A TUCK DAM is the use of a TUCKS hemmeroid pad as a vaginal dam configured in THE AIN YUS. Typical behaviour of THE PROGRESSIVE LIBERAH BLAME EVERYTHING BUT SELF MAN CHILD. The waist Michil-lan Man TUBE TIRE belt of BABY HUEY is THE TRAIT, the VISUAL TRAIT to spot a TUCK DAM wearer. Humming bob dylans mess and saying the name ALAN GINSBIRD or WILLIAM BURRUHS a couple times every hour is another sign of TUCK DAM. EMO CRYING and unshaveness. Lack of BATHE. Fear of WASH and CLOTH. A TUCK DAM is very much like a SLEEP WALKER in a CLUB BATH.
Wobbly ankle of slip twist. AH-WELL!OOTCH! Hoppity limp. Slipped butt fall tail bone cracked. Like Napoleon Dynamite's grandma fracturing her COCKIS on the four wheeler on the sand dunes.
Only FRESH CUT FLOWERS are pretty for the table party of all the svelt ham-some gur jiss peepuh. URGLEIGH PEEPUH can lurk over dare in the back. Behind the boxes washing the FORTS AND NIVES. Foldin NAT KINZ and FIT ZIN UP THE TRAYS. Only the SOOPUH MODEL LADIES are purdy enough to come out front.
If a woman's legs are not radiant-smooth and free of dents and veiny ugly. Then she needs to work only behind the motel in the laundry room. Folding linen. Washing. Ironing. Then a cart comes around to take the linen up for all THE PRETTY GUESTS to use. If she is quiet and working in the basement behind the motel. Then she can have one slice of pie brought around. But she can't choose the kind.
NICHOLAS JOHNSON is the TODAY of mail art. He writes vast numbers of WORTHYS every day. Nick exists to create art, not for THE CHOAD but those who are REAL ARTISTS. Not LOT LICE.
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Zeena Schreck just had a workshop on this in January in Berlin. Look at ZEENA SCHRECK website. For more info.
Thompson has been doing this for years.
Ross Priddle. You just uh schpoatee playuh.
A TUCK DAM is the use of a TUCKS hemmeroid pad as a vaginal dam configured in THE AIN YUS. Typical behaviour of THE PROGRESSIVE LIBERAH BLAME EVERYTHING BUT SELF MAN CHILD. The waist Michil-lan Man TUBE TIRE belt of BABY HUEY is THE TRAIT, the VISUAL TRAIT to spot a TUCK DAM wearer. Humming bob dylans mess and saying the name ALAN GINSBIRD or WILLIAM BURRUHS a couple times every hour is another sign of TUCK DAM. EMO CRYING and unshaveness. Lack of BATHE. Fear of WASH and CLOTH. A TUCK DAM is very much like a SLEEP WALKER in a CLUB BATH.
Is ZEENA SCHRECK really TAYLOR SWIFT?
Listen. Mail Art is faded.
What you need is a nineteen year old Sheila covered in latex.
TUKDAM is not the answer. TRUMAN is the answer!
Teeth are brittle and yellow. Fish scales. Splintery flaky. Deep inner throat odor of unwashed curds.
Women with clakin toes have TUKDAM FEETS.
Wobbly ankle of slip twist. AH-WELL!OOTCH! Hoppity limp. Slipped butt fall tail bone cracked. Like Napoleon Dynamite's grandma fracturing her COCKIS on the four wheeler on the sand dunes.
Radiant Skin is of beautiness in LADIES. Which means purdisome. Like 19 year old LADIES who work at Orange Julius IN THE MALL.
Only FRESH CUT FLOWERS are pretty for the table party of all the svelt ham-some gur jiss peepuh. URGLEIGH PEEPUH can lurk over dare in the back. Behind the boxes washing the FORTS AND NIVES. Foldin NAT KINZ and FIT ZIN UP THE TRAYS. Only the SOOPUH MODEL LADIES are purdy enough to come out front.
If a woman's legs are not radiant-smooth and free of dents and veiny ugly. Then she needs to work only behind the motel in the laundry room. Folding linen. Washing. Ironing. Then a cart comes around to take the linen up for all THE PRETTY GUESTS to use. If she is quiet and working in the basement behind the motel. Then she can have one slice of pie brought around. But she can't choose the kind.
NICHOLAS JOHNSON is the TODAY of mail art. He writes vast numbers of WORTHYS every day. Nick exists to create art, not for THE CHOAD but those who are REAL ARTISTS. Not LOT LICE.
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