Friday, June 10, 2011



Amie Carson via Truman Bentley Jr.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lookit here-uh sawn, I say sawn, did ya see tha hawk aftah those-uh hens? He scared 'em! Tha' Rhode Island Red turned white. Thane blue. Rhode Island. Red, white, an' blue. That's a joke, sawn. A flag waver. You're built too low. Da fast ones go ovuh yo-oar head. Ya got a hole in yo-oar glove. I keep pitchin' 'em and you keep missin' 'em. Ya gotta keep yo-oar eye on the ball. Eye. Ball. I almost hadda gag, sawn. Joke, that is.

Anonymous said...

Aimee Carson is on a South Land Tour of famous Mississippi Delta Blues Icon shacks. She sent a post card from Blues singer Blind Smelly-Jelly Cinnamon Roll's Shack home. Lots of detail/info written about the tour on the card. I just sent it to you with lots of Aponte Updates on his teaching nurses at the College to scrawl out wood block prints. Ross. You are The Art Archive Now. The Hoarder Museum of Lunatic-Mad Ephemera. Face it. You are the curator of all the ART TRASH GARBAGE. I'm just uh SSSANGUH!

Electro Shock Stitches
TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.
3219 CARDEN DRIVE
COSCUMBUS GEORGIA
31907-2143
U.S.A.

Anonymous said...

Regarding the first posting from
FOGHORN YANKEE WHORE

That goon. Sounds like a yankee tryin' tuh talk Southern. Dave Chappell should introduce him to THAT BABY SELLING WEED in the ghetto.

Dr. Sane said...

The causes of the grandiose personality are still not understood in total. Because of schizophrenia's higher rate of frequency and greater problems, more time has gone into research this specific problem. However, there are some leading theories addressing the potential causes of the disorder. The most common theory is that genetics and family history play a major role. As with many other mental illnesses, a person with a family history of the problem is at a greater risk of developing the condition. Another idea that is used to explain some cases of grandiose delusions is that the symptoms are part of a defensive reaction to environmental stimuli. In other words, the person develops this delusion as a way to protect themselves against reality.

Anonymous said...

Pray to the God Of The Pit to send cancer to all THE CHILDREN of people who do not genuflect backwards to our beloved and only God TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. May the children of all who do not put TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. on an absolute pedestal may those people's beloved children ketch incurable mortal intense childhood cancer diseases, and though they are terminal they get in a fatal bus accident in route to the children's hospital seeking life saving cures. May their cows and horses get eaten by the CHUPRACABRA. May their dad get injured and placed in a hospice iron lung. May all their loved ones get mortally ill and abandon them. May all of their living relatives become crack heads and sell their funeral arrangements for dope. May they sit in a mud puddle on a rainy day holding nothing but a bubble gum wrapper. If ya'll can think of anything else add some more. What about POLIO legs and diabetes. Now all who love TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. may they win the lottery and and have plenty of everything endlessly. May everybody else have curses and may their god drop kick them like he is kicking a can or shoe box. Pray for can-suh! Can-suh! Can-suh! Oh how lovely! Oh how GOOD! Everyone focus and pray for the grim reaper to ketch their children like Tiny Tim Bob Cratchits son in the Dickins story A CHRISTMAS CAROL. Bald headed chemotherapy radiation heads and no white blood cells Leukemia blood. May their children croak of RICKETS and may their heart be broken DEVASTATED because they were not a GOOD PARENT. HA! HA! HA! Pray for CAN-SUH to live in the bodies of 99.9% of the world population. But not in the bodies of pretty perfect super model looking people. WONDERFUL!

Anonymous said...

Humans don't deserve food or money or shelter. They should only have enough food to survive the day to toil to work to make money to send ME, TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.! Every coin they send me is symbolic of themself dying and being born again vicariously because their money goes to buy me more VELVET. PRAISE TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. for he alone is FLUXUS DADA-DADDY NEOIST ALL ART YES! HAIL HIS HOLY NAME BETTER THAN THE NAME OF ALL DIRTY GODS OF ALL THE GUTTER RAT RELIGIONS OF HUMANITY FOR ONLY, ONLY ,ONLY! TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. IS GOD! Everybody else's god is of less value than the used peeled off denture grip upon removal of some old bag's dentures. JESUS ENSLAVES! TRUMAN SAVES! TRUMAN IS THE BEST GOD! TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. IS THE BEST GOD! FOR HE IS FAR ABOVE ANY TWO CENT ANTI CHRIST!

Anonymous said...

"Art Galleries the world over are buying TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.'s paintings because he doesn't have infantigo!"

Anonymous said...

"Ross Priddle has the best WEB SITE. Everybody else's art web sites are STALE & LLLLAME!"

Yo Mah Muh, HO.
6969 Lech Avenue
Yankee Ignorance, New York
6969-69

Anonymous said...

"YO-OAR GLOVE. That is what your momma used to bathe you with. Her WHORE GLOVE."

Anonymous said...

GENETICS and FAMILY HISTORY? This guy is a EUGENICS man! And we know that anyone who looks at a human being's GENES views that BREEDING causes VALUE in people and that means if applied to humanity you can classify people and their group as either being of GREATER or LESSER value. No he isn't DR. SANE. He is DR. MENGELE! And his use of his white lab coat of authority called PSYCHIATRY allows him to JUDGE. Dr. Sane thinks he is smart, but he tries hard to compensate for his watery intellect. He can only at best make it to the second round of intellectual discourse. Remember Dr. SANE you gotta have a hard dick to fuck in this world, and yours is only made of CHEESE.

TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.
3219 CARDEN DRIVE
COSCUMBUS GEORGIA
31907-2143 U.S.A.

Anonymous said...

Truman. Don't give him that much prestige. DR. MENEGELE? Mengele was a brilliant doctor before he turned into a MONSTER. No, Dr. Sane would be lucky if he could grab a PHD in public education or chiropractic. I bet his lair is piled sky high with papers and books too. Stacks of National Geographic and Popular Science.

Anonymous said...

Dr. Sane you dry desert virgin you. How does that feel? And knowing A SCHIZOPHRENIC SAVANT can get more pussy in a month that your daddy got in his whole life time. You hate it. Now go eat some tuna on rye.

Anonymous said...

DR. SANE is too fucking broke and chicken shit to even order himself a LOVE DOLL.

Anonymous said...

DR. SANE has a Black Belt in virginity.

Anonymous said...

DR. SANE has a Black Belt in virginity.

Anonymous said...

Shout ROYCE!

Dr. Sane said...

It sounds like Truman is finally ready to ask for help. I've been waiting for this day.

Anonymous said...

AMIE CARSON IS A REAL ARTIST. SHE CREATES SILK SCREENS BETTER THAN MANDY POORFALL.

Anonymous said...

Amie Carson goes to the dentist. She has real teeth.

Anonymous said...

Aimee Carson is a very talented artist. That's what eeeeeverybody sez!