Saturday, August 06, 2011



Truman Bentley Jr.
3219 Carden Dr.
Columbus, GA
31907-2143
USA

BACK ON THE LINOLEUM!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

really, when ya gonna let Tru be on top?? You are a cruel master, Ross Priddle.

Anonymous said...

After a while the linoleum tastes salty.

Anonymous said...

Truman Bentley Jr. emits sweat on his back that tastes like GRAPE JELLY. If he takes a pack of paper coffee filters and straps them to his back all day they soak up the sweat. Then when the filters dry he can give you one. Brew coffee in it. The coffee shall have a delicious SALTY GRAPE TINGE FLAVOR!

Anonymous said...

Truman Bentley Jr.'s THANG is so pow-uh-fuh he taped POPSICLE STICKS to its sides to prop it up.

Anonymous said...

All people who do not worship TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. all their body skin flakes off in patches. It is a reflection of their empty soul expressed through flakey dry chippy skin.

Anonymous said...

Truman's oils are sensual throb.