#402, 734 - 2nd Ave. NW,
Groovy, very groovy!
those are five dollar trannies in the photo.
truman was born with autism. he has autism.
this is why he repeats phrases over and over. he wears yellow lenses to block the blue light. wherever there is glare.
portable gas powered pressure washers allow for easy graffiti removal anywhere. any time. clean bricks. the bricks yearn to be power washed.
tape x-acto razors to the propeller blades of that remote control helicopter. fly it into your stiffy to created an artistic sex change operation.
Never spend money locally. Spend all your money in STARBUCKS and IKEA stores. Their profits insure new and innovative future products. MOM and POP have the government to give them what they need. Only corporations can create good. So never buy local. Buy STARBUCKS and IKEA and AMAZON. Fresh clean hipster corporate toys. Not road side chip nip trinkets made by carney paws. Small hands. Smell like cabbages.
All art should be free. No one ever should pay for art. Free. Like Gideon bibles. People should mow lawns. Mop floors. Wash cars. Flip burgers. Paint houses. People should only buy NEW stuff. From Walmart. IKEA and STARBUCKS. Any art created should be free. It should be the new movement. Then the only REAL ARTISTS would be the ones creating FREE ART.
yes. yes shopping the ikea store is best.
support corporate business districts.
encourage the movement of free art. never buy or sell art. it can be put on the patio grill though.
Truman, I thought you were subversive. Some of this advice doesn't sound very subversive.
When jack boot iron heels are the vogue I specialize in boot polish.
Boots are sexy! Licking them is even sexier!!
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