Thursday, November 06, 2014

not kosher



Truman Bentley Jr.
3219 Carden Drive
Columbus, GA
31907-2143
USA

47 comments:

Anonymous said...

Truman is very impactful in the mail art space.

Anonymous said...

Kosher is as Kosher does. Truman is the keeper of the art Tabernacle, the holy of molies, from its manifest physical character, it appears that my favourite hypothesis that Columbus, Georgia was a volcano must be abandoned as untenable. I regret this.

Anonymous said...

New ink cartridge. 90% of a new newsletter printed. Why? Because Nick Johnson begged and begged. Finally got his wish THE BEATLES are back. New Newsletter almost complete.

Anonymous said...

Oh What a Precious Gem Found in the Potters Field , Yet to Unearth It , Each One Must Yield !

What Is the Measure of a Man , When the Word God Is Twisted In the Hands ?

What is the Weight of Man , When the Word God Is Buried In the Sod ?

Such a Joy to See Them Seeing , What Wisdom Seems to Seam .

Now My Tuckleberry Time , Is Wisdom Found in a Rhyme ?

Is Wisdom Ever Separated From Understanding and If So , Who Is It Demanding ?

The Key to Unlock the Door Is What ?

I Came Upon a Clan , Knock on the Door Was My Plan and When It Did Not Open , Eye Found the Key It Was Spoken .

Eye Speak of a Key to Open , Yet Without a Door It's Broken !

Why All the Riddles In the Middle of the Potters Field , Can It Increase the Sight of Yield ?

For Sooooo Long Man Has Looked For God , By Looking Outside the Lens Carrying a Rod and Inside a Gentle Voice Asks ; Is It the Right Choice ?

So To Summarize Up My Display , You Might Laugh With Real Dismay , Here Is the Key To Every Door , What Are Hinges Used For ?

Everything You Believe Hinges On ALL THE DOORS , Tell Me This and Destroy the Hiss , What Would Render the Eternal Key Invisible ?

If You Are Seated With Wisdom , You Will Understand the Key to My Riddle , Is Not Weighed and Measured as To Render the Passageway to Enter ?

Can a Mere Simple Man , Find Riches In the Potters Field ?

Who Is the Potter and Who Is the Clay , Turn Your Eyes Around and Freedom Can Be Found .

Freedom From What ?

Having to Carry the " Key "

Anonymous said...

Freedom cannot exist as long as SPINCTERS foist their GOD on man.

For when MAN invented GOD he enslaved his SELF!

For the MAN without GOD is like the MAN who has just installed a private in ground pool in his yard. He is despised and resented by all his sweaty neighbors.

So sayeth THE LORD TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.!

WORSHIP HIM! PRAISE HIM!

Forget pottery. It is made of dirt which shatters and breaks!

Man invented PLASTIC
and proudly proclaimed the GOD TUPPERWARE!

SHEMHAMFORASCH! HAIL TRUMAN!

Anonymous said...

Vast literary knowledge is a life long joke game called TRIVIAL PURSUIT.

As Roy said sadly in BLADERUNNER, eventually it is superfluous and LOST LIKE TEARS IN RAIN.

Anonymous said...

GOD is a lock. SELF is the key. So sayeth

TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.

Anonymous said...

Potter's Fields shall be sites where bibles are ground into paste to create drink cup holders for McDonald's restaurants.

Anonymous said...

For PINNOCHIO needed but a pair of scissors to cut his strings. NO PUPPET MASTERS NO SLAVES!
NO GODS
NO JUDGEMENT
NO JUDGEMENT
NO BLAME!

Anonymous said...

God people. Always trying to mandate. Thinking wordy lyrical allegory wordins' sount pontificate and gotta AUTHORITY. Gotta put they's GOD TATTOO on somebody. Potter's Field. Might as well be studying toilets. All thick like SAM THE BUTCHER on the TV show THE BRADY BUNCH. Looking like uh GANDY DANCER ON THE RAILROAD.

Anonymous said...

Truman's favorite ice cream is That-time-of-the-month Swirl.

Anonymous said...

NO BLAME
NO SHAME.

NO SHAME
NO GAME.

THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES!
NIETZSCHE SAID,
ZARATHUSTRA SAID,
"DON'T YOU KNOW! HAVEN'T YOU HEARD!
GOD IS DEAD."

GOD IS SYPH-UH-LISS!

JUST SAY NO! TO THEIR GODS!
THEY DON'T WANT TO PAY YOUR BILLS.
THEY DON'T WANT TO BATHE YOU.
THEY DON'T WANT TO HUG YOU, KISS YOU, AND NAME YOU GEORGE.
SO WHY IN THE FUCK DO THEY HAVE THE AUDACITY TO THINK THEY HAVE THE RIGHT TO PUT THEIR GOD ON YOU.
WHY?
BECAUSE THEY ARE A#@HOLE MF'S!
LET THEM ADORE THEIR OWN GOD IN THE PRIVACY OF THEIR OWN BUNG HOLE.

Anonymous said...

WE KNOW WHAT THE GOD ADORERS TWIST IN THEIR HANDS. DOWN BY THE POTTER'S FIELD.


Anonymous said...

Wisdom is not found in the rhyme of schmucks god adoring and lusting about in potter's fields.

Anonymous said...

Ross Priddle. Getting his SNOW MOBILE ready so he can drag his hut out on the pond ice fishing. He think he CANADIAN BACON John Candys. He think he CANADIAN BACON.

Anonymous said...

MUST? YIELD? Fuck that SUBMIT and OBEY shit. And the donkey it rode in on. PHAROAH pulls a chariot. NO GOATS no JACK ASSES.

SHEMHAMFORASCH! HAIL SATAN!


Pontificatin' all dat bbbbbuh-shid.

Anonymous said...

The only GOD you be twistin' in yo hands is your withered man hood.

Anonymous said...

Emaciated milk sop. Who glorifies eunuchs.

Anonymous said...

Son uh man. Whut?

Son uh Sam.

Whut duh hell he be talkin' bout Willis?

Anonymous said...

Potter Field.
Some dungeon and dragon stoopit Harry Potter shid.

Anonymous said...

Summerize his display.

Um. You go gurl.

Anonymous said...

KEY

K.Y.

Anonymous said...

Tabernacle.
Bring in the Vikings.

It ain't nuttin' but day out house.

Anonymous said...

Anyone whose body is not like Sean Connery c.1964 James Bond.
Is a FAT CHUMBUHWUMBA.

Anonymous said...

I'm gone git me sum cider!

Anonymous said...

Prince Hall! Prince Hall! He uh travelin' man! He uh travelin' man!
That right Newly. That right Newly.

Anonymous said...

Eat Pork and strain it out!

Anonymous said...

Had ROASTED pork tonight cooked up real good with YUKON GOLD potatoes, this was nutritious and serendipitous. Pork is good ... for you AND it tastes that way. Tomorrow I will slather the leftovers with a delicious sauce ... that will be lunch.

Anonymous said...

Our own people today in the developed world easily forget how to do basic things. I think this is a common phenomenon and risk: to lose significant abilities when life gets easy.

Young Americans today have far fewer basic skills than I do, and I can’t do some of the skillful things my father did. Living an easy life in a comfortable environment allows people to become lazy and unskilled.

This is a huge hazard currently effecting our people, as we sit comfortably in our cars and houses while Canadians learn the skills of their grandparents.

I can imagine the same thing happening among ancient humans, in its own, prehistoric way.

Anonymous said...

Do you think Lebanese-Mexican multi-billionaire Carlos Slim Helú (net worth approaching $70 billion US) regrets the $200 million(US) he put up to financially rescue the New York Times Co. in 2008? He now owns 17% of the company’s stock.

Anonymous said...

Tear down this blog Mr. Gorbachev!

Anonymous said...

Mere days since the U.S. election, plans are going ahead to build a new prison at Guantanamo.

Anonymous said...

Kissing bug: Chagas is caused by a parasite, Trypanosoma cruzi, which is spread through the feces of kissing bugs and is making its way into the U.S.

Anonymous said...

'Mary-Kate Olsen was good looking then plastic surgery happened,' tweeted @EatMoPork

Anonymous said...

Uh oh. 27 comments.

Anonymous said...

Pork!

Anonymous said...

I'm a gourmet! Pork SANS beans, that means no beans!

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Stuck up little spastic! She's such a queer!

Anonymous said...

Stuck up little spastic! She's such a queer!

Anonymous said...

Choucroute Garnie SVP!

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Botany? Huh, botany.

Anonymous said...

Ross is working on a new flora of LAMASIL.

Anonymous said...

Botany is the bid meaty kiełbasa of the sciences. Truman Botany Jr., is the bid meaty kiełbasa of the arts.

Anonymous said...

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