Saturday, April 09, 2011



Red Head Love
PO Box 6365
Plymouth, MA
02362
USA

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Makes me wanna drink A.I.D.S and V.D."

TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.

Anonymous said...

"If this little red head was the size of the DISNEY TINKER BELL, I would build a little straw nest in my pants and let her live there clinging to my penis. I would work three jobs and lavish her with BARBIE clothes, BARBIE town houses, and BARBIE cars. I would feed her little meals on BARBIE utensils and she would be the perfect queen! But alas, all I can do is look at her life like cartoon image and DREAM! "IIIII HAVE UH DREEEEEAM!"

TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.
3219 CARDEN DRIVE
COLUMBUS GEORGIA 31907-2143
U.S.A.

P.S. Rawst. I sent you more mail art today. Lots of it. You are THE LIBRARY/MUSEUM.

drosspriddle said...

Yer such a stick in the mud, Tru. Where's your sense of adventure?

Anonymous said...

"Okay. Then I would put her in a little FROG MAN suit and insert her up my rectum. She could live there inside of me, massaging my prostate gland."

TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.

Jennifer said...

hmmm. makes me wonder who you guys really are.

Anonymous said...

"Ross looked at the JIFFY POP popcorn in the store. The aluminum foil pop up thingy is far more than a regular box of microwave popcorn. Plus it is more likely to burn. Sad, he remembered never being allowed to buy Jiffy Pop. So he looked at the pull tab little cans of potato sticks. Those were too high too. So he put a single potato in a plastic produce bag and bought it. Feeling good about SAVING MONEY he continued to shop. He could put salt, cheese and butter on the potato. Yum. Later half way through shopping he became irked at too many grocery carts and people impeding his way. He almost left everything to leave the store. But alas, he pulled himself together and pulled out that canadian twenty and made the purchase. The day at the grocery store brought flashes of despair and depression."

THE EYES WHO WATCH ROSS MOVE

drosspriddle said...

Truman, you're freaking me out, dude. I don't even eat potatoes.

Anonymous said...

"I'm sort of slow. What is freaking you out?"

TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.

Dr. T. Bent Lee Bicurious said...

Truman: Have you tried the Grindr app yet? Your prostitrate will never feel better.

Anonymous said...

Dr. T. Bent Lee,

I'll try it. It may work as well as your deceased father's mummified tounge.

TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.
3219 CARDEN DRIVE
COSCUMBUS GEORGIA
31907-2143

Anonymous said...

"Anyone who doesn't praise Truman is NOTHING."

TRUMAN IS WONDERFUL!

Anonymous said...

"Ross get some strips of cloth and tie cardboard supports under your arms to stand AWAKE if you cannot get up until the afternoon. Quit SNOOZLIN' all day. You aren't working on BENTSPOON proper like you should. How are you ever going to be BETTER than all the wannabe so-called ARTIST SCUM if you aren't working on BENTSPOON. Only the fake artists are up too late. You can get up and work some in the night but not stay up all night. There is a WORLD ART REVOLUTION going on and aaaaaalllll of the phoney mail artist wannabe scum trash are going to be the sanitary napkins the REAL ARTISTS wipe their shoes on."

Better than all scum wannabe artists & THEY'S mommas
TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.
3219 CARDEN DRIVE
COSCUMBUS GEORGIA
31907-2143
U.S.A.

Hey wannabe mail artist peepuh!
Send $20.00 to Truman and he'll send you some little scissors to give as a GIFT to your MOMMA so she can trim her CHESS-HAIRS.