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Friday, April 15, 2011

Amie Carson
3809 Parry Ave.
Number 102
Dallas, TX
75226
USA

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Anonymous said...: CONCLUSIVE UNDISPUTEABLE PROOF

ANNIE CARLSTON IS A RONALD REAGAN LOVING REPUBLICAN FROM TEXAS! JUST LIKE HER DOPPLEGANGER PHYLLIS DILLAR!

P.S. TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. IS A REPUBLICAN PARTY DISTRICT CHAIRMAN FOR MUSCOGEE COUNTY GEORGIA. WHEN SCHOOL OF THE AMERICAS PROTESTORS CARPETED THE CITY REMOVING "W" SIGNS FOR BUSH FROM YARDS, WHEN THE REPUBLICAN PARTY CAMPAIGN HEADQUARTERS COULDN'T GET NEW ONES PRINTED IN TIME 2 DAYS BEFORE THE ELECTION, TRUMAN MADE A BUNCH OF WOODEN STENCILS AND SPRAY PAINTED THEM FOR 24 HRS. STRAIGHT GIVING THEM FREE TO ALL WHO WOULD PUT ONE IN THEIR YARD. OVER 50,000 SIGNS WERE MADE. BUSH WAS VICTORIOUS IN MUSCOGEE COUNTY AGAINTS GORE-LIBERMAN. ANNIE CARLSTON GETS THE GOLDEN RONALD REAGAN BITBERG AWARD OF EXCELLENCE! GO ANNIE CARLSTON!

Was this posting irritating enough to super liberals. I hope so. Truman is a diabolic liberal. He picks and chooses his liberal preferences. Truman is so eeeeev-uh!

TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.
100% REPUBLICAN
3219 CARDEN DRIVE
COSCUMBUS GEORGIA
31907-2143
U.S.A.

I mean, C.S.A.; 1:20 PM
Anonymous said...: "Raaawst! I AM NOT NO DAMN REPUBLICAN! I SUPPORT RALPH NADAR EVERY TTTTTTTTIME!"

TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.
3219 CARDEN DRIVE
COSCUMBUS GEORGIA
31907-2143
U.S.A.; 4:15 PM
Anonymous said...: "And, AINEE KARSTIN ain't no BED TIME FOR BONZO luv-uh either!"

Wix Wiggins
Break Dance Crew
Tallahassee, Oregon
76593; 4:31 PM
drosspriddle said...: that Reagan thing is from these people:

http://www.onemilliontracts.com/

So, it's even worse than you suspected.; 5:16 PM
Anonymous said...: "How can they put the word of GOD on filthy dirty lucre?"

REVEREND TIBBS; 6:11 PM
Anonymous said...: "She put a ROSS PEROT dressed as a train engineer stamp on her envelope too!"

I SEE; 6:16 PM
Anonymous said...: "She two steps from a NAZZZY. Better watch her Rawst. She uh be trying to hold a pep rally in Skokie next"

SHE UH TRICKSTUH

That, that

ANNIE CARLSTON!; 6:20 PM
drosspriddle said...: That's Woody Guthrie! Woody's guitar says: This Machine Kills Fascists!; 6:30 PM
drosspriddle said...: or maybe it's Jimmie Rodgers!; 6:31 PM
Anonymous said...: "Woody Guthrie. Arlo Guthrie. All preach that love everybody line while they drink hot cocoa with their liberal pals by the fireplace of their mansions in BIG SUR. They are all PHONEY BALONEY less nutritional value than DOLLAR STORE MACARONI! Ross I read recently that BOB is having construction done on his estate and the Port-o-lets are leaking waste and fertilizer and soil is polluting an adjacent creek and he is disrespectful to his neighbors concerns because he believes THEY are BENEATH him, because after all he is BOB DYLAN. The only non phoney was J.D. SALINGER. They are all fake PHONIES Ross! LISTEN TO HOLDEN CAUFIELD! Not a TRUE hard core BOLSHEVIK to be found amongst them. They are DOG SHIT. Lenin and MARX would puke. Ross the motto is RESIST MUCH OBEY LITTLE, not MY SON JAKOB'S CD IS ON SALE AT STARBUCKS!"

UNRECONSTRUCTED CONFEDERATE
TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.
3219 CARDEN DRIVE
COSCUMBUS GEORGIA
31907-2143; 6:47 PM
Anonymous said...: "NO ONE CAN EVER KILL THE BEAUTY OF FASCISM!"

MINK STOLE
Before being executed by Queen Carlotta's henchmen.; 6:59 PM
Anonymous said...: "ITS WOODY GUTHRIE. He is like those people with FREE TIBET stickers on their cars. How can they support TIBET if they love LIBERAL-PROGRESSIVE-COMMUNISM. Red China is the most powerful PURE COMMUNIST nation in the history of the world. They STOMPED TIBET. Its worse than lesbians getting married and loving their dildo collection. You either love pussy or you don't. You either gotta love the COMMUNIST IRON HEEL or the TIBETAN LLAMA GOD INCARNATE RELIGION. Its as bad as Catholics allowing their priests to get drunk but not one piece of ass."

Sloan Schlookuh; 7:06 PM
Anonymous said...: "That ain't WOODY GUTHRIE, that's UNCLE JOE from the TV show PETTICOAT JUNCTION."

Niles Gism; 7:12 PM
Anonymous said...: "ANNIE CARLSTON AGREES

USE BACON GREASE FOR SAUCE!"

Texas Republican Cafe; 8:02 PM
drosspriddle said...: yeah, but, you're only saying that because they are JEWISH!; 1:22 AM
Anonymous said...: "Regarding the bacon grease for sauce thing. I was just doing that to PICK at a certain someone because she loves all that health food and I always pick at her with over the top food ideas that shock and repulse. It is my juvenille sitting in class behind a girl I like and pulling her pig tails thing. Ross eat bacon grease as sauce! You know that's funny."

TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.; 7:53 AM
Anonymous said...: Ross. I am also picking at all of your icons because you are LOCKED INTO a way of thinking that is stagnant and stale and lame and so unoriginal bandwagon. Your way of thinking is like the marsmallow person bitching about all that transpires in a gym. Ross you need BASIC TRAINING and PT. Ross. You are smart. But YOU ain't that damn smart. And you KNOW IT and you also sense there is a way of thinking FAR BEYOND this dimensional way of thinking. THOMPSON knows I know that new means of thinking exists. The thinking beyond the grasp NIETZSCHE mentions. THOMPSON knows I have flipped the lid on thinking. I might not figure it all out be HE KNOWS that I KNOW that I AM ON THE PATH ahead of everybody else. That is why he reads and rereads The Newsletter. He can smell THE SULFUR. He knows I have broken through finite thought. Call it EINSTEINIAN or TESLONIAN or whatever, but THOMPSON knows. HE KNOWS that I am on the path to that way of THINKING that is NEW and ORIGINAL.

TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.; 8:03 AM
Anonymous said...: 1. Bob Dylan is a phoney. He is a phoney that was so from the start.

2. He is an ASSHOLE.

3. That is why so many other ASSHOLES love him.

4. His music is mediocre.

Nostrils Nosehair
Alberta; 8:06 AM
Anonymous said...: Ross. I sent some responses. I think a few got erased by accident. I'll resubmit them later if they don't appear.

GOD; 8:08 AM
Anonymous said...: Ross. Post MORE OFTEN.

Anti Boring Bentspoon Advocacy Troupe; 8:26 AM
theo said...: “HE KNOWS that I am on the path to that way of THINKING that is NEW and ORIGINAL.”

Truman. Truman. Can I call you Truman? Oh wait, I just did. It’s not that you aren’t new and original. You are. You are my hero and I am merely a lower case ART GOD. it’s just that you are, how shall I say this, somewhat insane. I know that modern medical advances have achieved great success in taming the wild verbosity and outright lunacy (barring modern GOP operatives) in mere mortals.

This doesn’t concern me. What concerns me is the fact you haven’t sent me a case of Dom Pérignon (1962). Many parties are coming up. Many friends are celebrating decade birthdays. Parties are important.

I thank you.
theo
a lower ART GOD with cash flow issues.; 10:20 PM
David Stanley Aponte said...: hey I'm an anarchist 50% red 50%green so I don't like any party hahahahaha

but I always loved Ronny Reagan in "bedtime for bonzo" it's dawinism and hollywood at it's best...!; 6:22 AM

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