#402, 734 - 2nd Ave. NW,
"HELENE SENT ME A CARD TODAY. I IMMEDIATELY SENT HER MASS QUANTITIES OF BACK ISSUES OF THE NEWSLETTER. NOW IT IS UP TO HER TO SHAVE HER HEAD AND JOIN THE CULT!"SWAMI PRABUTRUMANHONORABLE SIR MOST HIGH LORDTRUMAN BENTLEY JR.3219 CARDEN DRIVECOSCUMBUS GEORGIA U.S.A.OCCUPIED C.S.A.*If you put the last though you run the risk the yankee postal service may choose to not deliver it.
You are the best! You have the best GALLERY.Ross Priddle
"THE GALLERY! Everyone write and inquire as to cost. She shall sell you a fine rendering at a phenomenally low cost." Ross PriddleArt Critic *P.S. I didn't expect to get the print matted and framed too for the $200.00 Wow! Thanks! It looks GREAT on my wall. IT INSPIRES! More orders soon!
"Thompson was right. Your work looks GREAT framed hanging on my wall!"AgainROSS PRIDDLE
Ross, I guess I should hold onto all art she sends me. I did notice the water colours were on expensive paper.Truman Bentley Jr.3219 Carden Drive Coscumbus Georgia 31907-2143
STANDARDS must be set. Galleries and artists must come only from THE NORTH EAST. They must create art as a hobby and hold degrees and function within society. Like how John Waters is part of the Baltimore Upper Class. Yet for kicks he POOTS out films. A line should be drawn above North Carolina. Anything below is not an artist. At best trinket makers for FRUIT STANDS and SOUVENIER SHOPPES. Like how Cherokee North Carolina used to make coffee can tom toms and rubber tomahawks decorated with dyed chicken feathers for the tourist trade. The art circle needs to tighten. Anything from the LiL'Abner backwoods needs to stay there. The Art Elite Of NYC has sent the directive to Calgary. Canada is following the recommendation. Art, Artists and what is a GALLERY is being defined by the criteria of THE PRIDDLE STANDARD. If an artist or gallery is in question, like a dog kennel's American Kennel Association certification, Ross is the sole HIGH COURT of defining WHO is an ARTIST and WHAT is a GALLERY. THE PRIDDLE STANDARD of THE PRIDDLE INSTITUTE is the final say. If you have any art created by questionable provenance send it to Ross for proper disposal. He has a strong wood burning furnace at the ready. And remember SHUN the lemonade stands, fruit stands, trinket dives and fake NICK NACK schlock "art" of so called QUESTIONABLE GALLERIES.CONCERNED ART ADVOCATE GROUPJUPITER FLORIDA
"SHOP GOOP GALLERY! If you gotta SPEND put it all on GOOP! Save. Budget. Spend only on GOOP GALLERY! Looking for a total GOOP 100% sign up! SHOP GOOP! BUY GOOP! ONLY GOOP!"Gustave KremerGOOP COLLECTOR31 Hartenfeld WayEssex, On Thames, United KingdomUX1 45B3
GOOP GALLERY "THE WORLD'S ONLY TRUE ART GALLERY" Don't spend your money on any other art except that sold in GOOP GALLERY!Ross PriddleWORLD EXECUTIVEArt Investment Czar
"GOOP GALLERY! I saw them on channel 7 last night in Ottawa. Wow! There must of been 800 people at their show. It was totally cool! Can't wait to see their next CURATION!"Miss Emily HolbrookSaskatchewan Fly Fishing Club12 Park Way NorthMullinex, Sask. CANADAMC5 69AX
Chewman, speak for yourself, okay?That's a mirror there in the middle of the card... like: real glass with sharp edges so, careful how you handle it. And careful what you see in it.
"Those were all compliments. Who has a problem with compliments.I guess you never shall be able to hire a P.R. FIRM or an INTERIOR DECORATOR."Eisle B. Quiet
PUBLIC NOTICEBEGINNING NOW. 4/6/11THE NEWSLETTER is now only going to three readers.THOMPSON(I know what his first name is, not gonna tell you.)in FloridaSTAN BOWMAN in Missouri&TODD ZADNIK in ConnecticutIf they don't act right in the future the mailing list might get shorter. The perfect NEWSLETTER and the PERFECT ART is not letting anybody enjoy it or benefit from it.I think for the next few months I'm just going to tear up all mail art I get and not write people back except for those three.FAR BETTER THAN YOURS OR ANY GODTRUMAN BENTLEY JR.3219 CARDEN DRIVECOSCUMBUS GEORGIA 31907-2143
"First he panicks offering to loan me money to get my broken computer fixed lest I miss a day posting my so called cruel comments. Then he hogs the kick ball. But that's Ross. It comes with the toupee' "Cruel Truman
"Two beers a night only Ross."Your Friends at ALCONON.
"He told me to never tell anybody his name. I never have. And I never shall. I made a promise. I have kept it."TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.
hmmm, well, he's on Facebook as So-and-So Thompson, so... that's where I got the idea... I never made anybody any promises, did I?
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