#402, 734 - 2nd Ave. NW,
"TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. is MAIL ART. People who write him are TUNED IN TO THIS FACT. Everyone else are like fake brand knock offs of Chef Boy Ardee ravioli. Nothing in comparison to THE REAL THING! Like cheap fake sodas or non Toast Ems or fake brand copy Pop Tarts.They are like that late sixties fake Beatles Lp with the Union Jack on it that made almost everyone think it was a Beatles' album. Then when you got home it turned out to sound worse than PAUL WILLIAMS backed by a bar band doing Beatles' tunes. Face it. Everyone else is just styrofoam chiplets. Not even an optical illusion. Name checkin' LOT LICE."PRAY TO TRUMAN! OBEY HIM! WORSHIP ONLY HIM!It works better than bathing with soap cutting down on your mildew.Face it AVERAGE. Your CHI is off.TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.The only ART GOD!Everyone else is mildewge-cottage CHI! YUH NUTHIN MINKEY!
"Truman has a LAND OF THE GIANTS lunch box and thermos. Everyone else has a scotch plaid lunch box and thermos HAND-ME-DOWN from their sister KATHY who ran off and got married and pregnant by CHARLES the meat man from the grocery store. The thermos and lunch box still have glue and threads on it from the RED CROSS white surgical tape your momma put on it and wrote KATHY with a blue ball point pen that blured over time. The folding metal thermos holder wire inside is rusted too."OBSERVANT COMMITTEE ON WATCHIN' YOUINTERNATIONAL
are you a fan of Charlie Sheen, Truman?
"Charlie Sheen mimics Truman. He has read The Newsletter for years."Abe Cohen Kovner Studios23B West Burbank Ave.Thrush California 98765
"Ross you should post stuff more often."Joan Preeda
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