#402, 734 - 2nd Ave. NW,
Jeez, I thought Truman had better tagging skills than that. I would have gone with a fluorescent pink body, metallic silver outline and a subtle fade-out green shadow. Done in a cursive script of course. Truman, you’re damaging your God-cred!
Attention, People of the Priddle Universe!!The previous communication from the “theo’” identity is not to be listened to.The “Truman False Prophet” has desecrated an image of the THEO. Nothing short of absolute redemption is required. Even as I type (using my all powerful thought rays) Borg Assimilation Caterpillars are inching their way to the Truman (I picked them up cheap at a Star Trek convention). The assimilation time to be July 19, 2096 at 7:03 EDT. A mere drop in time for God Creatures such as my self and the “Truman False Prophet”. Of course, you mere mortals may not be around to witness the thorough trouncing of the “Truman False Prophet” but your descendants may be fortunate to observe the vindication of my Godness.
Well, I was going to leave something thoroughly pithy but I ran out of wine. Truman, You’re going down, dog!A fan of THEOnot really theo out of wine!711 Good Luck WayDo You Believe This?, AlbertaOf course, I live an area that totally voted Contempt Party last election. That says most of my neighbours are ignorant, drooling fuckwits.
"The fine black pen line was to not break with the consistency of the original rendering while at the same time placing the GOD above the clouds. Subtle but making the picture complete with the OMNIPRESENCE of THE LORD."Gibbs H.S.
"Mimickry is the best form of FLATTERY"GODTRUMAN BENTLEY JR.
"TRUMAN is a pair of THREE STRIPE ADDIDAS. Theo is a FOUR STRIPE pair of sneakers purchased in a grocery store."TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.
"THEO is forming another DENOMINATION of THE TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. worship religion."Tonja C. Rygar
Am I Martin Luther to Truman’s Pope or am I the “AntiTruman”? Only wine will tell. Which reminds me, I have obligations tonight so there will be light posting with a chance of hangover. The BAC are coming Truman.
"You are Martin Luthuh King to Truman J.B. Stoner."K. Swiss
"Saturday night is ONLY for painting and drinking alone. All REAL ARTISTS know that."Madge Tarston
"Gonna get my pillow. Gonna get my twiddle, and gonna go NIGHT NIGHT."Talk to you cats tomorruh!Gotta git my bruhduh restBYE! BYE!TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.
"Saturday night is ONLY for painting and drinking alone. All REAL ARTISTS know that."That explains my extreme lack of gallery showings then, I suspect.Oohhhh… we’ll drink and fight and drink and fight and drink and fight some more, we’ll drink and fight and drink and fight and drink and fight some more, we’ll fight and fight and drink and drink until the booze is all gone……and then we’ll fight some more!Night-all!
"Anything in a so-called GALLERY isn't worth showing."TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.3219 CARDEN DRIVECOSCUMBUS GEORGIA 31907-2143U.S.A.TRUMAN is the world BOSS of art!
"Theo you should call your art PARROT ART because you keep repeating yourself"TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.3219 CARDEN DRIVECOSCUMBUS GEORGIA31907-2143I looked at your postings. And, you do create paintings. You do work hard. But. YOU should work longer and create even more. Work until you enter a TRANCE STATE, then you'll create something. Something new. More from yourself but an ALTERED SELF.
Okay. HE PAINTS.I said it.HE PAINTS.TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.3219 CARDEN DRIVECOSCUMBUS GEORGIA31907-2143U.S.A.
"Find flattened aluminum cans in the road. Real flat ones. Build up a base coat on one side of paint. Then paint your paintings on them. Frame them on small hooks like a plate is held to the wall but have it in a glass frame with a mat back ground almost like a shadow box but only about 3/8" deep."TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.3219 CARDEN DRIVECOSCUMBUS GEORGIA31907-2143U.S.A.
Ha-ha! Regarding your last three posts Truman, do you have any idea how hard it is for mere mortals to remove wine from a keyboard? I thought not. It is not just me reading your posts. My ability to laugh is legendary and the cleaning of keyboards is a simple matter of thought control. It is not so for those mortals that also find your postings gut-wrenchingly amusing. Really, to paraphrase that oft-used slogan, “Think of the mortals!”Yours for less wine-drenched keyboards,theoA lowercase ART GOD.
"Theo has learned how to properly bathe. Now he can focus on art. To be as Aponte, he must write more often and send REAL DOLLARS to cover printing and postage so he can build a library of Newsletters and have his abode packed with Newsletters reproramming his thought. His mind must collect Newsletters and read them to be as an EQUAL with Ross. He must join THE CULT and read THE NEWSLETTER every day. It brings luck by sending dollars. The tithe offering shows allegiance to REAL ART and makes one a REAL ARTIST on par with the likes of Aponte. Remember, Aponte shaved his beard and prayed to THE NEWSLETTER. Now he has a place as a part of a real Gallery showing. The rest of the artists are but mere Beatle fans."Big Fans. Big Fans.Homer & JethrineYarab TempleShrine Iowa
"THEO! go to the store. Buy DVDs of LOST IN SPACE! Study the POWER that is DR. ZACHERY SCHMIFFFFF!"TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.3219 CARDEN DRIVECOSCUMBUS GEORGIA31907-2143U.S.A.
"THEO should change his name to THEON and start creating ethnic themed art."RAWLS TYSON
"THEO AGREESUSE BACON GREASE FOR SAUCE!"SNACKY'S SHACK CAFE
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