Monday, September 22, 2014



Fröhliche Pfingsten!

Truman Bentley Jr.
3219 Carden Drive
Columbus, GA
31907-2143
USA

38 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ross, I will give you a bitcoin for that postcard. I have to have it.

Anonymous said...

Truman is the greatest value! Not just great, GREATEST OF ALL TIMED SPACE!

Anonymous said...

Fräulein has seen a recent revival in recent years as a vogue term, especially in popular culture.

drosspriddle said...

Bitcoins are sooo 2012. Send me a yankee dollar and you can have it back.

Anonymous said...

10 crispy leprechaun toenails for the postcard

Anonymous said...

Yankee dollars are a tool of Martha Stewart, the ice witch of the North.

Anonymous said...

Blightcoin!

Anonymous said...

Fräulein, Sie sind die attraktivsten Armenischen!

Anonymous said...

Und Du? Fräulein? Armenien ist in der Zukunft?

Anonymous said...

What's so great about Fräulein? Give it a rest, people!

Anonymous said...

Ross. The odor from the Calgary paper mill is like the side molars of FDR.

drosspriddle said...

Maybe I'll just put it on eBay.

Anonymous said...

Endlich. Die Armenian fraulein war sehr langsam. Heute ich habe neue Britannian liebchen fur freude.

Anonymous said...

mix alexandrian witchcraft with mail art.

Anonymous said...

Armenian ebay?

Anonymous said...

Truman is the Supreme Art God. This is not a matter of opinion. There is no agree or disagree. This is the consensus reality we live in now. To disagree is to ask for a visit from the brain doctors. Truman is FAR SUPERIOR to notorious ass-clowns such as Jesus, Mohammed, Einstein, Yo-Yo-Ma, and LeNardo Da Vinci.

Anonymous said...

"Timed space is a hoax perverpetrated by the liberal pervert elite in Hollyweird. No one would watch their abonimable trash films if not for the perverpetration of timed space." - Rash Limbbag

Anonymous said...

liberal is good. not to be confused with choad. remember that. so sayeth Truman Bentley Jr.

Anonymous said...

The tumble weed of Phil Spector's hair had the answers. Now it has been shaven the Holllywood messages are unclear.

Anonymous said...

satan is top quality silk elegance panty hose. jehoba god is like a fifty nine cent pack of brown sugar brand grocery store panty hose.

Anonymous said...

martha stewart is like a man in a woman's body. martha stewart is cool and ya'll damn well know it. in bed martha stewart is like race car driver tommy stewart, or jackie stewart. she can bang those pots and pans all day. martha stewart is the female bernie madoff. she should be made into a love doll. a top quality 6000 dollar real doll. also meryl streep and glen close and sharon stone at their youthful peek should be made into love dolls. or clones. they should form a daisy chain and have witch maxime sanders conduct the ritual from the center of the circle chanting, lickems, lickems, lickems!

Anonymous said...


sure blame internet for people lower iq. In past air plane and cars was devil next radio and tv now is time for internet was is intresting new research show that playing game for example you can improve atention vision .... Also when i start using internet my IQ improve too.

Anonymous said...

Sweet Sassy Malassy

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

The past recedes into myths legends.

Anonymous said...

A term used by others, usually being suburban "gangsters", whose lives are absolutely and undeniably defined by what others think. These people "rumble" often and think of themselves as original and/or indestructable. People that use the term "haters" are the lowest stage of the evolutionary scale. They bleed the fastest and have thought processes similar to that of a mentally underdeveloped cat.
"Why you hatin' on me?"
"These haters be up in my grill!"

Anonymous said...

ihn so fancy.

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Anonymous said...

art is the whine meow of all who can't. Art is a form of SPECIAL EDUCATION for those who can't. Minds without. The flaw. The mind lacking. Good sense. Tacky. tacky. tacky. yes. ART is the loony. a form of very-tourettes asemic like the people hunched over the counter in the convenience store mart scratching on lottery cards. art is a three letter word for failure.

Anonymous said...

slippery and hot steaming, my post fast food coffee and soda meal made room for biowell-bowel melange' is art. creating paste board special containers to leave about for gift prizes, little tokens of my healthy constitution. my patte'. it can be your toupee'. people. love my bowel relic art sculptures. pose them. mold them. love them. no longer are they flushed. i leave them here. i leave them there. because i am a dedicated follower of flushing. bowel. bowel.

Anonymous said...

Shape shifting human-lizard hybrids.
Generally heads of state, captains of industry, members of secret fraternal or black ops organizations. Not to be messed with.

Anonymous said...

When we were kids....we called listening to the train catching the train. How this work: In a distance you can here the train coming so you pretend like you get onto the train...then you lay in bed very quietly until you cant here the train anymore by then you should be asleep. Good night all train listeners!!!

Anonymous said...

poor people ride the train. rrrrrrich people take the RRRRRRRROLLS!

Anonymous said...

right nayow