"THEO. Think only THEO. Then THEO'S ART will expand. THEO must obsess with THEO. Instead of wine chew gum and study the POPEYE THE SAILOR MAN CHARACTERS. Bluto, Wimpy, Olive, Sweet Pea, Pappy, Sea Hag, THE JEEP, etc. Evoke POPEYE and if that is not enough add BEETLE BAILEY. Never acknowledge any artists. FOCUS only on THEO and the images THEO generates. Anything less, everyone else are NOTHING BUT NAME CHECKERS."
"Theo your response was short. It proves you are still LOYAL therefore you are on the TEAM. You are one of the diabolical minions that shall un-nerve the art peons with the NEW ART ORDER OF CRAZINESS. You are worthy because you responded correctly. Now focus on painting and create massive numbers of paintings. Work three jobs and make plenty of money and laugh at all the men children who have no coins to buy sausage biscuits or Treasure Troll wigs for their momma!"
Men should not frequently envision roy watston in their mind. Nor an image of hands held up right covered in chipped barbecue looking flickets over the bicycle seat of william dekooning. After all isn't that what Ned Beatty squealed out in the film DELIVERANCE, "DEKKKKKKKOONING!"
Wooaahh. The last three days have been intense. Or to put it more correctly, the last three days have involved copious amounts of alcohol. Did manage to do the river clean-up today. Ross, none of these comments make any sense to me. Am I still drunk?
theo a lower case ART GOD with comprehension problems
The only way I would clean up a river is foraging for lost fishing lures and aluminum cans. Everything on the earth was there at the start. Nature sends Tsunamis and Volcanoes to cure the human cancer. Environmental pollution, the only enviromental pollution is mankind.
“ Anonymous said... The only way I would clean up a river is foraging for lost fishing lures and aluminum cans.”
That’s so precious. That’s exactly what we were doing. In addition to every other piece of fucking garbage that we found.
Too bad you couldn’t join us. Fishing lures don’t normally get a high count but we do find the odd intravenous needle. I wouldn’t recommend it but I suppose you could make a hook out of one.
Garbage is good. All kinds of varmits live in garbage. Heavy metals and pissed drugs in water make it back to man creating cancer and birth defects. Mankind shall be a CHUDD soon. Just like in the movie. THEO start painting CHUDD scenes. Theo I suggest you BATHE and SHAVE. Bite your lip. No more loose talk. Get a job in CORPORATE and enjoy the laughter of human suffering. Hillary said it today, "YOU CAN'T WAIT US OUT AND YOU CAN'T BEAT US." So why not schmooze and eat cakes and chocolates and laugh at the non JOHN GALTS. It can be very ORGASMIC. P.S. Look at Hillary. She did it. Even though the meds and heavy metals settled in her thick ankles. Forget water boarding. Looking at HILLARY BUNIONS is INHUMAN!
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Quit name checking cock suckers.
"THEO. Think only THEO. Then THEO'S ART will expand. THEO must obsess with THEO. Instead of wine chew gum and study the POPEYE THE SAILOR MAN CHARACTERS. Bluto, Wimpy, Olive, Sweet Pea, Pappy, Sea Hag, THE JEEP, etc. Evoke POPEYE and if that is not enough add BEETLE BAILEY. Never acknowledge any artists. FOCUS only on THEO and the images THEO generates. Anything less, everyone else are NOTHING BUT NAME CHECKERS."
Truman, you're the KING of the name-droppers! Shall I list them?
"Theo your response was short. It proves you are still LOYAL therefore you are on the TEAM. You are one of the diabolical minions that shall un-nerve the art peons with the NEW ART ORDER OF CRAZINESS. You are worthy because you responded correctly. Now focus on painting and create massive numbers of paintings. Work three jobs and make plenty of money and laugh at all the men children who have no coins to buy sausage biscuits or Treasure Troll wigs for their momma!"
Men should not frequently envision roy watston in their mind. Nor an image of hands held up right covered in chipped barbecue looking flickets over the bicycle seat of william dekooning. After all isn't that what Ned Beatty squealed out in the film DELIVERANCE, "DEKKKKKKKOONING!"
THEO you must work three jobs so you can buy SCOOBY SNACKS and live the life style of JOHN STEED from THE AVENGERS. It is time now to be BRITISH!
Tinga Ma Chinga
Ross get a short hair cut. Like Major Nelson on the TV show I DREAM OF GENIE. Canadians aren't allowed to go around with PROFESSOR CRAZE hairdos.
Wooaahh. The last three days have been intense. Or to put it more correctly, the last three days have involved copious amounts of alcohol. Did manage to do the river clean-up today. Ross, none of these comments make any sense to me. Am I still drunk?
theo
a lower case ART GOD with comprehension problems
I think most of these comments can be safely ignored.
The only way I would clean up a river is foraging for lost fishing lures and aluminum cans. Everything on the earth was there at the start. Nature sends Tsunamis and Volcanoes to cure the human cancer. Environmental pollution, the only enviromental pollution is mankind.
“ Anonymous said...
The only way I would clean up a river is foraging for lost fishing lures and aluminum cans.”
That’s so precious. That’s exactly what we were doing. In addition to every other piece of fucking garbage that we found.
Too bad you couldn’t join us. Fishing lures don’t normally get a high count but we do find the odd intravenous needle. I wouldn’t recommend it but I suppose you could make a hook out of one.
theo
a lower case ART GOD with diplomacy problems
Theo Nelson lands a whimsical left hook... Bentley Junior is on the ropes... (it looks like the ropey-dope to me!)
Garbage is good. All kinds of varmits live in garbage. Heavy metals and pissed drugs in water make it back to man creating cancer and birth defects. Mankind shall be a CHUDD soon. Just like in the movie. THEO start painting CHUDD scenes. Theo I suggest you BATHE and SHAVE. Bite your lip. No more loose talk. Get a job in CORPORATE and enjoy the laughter of human suffering. Hillary said it today, "YOU CAN'T WAIT US OUT AND YOU CAN'T BEAT US." So why not schmooze and eat cakes and chocolates and laugh at the non JOHN GALTS. It can be very ORGASMIC.
P.S. Look at Hillary. She did it. Even though the meds and heavy metals settled in her thick ankles. Forget water boarding. Looking at HILLARY BUNIONS is INHUMAN!
Rawst Pridduhs
AGENTS PROVOKALAZY
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