#402, 734 - 2nd Ave. NW,
APRIL 20 1889.
4:20, Truman, you stoner, spark up a fat blunt and quit being a Nazi.
It was April 20th. How else could one be funny on April 20th.
"APRIL 20 1889" is never going to be funny, Truman. Some things you just can't joke about. And if you have any doubts we can send the Mossad by to explain it to you...!
Or maybe the Anti-Defamation League?
I might be Mossad or Irgun just throwing chum in the water to see where ya'll are politically. And psychologically.
Ross. I can't be a nazi if I wanted to be one. I am a SATANIST. in the traditional iconoclast Lavey Hellfire Club style.
For the last four weeks I have been painting several huge Baphomet style portraits of SATAN. Each dab of paint is a form of worship of the Devil. When they are close to being finished I'll send you pictures of them. I have filmed much of the process of painting them too. Ross you should worship Satan and paint portraits of Satan. It is very fun thinking of how wonderful Satan is all day long. You could just read a few books about Satan or sketch or write ODES TO SATAN. If you decide it is not fun you can always go listen to Bob Dylan records.
I am glad Satan looks good with my paints. People should stop trying to prove god exists and try instead to prove Satan exists. Wearing furry PAN CHAPS and eating steak for breakfast is a way to draw up SCRATCH.
Ross. It is a good thing I didn't grow up and go to your school in Edmonton. We would have been best friends.
"I never loved Eva Braun". Bob Geldolf.I Guess The Boomtown Rats, and Bob Geldolf have the same sense of humor too.See if they don't like Bob Dylan also.
TUE RECHT UND SCHEUE NIEMAND.
BREAKFAST MARGARITAS. The perfect meal to start off the day.
CAT EYE GLASSES. All the zine people should start the trend of wearing CAT EYE glasses. They go well with bowler hats.
satan does not exist. nor does god.
If Satan or God does not exist why not just chose one to make a sculpture or painting of. That is how all gods started. So why not do a good job creating one. Like the Devil the SOUTH PARK guys created as Saddam Hussein's lover. Or just create a cool straight Satan like GAZOO on THE FLINTSTONES.
TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. is the world's most sexy super model!
Man Truman's ear of corn is so sexy!
Nobody sells food like this! TRUMAN IS DELICIOUS!
Truman, stop your satan worship. I don't like it.
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