#402, 734 - 2nd Ave. NW,
really, when ya gonna let Tru be on top?? You are a cruel master, Ross Priddle.
After a while the linoleum tastes salty.
Truman Bentley Jr. emits sweat on his back that tastes like GRAPE JELLY. If he takes a pack of paper coffee filters and straps them to his back all day they soak up the sweat. Then when the filters dry he can give you one. Brew coffee in it. The coffee shall have a delicious SALTY GRAPE TINGE FLAVOR!
Truman Bentley Jr.'s THANG is so pow-uh-fuh he taped POPSICLE STICKS to its sides to prop it up.
All people who do not worship TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. all their body skin flakes off in patches. It is a reflection of their empty soul expressed through flakey dry chippy skin.
Truman's oils are sensual throb.
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