Truman Bentley Jr.
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Ross Priddle: #402, 734 - 2nd Ave. NW, Calgary, Alberta, T2N 0E3, CANADA.
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52 comments:
OH YES! THIS ONE'S SENSUAL! THIS ONE THROBS!
The mother fucker is smart! I think he's the god damn next ART FUHRER!
I want to put TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. on and wear him!
If your dad has a big round head. That means he likes bowling.
A woman's feet that smell like vinegar are called SHOE FOOTS.
At least that's what Tyrone told me.
"When in doubt remember that Butch said Brownie got RUNNED OVER so Betty would run outside so he could steal her hose."
The Book Of Brukinz
Hey, Click on that tooth buttuh and download some PASTE!
"Flibitis legs.
Only young pppretty girls like Aimileih Carlstein have smoothe youthful super model legs,
Not full length knob pine knoblluhs."
Scene Three Act One from the play
"UGLY CANNED VHOMICK"
Repraise Wreckeds
Royce, now none of this makes any sense. So sign on and watch the Floyd The Barber scenes from the Hogan's Heroes epipens.
Is this SEMANTIC WRITING.
ITS ASEMIC WRITING.
Not SEMANTIC WRITING FOOL!
With a DADA TWIST.
"Truman tied his THANG down to the side of his leg with a piece of strang."
"Truman walks around the house wearing nothing but a shrunk white turtle neck."
"Don't listen to yankees. They don't know anything."
"If you are reading this you were just CURSED with cancer."
"Don't get turned on listening to MANFRED MANN. There is something wrong with somebody wanting to do it with THE MIGHTY QUINN."
"Ross priddle says, don't mistaken your back tooth for Chipolte."
Asemic Writing attempt #9
"Ross priddle says, don't mistaken your back tooth for Chipolte."
Asemic Writing attempt #9
"Ross priddle says, don't mistaken your back tooth for Chipolte."
Asemic Writing attempt #9
"If your jibber is as loud as your jabber you might be PWT. Poor White Trash."
Asemic Thong Writing Scrawl Eins.
"Truman's Asemic Writing is like a drunk man in a dream thinking commentary is always directed at him. And the Writing he thinks pertains absolutely to relevant aspects of his DRUNK REALITY which to him is 100% VALID and REAL. Like every TRUE DRUNK no matter how far gone they are this makes them even MORE SURE of the context and validity of their judgement regarding what is being read and said. In this way they are more sure than a brilliant scientist at a EUREKA! moment."
Understanding Truman's Asemic phrase coins. Vol.2, P23.
Columbus Georgia ruled by trash.
Columbus Georgia ruled by trash families.
"Columbus Georgia pollutes college students by promoting bars as its downtown revitalization solution. They built college dorms and set up bars as a means to revamp its dead downtown area. It caused vice and deaths, including violent murders. But Columbus Georgia's authority is corrupt and trash anyway. It reaped what it sowed.
Columbus Georgia Sucks!
Dr. Sane has LOW T.
Hail SATAN full of his own Divine Grace! For he is far better than yahweh who was formed in the brains of monkeys. Yahweh is monkey dung. Diarreah cha cha cha.
The Christian God says he only loves and wants to save Truman Bentley Jr. Everyone else are for the Paris Catacombs. Or they can just live with hair that looks like creakly straw.
"Ross ate some nasty tacos. He had a diarreah blow out from it. That's what he gets for eating some foreign STRANGE food."
* Ross has a secret fiancee' who lives in Edmonton whose father owns a wholesale distributor company. She is rich. She is loaded. She doesn't prepare food. She has a chef and a chauffeur. She takes Ross out on holidays in her daddy's Rolls Royce. She has dated him since they were in primary school. She is always there for Ross. Her name is Caitland. She has never been to a psyhiatrist. She has several show horses. She is a debutant. Ross respects her and he knows they are to be wed in the next few years. Ross is very happy with Caitland. She recently bought Ross a skateboard.
TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. is performing Satanic Curse Hex Rituals every single day frequently against/on all detractors and adversaries. He is like Santa Claus. He has a long WHOSE BEEN NAUGHTY LIST. And like the GOD HE IS, the ONLY TRUE LIVING GOD EVER, his magick spells work effectively to create diarreah or a brain leukemia melanoma pancreatic cancer depending on whether or not he wants MINI ME to have an EGGO or drop MUSTAFAH down the hatch.
STAND UP FOR PANCREATIC CANCER! PANCREATIC CANCER CELLS HAVE A RIGHT TO LIFE! A RIGHT TO LIVE! STOP TRYING TO DESTROY PANCREATIC CANCER! HELP CANCER IN ITS STRUGGLE TO LIVE! LOVE CANCER! HOPE FOR CANCER! EVERY TIME CANCER IS DIAGNOSED IN A PERSON, GGGGGOOD!
WORSHIP CANCER FOR IT IS A HELPING HAND IN THE EXTINCTION OF THE HUMAN FROM EXISTENCE. ZERO POPULATION IS THE HOPE OF THE WORLD!
Only TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.'s sweat smells wonderful!
Ross. Clean your apartment. Donate stuff to charity. Give away stuff to friends. Sell everything else. Buy a nice car. Go back to school. Become an RCMP employee of some sort. Or work for a big bank. Date as many women as you can. Make them pay for your hair cuts and give you gas money. Do nothing for them except hand them any COUPONS you might see in magazines or newspapers they might could use. Become powerful. Remember MEAN-NESS IS ROSS PRIDDLE.
Truman I hate you! You are so mean!
Don't talk bad about my man!
NICO
Truman needs to take a BC POWDER.
Ross knows that TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. is the replacement for the worn out dish cloth Jesus of Nazareth. Too tired and inadequate a flawed faith is he. But, the new counter top shines! And adds luxury and modernized value to the kitchen! TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. is sausage and bacon! A hearty breakfast. No tofu and questionable soy butter here. So join and pledge your heart and soul and life to THE UNITED CHURCH OF TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. The congregation meets 24-7-365 in your mind! For you are the temple of the LORD, the only LORD that ev-uh existed, TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.! For he doesn't wear a house gown like jesus. He wears form fitting slacks! The religion of TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. pulses! That alone is reason enough for your momma to kneel before his holy altar! BOW AND BE SAVED SHE PROCLAIMS! SHOUT I LIVE THROUGH HIM WHICH IS IN ME!
I heard he has made thousands of different newsletters. He apparently works on them all day no matter where he is. Something must be wrong with him.
K.B.
You have to give him credit. He is creating stuff like nobody else is doing. He is totally original in that respect.
T. A. P.
He now lives and works in Panama City Florida. At a hamburger restaurant. He got a metal detector to find coins to buy postage. He's disturbed. I know for a fact he's a nut.
F. T.
New York
Everybody boycott TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. and his art. Shut him out in the cold! I'm tired of his talking bad about people.
R.W.
You are right. TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. is a big JERK!
G. L.
Tear up his newsletters and don't read them. Act like you are his friend, but tear up anything he sends you.
P. G.
Yeah! Tear up his NEWSLETTERS!
You need CARMEX. You got fever blisters.
They are COLD SORES. Not FEVER BLISTERS.
Ross Priddle controls what he wants people to read while rafting the mail art river.
Each Newsletter is printed on paper containing bits of fiberglass. Go ahead tear them up. Your hands will fill like you installed attic insulation all day without gloves.
Truman likes bbbbig buzzums of milt joose!
Thompson is creating collages on canvasses built by Truman Bentley Jr. Amie Carson is producing art on canvasses built by Truman Bentley Jr. Nick Johnson is producing art on canvasses built by Truman Bentley Jr. There are many others. For future value and provenance the collective effort is securing THE BENTLEY SALON OF ART NOW through the canvass. In the future museums shall display canvasses built by TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. because the ART SALON is the SCHOOL OF THE CANVASS. ASEMIC IS TRUMAN'S ART THOUGHT. Some people ain't JACK and they don't even have a paint roller. The auburn roll tide of the bizarre colours gesso the canvasses. These painters are the EPSTEIN band school of ROCK ART. You can listen to the ASEMIC CANVASSES of TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. because they speak and the art on them is worthy. None of the artists LIMP FLUX. Yeah their daddy is neo, his name is ASEMIC CADENCE. Can you hear him in the paint brothers and relatives, his name is THE ART GOD TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. By the way. Soon there shall be a painting on a canvass by the poem man MUD PUDDLES aka ART PRIDDLES. Also known as THE CEREAL THRILLER. The author of ZERO COPY ZINE. Ross says when the milk gets old you gotta go get a fresh carton.
Ross Priddle sez...., Guess whose daddy with a big round head wore women's open back sling back shoes to the mall. They also were seen outside CLUB BOHEMIA in uh pair of rubber hip waders. On Thursday's you can see him in uh blouse playing the UNCLE WIGGLY board game with several fellas on the mezz-ih-nay of the pier. This all occurs in Biloxi Mississippi.
The New Hit Single Out Now!
By ROSS PRIDDLE
"YOUR DADDY'S GOT UH BIG ROUND HEAD!"
Your dad-duh's got uh big round heh-ud. Yuh dad-duh's got uh big round heee-uhd. Big roun' head, big round head. Yuh dadd-duh's got uh big round head. yeah!
On CD, CASSETTE, or Retro 8-track
Your dad-duh's got uh big round head.
Ross Priddle is FESTUS from the TV show GUNSMOKE.
No. He is NEWLY.
No. He is HOP SING from BONANZA.
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