Wednesday, October 01, 2014


So, Truman, I watched the DVD that was in here on Friday night and then I went to sleep & when I woke up in the morning the DVD was gone! I still haven't been able to find it. Remember that speck of dust in 1984? It feels kinda like that. I live alone, all the doors and windows were closed and locked, bolted and chained. Did I hide it on myself? Did I throw it off the balcony? I really don't think so. Did I just put it someplace unusual? Did it just get lost in my "hoarder's heaps"? Was it a paranormal disappearance? Space aliens? Or was it just the secret police giving me a sign? Giving us a sign? 

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

I came in there and got it.

Anonymous said...

It was the dis-o-nant tones of a man without a prostate. A green tin roof. The House of Three Boobs. The poetry of Maya Angelou. The sound of RIMSSSSSSS! Yes. It was many things. The Alien Space Sleetaks pass through walls in search of quality goon mix viduh watchings.

Anonymous said...

Did you enjoy the Howell dialogues in Range Roverness?

Anonymous said...

For Nick Johnson hears the transmissions. He COLLECTS the mojo. And. Therefore. He is able to DRAW all the purdisome collegiate ladies. Just like the Gevali coffee commercial SEXTY-MAN. He draws the ladies in with power and full Lorax. For the teachings of TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. have allowed him to maximize his codpiece draw on wimminz.

Anonymous said...

its a form of paranoia paranormal ? loss? hahahah
Omg

Anonymous said...

omg look at her butt

Anonymous said...

answering rldhtshg

Anonymous said...

Jacques Derrida promenis en restoracio ; restoracio kiu utilas rostitajn infanoj. Kun pastroj. " Tiuj infanoj estas bongusta , " li kriis " tiuj pastroj estas la gloro de tiu morna mondo . Mi amas ĉi tiuj infanoj, tiel longe kiel ili estas bone rostitaj ! "

Anonymous said...

Way in which TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. is like the Christ Jesus: both are transubstanive in the extreme.

Anonymous said...

Esperanto mumbo-jumbo!

Anonymous said...

find your inner choad. and walk like leggy montbatten.

Anonymous said...

sebastian. flutter your eyes like anthony blanche.

Anonymous said...

fairy tales. e eddie eastman and enrico kodak.

Anonymous said...

The 1970's adult film FAIRY TALES.

Anonymous said...

Classic lines in FAIRY TALES regarding THE COD PIECE.

Anonymous said...

Ross has recently started his own COD PIECE collection. Many of which he wears with his Hentai-Macbeth-Shakespeare-bard costume which he sports at Calgary Poetry Slams and Train Car Graffiti Tag Parties.

Anonymous said...

The Ivy Green Crushed Velvet Cod Piece he likes best as it reflects his love and study of Botany. Moss, leichins and the such. Fungis. Bread molds. Setera. Woodworm. Absinthe.