Pure Political Satire! That's so GERMAINE!, Jackson! That's hilarious. The photos look just like you. Is that your brother? Ross, you know you reached a level of STAR STATUS when you can become SATIRE! That's Funky Cold Mo-dina!
Don't take the freeway to Edmonton. Instead drive to Saskatchewan and get on the first boat out to open water. The Nigerian Ambassador says they shall accept your passport. Bring summer clothing and plenty of Malt Liquor.
Remember. If you ever have to dig up your ART PROJECT and burn it. Sprinkle aluminum powder all over it and dump a box of SOLID OX welding tablets on it too. It ensures complete carbonization. Works on stainless steel and glass.
No! Encase it in clay. Create a top opening and an air escape vent. After the ART PROJECT is burnt out, place the clay mold in a kiln. When cool you can use it for casting SILICONE to make LOVE DOLLS of your ART CREATION to sell at stores in Japan for blind and handicapped men. LITTLE PEOPLE dig em' too.
Anyone who served in the american military is TRASH. They just couldn't succeed in the civilian world. The only good thing about the U.S. Army is it gets rid of a lot of trash and it puts it in body bags.
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I thought Ross was only casting Bird Baths, Gargoyles and Holy Santos statues. Wow! Ross is a Rodin!
Pure Political Satire! That's so GERMAINE!, Jackson! That's hilarious. The photos look just like you. Is that your brother? Ross, you know you reached a level of STAR STATUS when you can become SATIRE! That's Funky Cold Mo-dina!
Don't leave the shovel or the gloves in the back of the white BRONCO.
Don't take the freeway to Edmonton. Instead drive to Saskatchewan and get on the first boat out to open water. The Nigerian Ambassador says they shall accept your passport. Bring summer clothing and plenty of Malt Liquor.
Don't forget to pour out a carton of butter milk and a few hand fulls of LIME first, then put the CONCRETE down.
Remember. If you ever have to dig up your ART PROJECT and burn it. Sprinkle aluminum powder all over it and dump a box of SOLID OX welding tablets on it too. It ensures complete carbonization. Works on stainless steel and glass.
No! Encase it in clay. Create a top opening and an air escape vent. After the ART PROJECT is burnt out, place the clay mold in a kiln. When cool you can use it for casting SILICONE to make LOVE DOLLS of your ART CREATION to sell at stores in Japan for blind and handicapped men. LITTLE PEOPLE dig em' too.
Dr. Sane is a man who wears paisties under his dress shirts. He always wanted to be Sally Rand and do the FAN DANCE.
Anyone who served in the american military is TRASH. They just couldn't succeed in the civilian world. The only good thing about the U.S. Army is it gets rid of a lot of trash and it puts it in body bags.
If your parents served in the military then your family is ARMY TRASH.
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