#402, 734 - 2nd Ave. NW,
Truman Bentley, Jr has no standards, National Bureau or not.
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&I'm going to get physically altered to be a side show freak. I'll be the first human-reptile transplant. I want to have the top part of my THANG cut off and a bullfrog from below its front legs sewn on. I want the internal organs sewn in and have an opening for the frog to eliminate waste. Hopefully the frog shall mature and I can lay there on my back at night on grassy fields letting the frog snap flying insects and it shall make DEEP CROAK noises echoing through the hot summer nights. I shall also change my name to RIBBET.Sincerely,TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.3219 CARDEN DRIVECOSCUMBUS GEORGIA31907-2143U.S.A.* Now this beats Vincent Van Gogh's ear any day! This is real art! I shall be LIVING FLUXUS.
Dr. Sane has opened a new art gallery in the piss alley by the pool hall. It's called STALE N LAME GALLERY.Featuring artwork by Fat Slobs and Reprobates.
Maybe this artist should start a correspondence course with AIMEE CARSON to learn how to draw that baby deer head like in the LEARN TO DRAW magazine advertisement. Maybe Aimee can send some sharpened pencils and a tablet. There is hope. This artist might very well learn to draw or paint a face, or a fruit bowl. Aimee might graciously spend a few minutes of her time and drop a few crumbs her way. AIMEE can SILK SCREEN. That means AIMEE IS A REAL ARTIST. Aimee's momma also buys her the latest fashion clothes so she'll be stylish. Aimee has AIR CONDITIONING in her pocket book and in her lunch box. Aimee has oil wells because she is like model JERI HALL who married MICK JAGGER. She is from Texas. Everyone just ask Aimee. She can critique any of your scribble scrabble because Aimee Carson is INTERNATIONAL. And her grandmother is called "GGGRAN MA MA", not Nanner. Aimee Carson has five collegeseses degrees in art. She has a degree from THE PRATT INSTITUTE too. She is a rrrreal ART GIRL. She has saustidges and bacon!Real artist.Not a fffake artist.Real.Real.COME MR. BIGGLESWORTH! TO THE VOLCANO LAIR!
Cut off you ear!!!
Cut off "YOU" ear? Don't cut off your spell check or your hair. And quit trying to sing. You are making all the dogs in the neighborhood bark and howl.
Aimmmeee Carssssson. She is ggggrace. She is the BREAK-FFFFAST AT TIFFINYSSSSS excellllent ART PPPPPRET-TY GGGGURL. Everyone lllloves her. Looooves her.(Sing to the tune of the TV show FLIPPER),AAAAAIMEE CARSON, CARSON, SSSSHE IS THE AAAARRRRRT GURL! THE BEST ART GGGGURL! EVERYONE ONE LLLLLUVS HER!
That's just mmmeaness TRAY-SUH!
Emma Joe Vas-Qa-way-hu.
"A big portable dumpster needs to be rented. All the neighbors need to volunteer to help. Then everything art related needs to be chunked in. The hoarders house could be cleaned up in a few hours. Then THE STATE LADY could check each day to see if any more things are brought in besides a loaf of bread and lunch meat. Art must be replaced with THE BURGER KING employee guide book. 40hrs. a week of hamburger making. All that art nonsense needs to stop. When a person thinks they are an artist but are not, they need to work at BURGER KING. Everyone can help to make sure the ART DREAMER isn't bringing home any more scraps. Check those paper sacks and jacket pockets for any drawings or color crayons. That artness is ridiculous. Burger King can bring a person back in touch with reality. First of all there really aren't any real artists anyway. Book publishers and Hollywood just created the notion of artists to make stories. They didn't know people would start thinking they were artists. Burger King can help. Its work and work can help the mind reboot and break out of that "phantasy art world false reality." Its a real psychosis like nail biting and excessive compulsive touching rails and telephone poles. Crossing the street ten times over and such. Like people who fart out loud only when people are there. Artist people are really in need of the neighbors pitching in to help fumigate and throw away all that art gibblet mess. Don't let anyone have those crayons. Let em read the BURGER KING PROCEDURES MANUAL. It'll calm em down and bring back em in touch with the fact they are not an artist. Just a COOKER AND CLEANERER." THIS IS MORE ASEMIC WRITING.ITS THE PRIDDLE FLAVOR OF THE WEEK.
All this is a copy of the WORKS of the artist BERNARD C. SHAW.
"The opening credits of the film ILLUSTRIOUS starring Merrial Hemmingway looked just like this. It is a copy of the works of the artist BENARD C. SHAW."More ASEMIC writing.
Peanut Brittle broke her tooth off.
SCHOSTACHOVICH says HHHHHHHHAINE!
This artist looks just like DR. RENEE RICHARDS.
"The whole family were like that. They all wore SWIN FINS around the house. Their uncle Clarence wore a leather vest."More ASEMIC writing.
Cut off you rear!!!
You love to have street TAROT readers read you the fortune cards. You lllove TAROT CARDS! You are a ffffan of the mystery cahdssssss!
"Fit ME into a cheerful Spring day."She loves the prounouns ME and I.The north and south poles of her reality.Her name is"ME" and "I"
You forgot her last name "MYSELF".
Cut your tongue out too!
You are a perfect example of a TRUE CHRISTIAN.A true example of a DEFENDER OF FREE SPEECH.A true example of a TOLERANT LIBERAL.Cut out somebody's tounge because they used FREE SPEECH.That's on barbaric GESTAPO level!Oh America! God Bless Free Speech!GOD BLESS FREE SPEECH! Cut out somebody's tounge.You are making Hitler smile in hell.Just AWFUL!Cut out somebody's tounge.That is just ssssick.Sounds like Susan Atkins or Cayley Anthony talking.Scary.God Almighty. Um. Um.
This is so relevant. So apapoe. So jermain.
You say US. But Ross says SUSSED.
She needs to stop all this art mess and get a job at DOLLAR GENERAL.
No. She needs to get a job at the TYSON CHICKEN PROCESSING PLANT because she is an expert at killing chickens.
Jennifuh Koshe-rick is the most bbbbeautiful black woman I have ever seen!Blind TomRagtime Piano Player
Is the writer of these most recent commenks drunk or is they jist hittin dat pite?
So ttttired. So sssssluggish. Try GERITOL! Its great for osteoperosis too.
KOO KOO KLAH-ZUM!
What you complaining about. You got 35 comments. 35 individual followers who comment INSIGHT regarding your work.
ROSS PRIDDLE sez...Here is a record with a scratch on it.Aimee Carson is pretty!Aimee Carson is pretty!Aimee Carson is pretty!Aimee Carson is pretty!
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