Hey people. Listen. How does it feel to KNOW that TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. is BETTER than you and your entire family? Even his dandruff is better than everyone you know. Just 100% BETTER. His dandruff is for you to stir in milk as an INSTANT BREAKFAST DRINK.
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There is a naked autographed centerfold photo of TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. on page three of this magazine.
Hey people. Listen. How does it feel to KNOW that
TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. is BETTER than you and your entire family? Even his dandruff is better than everyone you know. Just 100% BETTER. His dandruff is for you to stir in milk as an INSTANT BREAKFAST DRINK.
Truman is insane and perverse.
TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.'S dandruff in milk makes vanilla breakfast drink. Emjoy!
If you do not like TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. he can give you a bar of OCTAGON SOAP and wash cloth so you can bathe your mother.
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