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Ross Priddle: #402, 734 - 2nd Ave. NW, Calgary, Alberta, T2N 0E3, CANADA.
Ross Priddle: #402, 734 - 2nd Ave. NW, Calgary, Alberta, T2N 0E3, CANADA.
48 comments:
Truman is aware, but Truman does not follow, Truman leads, Truman guides.
Ross. Been in Charleston last few days. Organizing canvasses to be sold. Thus lack of commentary here on bentspoon.
Canvasses. Schmanvasses.
Working on Canvasses for Charleston gigs.
Charleston?
Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape! --Charleston Hetton
My anus is a canvas!
Bowler hats look good only on TOULOUSE LETREK and LERL AND HERDY. All other hat wearers of the bowler are incomplete-incompetant-inadequate nothing people. Oh yeah. JOHN STEED can wear a bowler hat and is not a LOU ZER.
only by the grace of TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. can one be saved.
Only NICK JOHNSON is the living mail artist. Ray passed away twenty years ago. Nick Johnson is alive and creates real mail art. Nick has talent. Ray Johnson was not a real artist.
bob dylan is over rated and the object of LOSER ADORATION.
fluxist dada duchamp people are not artists. they are all mental patients in their soiled drawers. circle jerks. bob dylan catamites.
Redundant Kartoffels are the asemic Larry that is those who twiddle pate to bob dylan.
Only TENNIS reduces the slob lip of of those who WALRUL.
Listen to TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.
Those of you who have the ALF nose from not enduring the circumcision schmuck removal.
Put the hairs off your left nipple on the waffle.
TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. is pure Shea Butter!
Much oil of Shimmy. Much oil of shimmy.
the art lives only in those who have flourescent colour in their orgon aura.
STAMPS!
Nicks computer is in the shop. That is where he has been.
Like NOOOOOOO SCOTT!
new alaska pollock fish
The POLLOCK fish is of Jackson.
For pleasure Wear all coarse wool garments. Everything wool. Enjoy ITCHING.
His name isn't TRUMAN. It is
TRUN AM
He is scrambles. He is Scrabbles.
Teeth of dull gray. Teeth of dull gray. Crumbly. Crumbly. Deep jaw thrombosis. Halitosis. Sore throat.
A Poem By Phillipe' L. Neill
Now a proim by
Blaine S. Sneips
The pulse of tooth line floss meat hook. Pulsing Gristle. NOT THE BAND. NOT THE MUSICAL GROUP. Your tooth tweeks the pain is intense. Like a Mantra it throbs. Your grill looks like METH TEETH. Though you never Meth and always brush. The pulse radical of pain is a decal. Adhered tight to the surface and it is stuck deep. Like Wiley Coyote. You can't get away from the pain of the rotten dentures. BARBALOOT TOOTH. Mastisol Tooth. Is it a sign of the wither. Ah yes says the china man.
Ross.
British Lara Lesbian.
For she is lady!
TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. is ANNUNAKI.
That pulse at the gum line. The inner ear ringing. It is the sound of decay.
British Lara lesbian is LADY!
How bout a courtesy flush. And use tish uh.
Remember. A man in seemed stockings is not sexy. That is why you should only like British Lesbian Lara. She is lovely. And beautiful.
THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION
Ross. I got a job at an ice cream shoppe. I have been eating lots of peanuts. Picked from my stool and hand wiped off with TISH UH I then put the peanut bits in a cup. After gathering fifty or more I am ready to sprinkle an ice cream cone of a deserving perston.
RRRRRUB THE OILS ON! RRRRRRRUB THE OILS ON!
TRUMAN's teeth are perfect!
TRUMAN's gums are perfect!
My anus is a canvas!
Only the TRUMAN is the living mail artist. The Roy Jensen passed away twenty years ago. Only the TRUMAN is alive and creates real mail art. Only the TRUMAN has talent. The Roy Jensen was not a real artist.
Canvasses Schmanvasses.
Unlike CFWs, nineteen year old ladies who work at ORANGE JULIUS in the food area of the mall are perfect in every way. They are RADIANT. WHOLESOME and smell like LILAC. These are the goddesses.
ATTENTION! ALL MAIL ART PEOPLE!
TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. knows which ones of you have yellow toes of green dirt. Which ones of you have hammer toes. Ugly foots of shame! Pedicure shop rejects. He knows the heart felt pain, the emotional trauma you have YOU HAVE because of your INADEQUACY from having UGLY ASS FEETS.
INVISIBLE PAINTINGS!
HE UH BOLD FACE LLLLIE!
Him not painted one damn pitcher! Not one damn pitcher I tell you! And all them canvasses he be building, thems not canvasses. He just picks up LOOM FRAMES off the ground by the dumpster behind the JIG MACHINE OF THE FROOT UH LOOM UNDER SHIRT FACTORY! Those ain't eben canvasses! They's LOOM FRAMES for UNDER SHIRTS!
He caint draw. He caint paint. He lives on a twin bed in THE DINING ROOM of his Uncle House and fixes on gas powered weed eaters. He repairs TWO CYCLE ENGINES. He didn't even get passed nineth grade!
He saw a pitcher movie bout Andy Werhulls and that ih whut got him going on that paintin' FAN UH SEE!
i knew it
No stamps lately. So that is reason no new art sent to Bentspoon from the Confederacy.
What channel this is?
The LOGIC OF SEAN PENN luminates all who believe in our Bob Dylan Chakra.
The LOGIC OF SEAN PENN luminates all who believe in our Bob Dylan Chakra.
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