Monday, October 06, 2014


order this cassette, just don't tell Tim that you heard about it on the internets....! 

49 comments:

Anonymous said...

I only spend my moneys on the newsletter. What happened to bitcoin today Ross? I'll a tell you what happened, Canadians, the maple-leaf mafia went at it bit and tong.

Anonymous said...

later today as i starbuck the comments shall flow as i bum borrow lap tops.

Anonymous said...

No Video Input
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Anonymous said...

Also send $6 to Nick Johnson for original love collage.

Anonymous said...

dystopian pizza

Anonymous said...

"The King shall have custody of the lands of natural fools, taking the profits of them without waste or destruction, and shall find them their necessaries of life, of whose Fee forever the lands be holden. And after death of such idiots, he shall render it to the right heirs, so that such idiots shall not aliene nor their heirs shall be disinherited."

Anonymous said...

They are trying to excise concepts with which they are not comfortable from the language, and replace them with meaningless mouth noises that can be nodded at with deep, deep concern and then dismissed from their thoughts.

Anonymous said...

Like Herman Cain, TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. once was an employee of GODFATHER'S PIZZA.

Anonymous said...

Herman Cain is a choad.

Anonymous said...

While I respect the sanctity of a sweet Marijuana grow.... I highly recommend that you sell a half ounce of your weed and buy a filter. They are not that expensive. It would be sublime for me to be able to crack a window at night and not have my whole house smell like high grade weed. Also if you don't dry in your bud room you should buy a second filter to filter the exhaust in your drying room. Props for "droppin' it like it's hot" but wake up..... If you need help setting this up hit me up can probably give you some pointers on climate/odor control.

Anonymous said...

HSV-2 Swift is a hybrid catamaran originally leased by the United States Navy as a mine countermeasures and sea basing test platform.

Anonymous said...

ross. these computers is too much clicking. strain on the eyes. too much yankee like. never liked video marios and arcade pinball. skeeball neither.

Anonymous said...

his name is not pronounced TIM. It is pronounced TEE-UHM.

Anonymous said...

Despite the seemingly strict provisions of the law, many people were exempt from prosecution. The statutes "permit[ted] … people to possess such drugs so long as they were for the personal use of the possessor, [for] a member of his household, or for administration to an animal". The federal law that specifically banned psilocybin and psilocin was enacted on October 24, 1968. The substances were said to have "a high potential for abuse", "no currently accepted medical use," and "a lack of accepted safety". On October 27, 1970, both psilocybin and psilocin became classified as Schedule I drugs and were simultaneously labeled "hallucinogens" under a section of the Comprehensive Drug Abuse Prevention and Control Act known as the Controlled Substances Act. Schedule I drugs are illicit drugs that are claimed to have no known therapeutic benefit. The United Nations Convention on Psychotropic Substances (adopted in 1971) requires its members to prohibit psilocybin, and parties to the treaty are required to restrict use of the drug to medical and scientific research under strictly controlled conditions. However, the mushrooms containing the drug were not specifically included in the convention, due largely to pressure from the Mexican government. Most national drug laws have been amended to reflect the terms of the convention; examples include the UK Misuse of Drugs Act 1971, the US Psychotropic Substances Act of 1978, the Canadian Controlled Drugs and Substances Act of 1996, and the Japanese Narcotics and Psychotropics Control Law of 2002. The possession and use of psilocybin is prohibited under almost all circumstances, and often carries severe legal penalties.

Anonymous said...

Drinking too many SODAS leads to an effect in many people appearing as blotchy skin commonly referred to in urban inner city areas as ACID, pronounced ASS-ID.

Anonymous said...

Similar C. ruderalis populations can be found in most of the areas where hemp cultivation was once prevalent. The most notable region in North America is the midwestern United States, though populations occur sporadically throughout the United States and Canada. Large wild C. ruderalis populations are also found in central and eastern Europe, most of them in Lithuania, Belarus, Latvia, Estonia and adjacent countries. Without human selection, these plants have lost many of the traits they were originally selected for, and have acclimated to their environment.

Anonymous said...

This CD was created by the recording of a Blue Point Himalayan using professional industry standard equipment. What you will hear is pure powerful unadulterated cat purring as nature intended it! Pure unadulterated cat purring for healing, strengthening and relaxation.

Anonymous said...

When will the Bay Area finally catch up with the rest of the industrialized world and provide safe, clean and separated Pogo Stick lanes along every major thoroughfare?

Anonymous said...

You need to clip our kids nails. They are so long they are breaking off and hang nails. Do your job as a parent. Please.. maybe you shouldn't sit. On your phone all day and think about the kids for once..

Anonymous said...

I gotta do a job.

Anonymous said...

We report. You decide. You report. We decide. They repeat. I decide. You repeat. Me decade. Ronald Reagan. Michael Jackson. Clown college.

Anonymous said...

Grandmama what's uh job? "HUSH TRACY!"

Anonymous said...

Truman Bentley Jr. is a job creator.

Anonymous said...

"You're the meaning in my life. You're the inspiration." - Peter Chicago

Anonymous said...

Don Rickles, (hip)
Herman Cain, (hip)
Arcade Fire, (very square)
Don Corleone, (square)
Rudy Giuliani, (hip)
Glen Campbell, (square)
Larry King, (hip)
Echo (square) and the Bunnymen, (hip)
Lem Billings, (hip)

Anonymous said...

There is a prospect of a thrilling time head for you.

Anonymous said...

Herman Cain (splotch)
Arcade Fire (squish)
Larry King (dead)

Anonymous said...

I saw them back in 83 in Bulgaria. It was a transformative experience. When they covered Billy Squier's "Rock Me Tonight" I creamed my jeans.

Anonymous said...

It is just the latest result of animadversion of Awareness in the field of science. This, too, can change as nothing in science is etched in stone. As such QM is merely phenomenal and in the world. You, however, are not.

Anonymous said...

I'm going to be at Harley's and Horses in Springfield after 9pm waiting for a good guy to show up and sweep me off my feet. Wear a red bandana so I know you are availalable and looking to meet.

Anonymous said...

Sweeet home Alabama, doodle-a-doot-doo-doo-doo

Anonymous said...

Wm. S. Burrows (square)

Anonymous said...

Tim Cook (hip)

Anonymous said...

A Canadian ecologist has discovered the world's largest beaver dam in a remote area of northern Alberta, an animal-made structure so large it is visible from space.

Anonymous said...

The other night I was at Walt Disney World and thought I saw the Magical Flying Sky Wizard zip across the sky but, as it turns out, it was only Tinkerbell.

Anonymous said...

unlebeaverable

Anonymous said...

Hey Ashley, why don't you eat my pussy sandwich, you hotel mattress clapstain?

Anonymous said...

You are just sad because your matriarch was shunned by FRANK TITHERS. So she got with RICK. That's why you look like SAL MINEO with your SUPER MARIO moustache. Your brain-pan GENE SCAN didn't LINE UP. That's why you didn't pass Algebra klaiss in community kollije.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Seattle record store clerk Nick Johnson begins to experience strange visions from an entity he calls VALIS that cause him to uproot his family and move to Los Angeles where he becomes a successful music company executive. With the help of best friend, science-fiction writer Philip K. Dick himself and a mysterious woman named Silvia, Nick finds himself drawn into a dangerous political-mystical conspiracy of cosmic proportions. The story is set in an alternate reality America circa 1985 under the authoritarian control of President Fremont, in the mold of Richard Nixon.

Anonymous said...

FREMONT, the dog of MISTER WILSON has asked DENNIS MITCHELL to call Joey over. Using Joey's remote they can change the Wilson tv channels from the Mitchells' up stairs window. Mister Wilson wants to watch his GARDENING SHOW but Dennis keeps putting it back on RIN TIN TIN.

Anonymous said...

Don't know if u guys saw don't wanta anything just to squirt. I want u both different times I don't care. if I cat have u both then I'll settle with one I guess we'll I won't say any thing that's why no cell ne'er trouble . That way Easyer think u got a gf one does . I wanta trade pics and then u tell me what u want to do to me

Anonymous said...

A huge boil that spreads the Ebola virus when popped. Stay away! Do not kiss!!!!

Anonymous said...

Those Kentucky briar-hoppers are the dumbest citizens in the country. I used to live back there and I know. They re-elected turtle man McConnell.

Anonymous said...

How dare you frivialize the honorable TURTLE MAN!

Anonymous said...

There are three stages to this virus. The first stage is you might begin to repeat a word. Something gets stuck. And usually it's words that are terms of endearment like sweetheart or honey. The second stage is your language becomes scrambled and you can't express yourself properly. The third stage you become so distraught at your condition that the only way out of the situation you feel, as an infected person, is to try and chew your way through the mouth of another person.

Anonymous said...

Mitch McConnell IS A CRAZY OLD TURTLE-HEADED FOOL!!!