#402, 734 - 2nd Ave. NW,
They gone twist uh crick in they necks tuh read eeeevuh word uh this!TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. IS COLD LAMPIN'!
Oh lord I was making fun uh him. I didn't realize he was a real psychiatric disabled full blown MENTAL PATIENT! I feel; so bad. Its like I feel like I shoved uh crip off uh crutch.
I feel so bad. I didn't know he had a crutch for a neck.
Oh GOD! I was teasing' an ARTISTIC SAVANT!
I need to make amends. I need to send him a little hair comb and a shoe brush.
Throw away your crutches, Truman, you can walk! *touches you on the head*
Read this. Then begin your LIFE salvation fulfillment through TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. WORSHIP YOGA!
Hey! did you all realize BARBARA STEISAND was the first CHAZ. She was YENTL.
People. If you don't like TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. at least look in the mirror and embrace your inner CHAZ. Find your CHAZ CENTER and balance your CHAZ CHAKRA. Acceptance of your INNER CHAZ is the key. No I'm not talking about the Loony Tune character TAZ but the inner YOU who is PURE CHAZ. Relax. Look at yourself in the mirror. Exhale as you slowly say CCCCCCCHAZ.
Truman Bentley Jr. is so SEXY I love his LINGERIE!
Tomorrow I go into out patient treatment at 6:45AM to have ECT(Electro Covulsive Therapy.) I hope to leave the hospital around 2pm tomorrow afternoon. If the results are good/great, I won't have follow up treatment. But if I need a second treatment I can go in after October 1, for a second treatment. Wish me luck.
GOD DAMN! HE'S BETTER THAN EVERYBODY ELSE!TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.3219 CARDEN DRIVECOSCUMBUS GEORGIA31907-2143U.S.A.
Truman Bentley Jr. went to the dentist. He said for Truman to tell you all that next time Truman has an appointment, if any plaque or teeth food scrapins', or gum blood is wiped on a paper towel, if ya'll wait in the back, when the dentist is finished he'll put it on the top of the trash in the can. Then ya'll can get it out and eat it if you want to.
Truman Bentley Jr. sez,....BEHOLD! I BRING YOU GOD!SATAN! LUCIFER! BELIEL!SHEMHAMFORASCH! HAIL SSSSSATAN!
TRUMAN IS BETTER THAN ALL OF YUH!EAT HAM SAUSAGE AND BACON!NO GODS NO FOOLS NO TRASH!NO BUGGARED LIES OF THEIR MADE UP SADIST GOD RELIGIONS!THEIR GOD HAS A NAMEIT IS "BULLSHIT!"AND GUESS WHATTRUMAN BENTLEY JR.IS BETTER THAN ALL HUMANS AND THEIR FANTASY GODS!THEY ARE ON ROCKS!THEY TRIPPED OUT AND CRAZY!
TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. laughed when your dog got run over.
The NEW FLUXUS ACTIVITYDoing things that create blisters on your feet or hands. Then filming it and posting it on YOU TUBE. Example. Buy a new pair of hard leather dress shoes. Walk about five miles in them. Then film the blisters.Example. Buy a rake. Rake a large yard with no gloves. Film the blisters.Create other BLISTER EVENTS.Originated by the World leader of all Fluxus Dada NeoismTRUMAN BENTLEY JR.
A PERFECT MASTERPIECE!Sandy BloomHIGHTOWER MUSEUM OF RELICSBrier, S.C.
FLIBITIS LEGS showing soon in a theatre near YOU!
ITS TIME TO POST MORE MAIL ART? WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU? COMPUTER BROKEN?
Canada Post was on strike, but yeah, my computer is on it's last legs too...
Bentspoon is falling behind. Get to work Ross. Quit being DEPRESSED. You are a WOODSMEN OF THE WORLD. Quit whining.
Ross Priddle whut wrong. This Bentspoon. It jist broke. You ain't watering yo mail art plants. Go get a good dinner in a restaurant. Then get back to working on BENTSPOON GOON!
Post a Comment