutely DESPISED every cell in his body since I first was aquainted with him. I think about how much I despise him at least once a day or every other day. Doing so gives me strong aggressive confidence. In my mind I think of him rotting away in hellish CANCER. I have thought this for at least over 27 years. I don't even think he knows how bad I despise him. It is GREAT JOY to despise him. I despise him in the cruelest most powerful DESPISAL. Recently I have heard he has actually caught CANCER and is going through cancer treatment. I don't want him to die. I just want him to live eternally hooked up to tubes and bags simmering in his falling apart flesh without end. BOW and PRAY now to the eternal evil power of all the cosmos to make this happen. By praying it. Thinking it. You are participating in a COLLECTIVE ENDLESS ART SCORE I CALL "THE CURSE". Smile as you feel healthy, drink wine and enjoy life. Breathe in GLUTTONOUSLY and hog yourself some air right now smiling knowing his lungs might be filling with hack cough emphesema pus-pain. THIS IS THE GREATEST GOOD! Thanks for participating in this ART SCORE! Smile. Enjoy your day!THE GREATEST BEST HUMAN BEING OF ALL TIMETRUMAN BENTLEY JR.3219 CARDEN DRIVECOSCUMBUS GEORGIA 31907-2143 U.S.A.
"Ross it just dawned on me that it is Wednesday night. You are not posting frequently. You must be at Wednesday Night Bible Study and Choir Practice."Church Lady777 Sanctified Ave.Holy Ghost, Hawaii 86430
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