Thursday, April 14, 2011



Elevator To The Secret Lair (Drinks Will Be Served)

[from Theo Nelson, unless i'm mistaken]

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

That club ain't got no thongs.

Anonymous said...

"Ross. The Space Aliens taught me how to send CANCER to people using PSYCHIC POWER BEAMS OF THOUGHT. Generated in my art through viewing, pondering and reading. I am in league with the god CANCER and it is the new lotion for humanity."

CANCER THOUGHT PROJECTION
c/o World Scientist Developer
TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.
3219 CARDEN DRIVE
COSCUMBUS GEORGIA
31907-2143 U.S.A.

JEFFERSON DAVIS IS GREAT!

Anonymous said...

"My cousin has a HAIR NECK. Her Adam's apple area has armpit hair."

TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.
3219 CARDEN DRIVE
COSCUMBUS GEORGIA
31907-2143

* I wrote this so my relatives shall read it ON THE INTRA-NET.

Anonymous said...

"This is one of those German DIETER clubs where they touch monkeys."

Sandra Fontaine
Ocala Oregami

Anonymous said...

"Truman Bentley Jr. is better than everybody reading this blog."

TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.
3219 CARDEN DRIVE
COSCUMBUS GEORGIA
31907-2143
U.S.A.

Anonymous said...

"It is good John Belushi passed away because he sweated gravy."

HA! HA! HA!

Anonymous said...

"Ross. What is your assessment of the porn star known as CHERRY TORN. If you do not know anything about her google the name. Let the world know what ROSS thinks about the porn star CHERRY TORN."

Truman Bentley Jr.

Anonymous said...

"ROSS tell us your assessment of CHERRY TORN the porn star."

Goodgen Glodgen

Anonymous said...

"Ross. CHERRY TORN. Explain CHERRY TORN. She breaks the mold of porn stars. What is it. Why. What is she presenting. Is it PORN ART. What is her schtick."

Everybody Wonders

theo said...

You know, I can’t remember what the other side of the card is. I’d be concerned about age-related memory loss but I’ve always been this way. Who is this Truman guy? He seems familiar but I can’t quite place him. Wordy bastard though...

theo
a lower case ART GOD but with memory issues.

drosspriddle said...

I dunno, Tru, I'm a happy man, I don't need to examine pornography.

Anonymous said...

Ross. Happy Man. CHERRY TORN the porn star is UP TO SOMETHING. She is so abberrant. She is like one of the ODDBALLS Warhol kept around because they inspired him because he was trying to figure them out. CHERRY TORN is onto something more than self destruction. The two questions are 1. WHAT IS SHE SAYING. 2. WHAT IS SHE TRYING TO ACHIEVE PUTTING OVER WHAT EVER SHE IS PUTTING OVER.

Find CHERRY TORN
on your computer now.